Title:           My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh…. [My Little Pony] I use
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Thursday 8th of November 2012 08:36:12 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 8th of November 2012 08:36:12 PM CDT

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh….
[My Little Pony]
I used to wonder what friendship could be
[My Little Pony]
Until you all shared its magic with me
Big adventure
Tons of fun
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my little ponies
Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends?
 
One night in Ponyville....Everyone died. BUT THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT. The skeleton was of Rarity's fine form!
 
The skeleton proceeded to devour ponies and congregate their meat and muscles into his body, he then skinned some
 
and with a satanic chant the skeleton became Tara Strong
 
and twilight watched all of this from her window, and found it sexy twilight masturbates to the skeleton. But then
 
spike tried to break it up because he wanted skeleton rarity all to himself and not lesbian twi, "Twilight what are
 
you doing all of ponyville is being distroyed by a monster and you're in here fucking yourself". then lyra came in
 
and cut off spike's hands the bon bon ate the rest of spike.Consumed with power hand weilding Lyra began to laugh
 
maniacally, twilight turned to her "Lyra what are you doing, why skeletons why, all to get spikes hands?!"
 
Oh twi you really don't know do you? Long ago in the pre-celestia era lived a race of creatures known as humans.
 
Humans could not use magic so instead they manipulated objects with there hands. 'Hands' are like modern day claws
 
except much more complex. They could pick up any object without trying there whole-life trying to master a
 
levitation spell.
 
Once celestia came into power she found there use of hands disturbing, instead of using magic like ponys humans
 
where creating more and more complicated machines to solve problems. AND INSTEAD OF SEEING HOW USEFUL AND COOL AND
 
SEXY HUMANS WHERE, CELESTIA BANISHED THEM FROM THIS WORLD UNDER THE FALSE PRETENCE OF PROTECTING PONYS. Your
 
Teacher is a monster.
 
Our culture, our technology and even simple things like teacups, doorknobs and benches all come from this ancient
 
human civilization
 
but i see the truth, i will find a real human, and i will find a way to create a portal to the human world LETTING
 
HUMANS RETURN!!!" lyra now backing twilight into a corner "yes, and i can't have any witnesses, prepare your anus,
 
SPARKLE!". Twilight emergency teleported away from insane lyra and bonbon, outside the library she began to run,
 
"with spike dead how will i contact celestia?" and then she saw it....... hundreds and hundreds of
 
niggerballs.Twilight looked in awe at the top of the nigger balls, a voice rang out "guys can i have R34?" it was
 
felix And Jon Anderson, who was along for the ride, riding down on a golden chariot. Twilight has multiple orgasms
 
just from the sight of Jon Anderson.Jon Anderson stood alone, before him stood an army of the undead he spoke:
 
 
I'm here to fight that mint pony bitch, and get my thumb back!! Cheers erupted but then Lyra along with her
 
sidekick bonbon marched outside and slapped Jon with her 'hands'  and showed Felix her anus causing his penis to
 
explode killing him. The rest of Yes appears and they start to play "Close to the edge", destroying the army of
 
skeletons. but this was what lyra wanted all along for the bone marrow of pony skeletons was what she needed to
 
finish her portal. Twilight looked at yes "Guys we have got to stop her, if we dont eqestria will be overrun with
 
neckbeards!". Jon Anderson says "sure, I love killing neckbeards"! But it was to late, lyra sped away on bon bon,
 
she was about to complete the portal, neckbeards and worst of all Geoff will be raping equestria! Twilight stops
 
and looks around "wait where did lyra and bonbon go?"
 
 
All of a sudden, Bon Bon Has a pony nam flashback. Lyra began deeply staring into her vulva, Lyra began to eat out
 
Bon-Bon. Octopus Octavia bursts out of bon bon's vag and yells "YOU WILL NOT SUMMON THE AUTISTS" and rips out
 
Lyra's spinal cord. Lyra abruptly turns into a stalk of asparagus. The final few steps of the portal had been
 
completed, Octopus Octavia could not stop them now. All that was left for bonbon to add the bone marrow to complete
 
he loves portal, her dieing wish. After she adds the bone marrow Geoff's head comes out of the thread and with a
 
loud faggoty voice yells "GUYS PLEASE DON'T" and all the neckbeards come out of the portal and begin fucking bon
 
bon and Octopus Octavia. Rick Wakeman tackles Lyra and proceeds to eat all the bone marrow, but it was too late.
 
The gods of Neckbeards, angered at Octavia's resistance, turn her into one of their fat eternal Shoggoths.
Bonbon screaming in terror "NO WE ARE YOUR MASTERS WE SUMMONED YOU" to which an Anon replied...."I want to cum
 
inside Lyra's dead body" to which he throws Bon Bon's semen covered body on the ground and fucks Lyra's dead body
 
while pleasuring his anus with the spinal cord.
 
An unholy symbol forms upon the ground.
The symbol is
/b/
 
 
Then, a flying saucer comes out of the sky, It's Emerson, Lake & Palmer! The neckbeard's jump off canterlot castle
 
and rape the U.F.O and it crashes into Sweet apple acres (if you don't know what that is, don't worry it's just a
 
background characters house.) killing everyone inside, and blowing up ponyville. But it's not effective because
 
Emerson, Lake & Palmer are immortal.
 
 
Suddenly twilight bursts into the room along with the remaining members of yes "Bonbon WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, why did
 
you follow lyra into this?" "I can't wait to bomb some Do-DONG-os!" yells Twilight with vigor as she murders the neckbeard. Twilight sparkle dons special Neckbeard-Slayer gear. Rick Wakeman comes back from the dead and Yes proceeds to play Heart of the Sunrise.
 
Pinkie pie bursts out of a neckbeard's blubber and says "Join me Link and you will be the greatest in Koradai, or else you wil-" before she could speak she was interupted by a brony yelling "20% cooler!". Emerson, Lake & Palmer arrive on the scene and proceed to help Yes kill the neckbeards. The portal expands, several shouts of "DUBS" can be heard from behind it. More and more neckbeards pour out of the portal, while twilight swings a mighty battle axe decapitating dozens at a time "WE GOT TO CLOSE THE PORTAL SOMEHOW" Fluttershy uses her ancient SATANIC MAGIC to subjugate Twilight.
 
 
All of the surviving ponies in ponyville yell "O GOD IT'S CHRISTIAN BALE." it is apparent that Equestria is beaten, the elements of harmony can't be used because Rainbow Dash was filled with semen and died from choking on it.
 
 
Jon Anderson has an idea, "Yes must..." But then Twilight interupts and pushes him aside Twilight thinking quickly of a idea, she gets the sea pony orb from her library and revives Lyra, the only way she can stay alive is in sea pony form, only Lyra knows how to stop the bronies, Christian bale, and save equestria and Sea Pony Lyra says:" IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN All musical talents present must combine with Ozzy Osbourne to preform The Gypsy Bard, closeing the portal forever", Twi looked at lyra after penetrating a neckbeards ass with her horn "But you haven't any instruments!" "someone needs to go into the human world and get the instruments and i can't cause i have hooves".
 
 
lyra points to her ass "umm hello guys lyras and harps, i have lots of them"Jon Anderson takes one look at the useless insterments and uses his godly powers and makes better ones appear. He also changes the song to "The Gates of Delirium", because brony music sucks horse penis. The neckbeard army grew stronger more and more crawling out of the portal as fast as overweight neck beards can crawl. The bronies hiss at Jon Anderson and the remainder of the ponies cast singles on Christian Bale making him flee, the bronies start saying love and tolerance while running away from the non brony music, into the portal.
 
Twilight looks in awe "its working...ITS WORKING~"
 
 
Sea pony Lyra, realizes what loathsome creatures the humans are, they killed Octopus Octavia and Bon Bon, and most of Equestria, she gives Jon Anderson back his thumb with tears in her eyes. He thanks her and says "I am sorry for calling you a mint bitch. Lyra begins sobing and suddenly seapony lrya lunges out of her fishtank at him still crying "NO you where suppose to play brony music to attract more of them to our world" her attack useless because she is seapony, everyone looks at her on the ground with feels... she will die soon without water.
 
"i am sorry i am so so sorry, i thought humans where all about love and tolerance" seapony lyra dieing on land infront of them with her water bucket gone, Twilight walks over to her dead body and uses it as a desk for her quill and paper.
 
 
 
 
"Dear Princess Celestia:
 
Today I learned that if anything has special needs, like autism, they should be killed immediately, i know i preach for everyone being equal, but if someone is retarded, like Lyra, then they should be killed Immediately
Your Faithful student,
 
 
Twilight Sparkle
 
P.S.
Jon Anderson is my new best friend and I would like you to meet him
 
P.S.S
Fluttershy, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash are all dead, not a big loss, but just thought you should know"
 
 
 
he rolls up her paper and puts a seal on it, she calls out for her number one assistant Spike before realising that hes dead "Oh fuck that bich lyra" she kicks her dead pony body for urinating on it.
 
Fade to black
 
~roll credits
My Little Pony!
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!
My Little Pony!
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!
FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS