Title:           LE NO MONETARY GAIN FACE
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/udEa4W0c
First Edit:      Monday 28th of March 2016 03:41:41 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 28th of March 2016 03:41:41 PM CDT

>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends