Title: MY LARGE HORSE: BIG CONSQUENCES BOOK 1 Author: Anonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/njTQGvhw First Edit: Sunday 26th of January 2014 08:23:13 PM CDT Last Edit: Sunday 26th of January 2014 08:23:13 PM CDT ONES AH POND AYE THYME.   CHAPTER 1: BEGUNNINGS Twilit Spark was doing thing of in her house of Ponyville and all things were good until Pricess of Celest came down from sky and say "Twilit, we has prubblem, Come with of me to the forest" So Twilit and Celest flew to forest were no one was there and Celest sat down on leaf and say "Fluttshy is doing thing!" "OH NO NOT THING!" "Ewe must stops her fastly, or all QuestriaLand will be of destory" Celest flew into space and than become sun. Twilit could not belief her friend Fluttshy was doing thing, because thing is not good thing to thing. But no matters Twilit teleportaled using her portaltele magic and landed on her best friend/cow-orker Spik. Spik say to her "WATCH WHERE YOU LANDS ON ME. JUST KIDDING" HAHA they laughed. BUTS ALL O THE SUDDENS. Thing Fluttshy do hapen and then send out raditators and Twilit hide and say "You must escape out from here fastly Spik" But Spik was already blown to smitheroons CHAPTER 2: A GREAT BIG PONY   MEANWHILE AT FLUTTSHY PLACE HOUSE Fluttshy shook head and say. "It feels like I am of feeling silly in the place of my head it does" Then Fluttshy look down and say "I am giant wut now?" Fluttshy strecthed her legs and kicked over her house, which made her sad because now she was houseless giant with no place to live. Ranbaor Dash fly from cloud and say to Fluttshy. "WOW 20% BIGGER SWAG LELELELELELELELELELELELEL" This made Fluttshy ultra angry because she was not a kind giant. like Happy Green Giant but she was angry giant like Remarkable Hulk and JesusZilla. Fluttshy grabbed Ranboar by the wing and looked with much lost in her eye and think. "GIVE ME THE BUTTER" then open her mouth and put Ranboar in there and then close her mouth. Ranboar say "20% more tasty SWAG LELELELELELELEL" but then Fluttshy swallowed Ranboar hole and then Ranboar went into Fluttshy stomach and fly round and Fluttshy rob her belly and say "I guess I do eat mares" but no one in audience laughed so Fluttshy pooped in the river and made all the beavers mad.   CHAPTER 3: STUFF HAPPENSINGS OrangeBill sense her husband was eat, and cry for bit, but then cheer up because remember that she could be safe using Orange based Technology. OrangeBill climbed into her conviently placed Orange submarine that could fly utilizing the hidden quantum mechanisms of oranges, and say "HOLD ON RANBOAR, MOMMAS COMING" And then OrangeBill pilot submarine into the GANT BUTT of Fluttshut. Fluttshy felt some things in her butt and gasped when it actually went into her butt, but then she laugh because it no compare to real butt pleasure that was her dragon dilt do. Fluttshy when go into town of Ponyburg and began paging ramps because that is what all giant pones do when they have a little bit of opprotunity. Twilit feel sad because her town of home was being destoryed by her friend and Ranboar was eat, and the Sweetie Flank Explorers, Scatamoo, WatermelonBlossom and Salty Bassoon die when Fluttshy sat on them, right after they just got their Sweetie Mark in being throwaway one shot gag characters. Twilit look to sun and say "Why Princes Sun? Why let do this?" The sun say nothing because it is star and not more, but then ALL OF SUDDENS. A rambling from Soury Sphere Section, and then a GIANT PLINKO PIE ROBOT FROM SPACE CAME. Real Plinko, being Plinko etered the giant robot and was all like Kamina and say to Gant Fluttshy, who was busy eating Mare Mayor, Bon Bon Horowtiz, and If Im Lyra Im Dyra Hartstrings.   "FLUTTSHUT, YOU HURT ALL MY FRIENDS, AND YOU HURT TWILIGHT TOO PREPARE TO DIE"   Fluttshy threw her head back and flung her meals into her open mouth and swallow hole and look back at Plinko and say "COME AT ME BRO"   CHAPTER 4: THE ENDS? MEANWHILE IN STOMACH OF FLUTTSHY OrangeBill finally made it there, and turn on her headlights to look for Ranboar, and turns out everything was okay, because pony acids aren't used to digest meat, and so everyone who was eat, was just taking bath in Mountian Dew, but they were like, enh we've dealt with worse. OrangeBill open her pit cock and say "Ranbaor, comes into me if you want life" Ranboar then fl to OrangeBill and say "NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD COMES EARLER" Everyone laugh with the audience as trombone plays WOP WOP WOPPPPPPPPP So Ranboar climb into submarine with OrangeBill and they kiss and say "LETS DITCH THIS ONE HORSE HORSE" and they flew way even though they probably could have taken more ponies with them considering it was big submarine, but they had to catch up on Golden Girls because it was episode were Blanche finally got a dicking from Captian Kangaroo and Dr Rogers. For goggles OrangeBill shot two photon missiles into Fluttshy duodednum, making her have make poo. Fluttshy, feeling tire from her epic fight with Giant Plinko Bot which was too awesome to write about or animate hold her belly and say "Oh no my duodednum" and she rushed to bend over which happen to be right on top of Tricky's cart thing when Tricky when taking a bath. "I am Tricky, nothing bad happen today to Tricky, because Tricky am great." Tricky go outside to dry her hair when Fluttshy began pooping. "OH NO" say Tricky "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO TRICKY?" But then she was silence when massive poo storm fall on her and Tricky was pooed on. Everyone laughed hard, and everyone who was in stomach of Fluttshy wasin the poo and they were okay. OrangeBill and Ranboar flew out of Fluttshy butt and flew into space where they became Princess and King of OrangeWorld. Fluttshy pooed so much she become normal size and say "I'm sorry everyone, but looks like I've been really shitty" Everyone hug and say "It okay" and then they all party in the poo,   EPILUGE: The Sweetie Flank Explorers came back to live after annoying Satan too much, Tricky was at bottom of poo pile underneath everyone saying "When Tricky get out of here, wait, is this corn? WHEN TRICKY GET OUT OF HERE TRICKY WILL END YOU ALL" but then was silence because of the pooing ponies on top of her. Twilit covered in poo and friendship say "Spik take letter to Princes Sun, Dear Princes Sun, today was fucking wierd, and poo feels gud, your faf full stew in dents, Twilit Spark" But Spik was stil dead, Princes Sun never got the letter.   MEANWHILE IN BITTERORANGE HECTACRES   WatermelonBlossom look at Salty Bassoon and say, How is your sister? Salty Bassoon say "She is busy doing something...." Scatamoo say "Wait, didn't thing just do thing with Fluttshy?" AND THE A GIANT RUMBLING CAME FROM CANNOTRENTORLOT.