Title:           Kissing Purple Pone
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Tuesday 1st of July 2014 05:15:59 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 1st of July 2014 05:15:59 AM CDT

--Babby's First Greentext--
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Twi and Anon Share an Evening
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Part 1
>Anon and Twi have been dating for a few weeks now
>Neither are great kissers, but they've gotten varying exposure to it in books/movies
>Twi nervously insists on giving first kiss
>"I-I'm really anxious to try it on you. Mind if I go first, Anon?"
>Anon obliges, his excitement rising to match purple pone's eagerness
>Twi reaches forward to touch his lips, eyes closed
>Breath smells nice and minty as she tries to fit them in her mouth
>Tries to insert tongue into enveloped puckered lips, ends up licking them all over
>Feels weird man
>Twi's eyes open as she realizes she's hit a snag, unsure what do
>"A-anon, what's wrong? You don't like it? Oh, I'm doing something wrong, aren't I? I was sure that
would get us wet! Lemme check the slumber 101 manual ..."
>Fusses through book for answers, almost forgets Anon is there
>Anon sets hand on open page, Twi looks up
>"Its okay Twi, it was really hot. We're just not there yet."
>Twi feels lump in her throat, swallows in fear
>Anon reassures her, "You just need to take it slower and more gently. Lips parted slightly, barely
open"
>Massive relief
 
Part 2
>"Okay!" Twi says with gusto and relief. "Right, of course! I'm such a silly pony. I forgot about the
buildup. Guess I was a little too eager, huh Anon?"
>Anon smiles, gives her a playful boop. Boner standing by
>Twi giggles
>Boner firing up
>Twi inhales then exhales with a hoof motion
>"Trick from your sister in law?" asks Anon
>Twi nods with a smile. "Works every time. Ready?"
>Anon nods and closes eyes, cranes head forward slightly
>Twi meets him halfway
>Nose bump
>Awkward head shifting ensues by both, keeps bumping noses
>You both laugh, Twi sneezes from nose tickling
>Sneezes on your face by accident
>"Oh my goodness! I'm so sorry! This is terrible!"
>Horse snot on Anon's face
>Anon laughs nervously. "Uh, ha ha ... hmm, maybe this isn't so bad."
>Twi looks at him quizzically
>Begins considering sneezing fetish
>"Oh dear"
>Anon continues, " ... this is a good excuse for us to shower together"
>Twi feels snout for bleeding
>Did not think I would be skipping first base this quickly
 
Part 3
>Anon and Twi head into shower
>Iz gonna be a long hard night
>Twi magicks on the showerhead
>Both start bathing each other, feeling each other's anticipation rising
>"So," Anon starts, "Wanna do it while the waters running?"
>Twi squeezes soap (somehow?) in her magic grip, shoots into air
>Stammers out agreement and "buts"
>"--but not before we have that kissing contest finished," said Anon
>Twi grins eagerly, "I'll get it this time!"
>She pulls Anon down into sitting position, wraps her hooves around his waist
>She goes in for the kill, but gets face showered once Anons head stopped blocking showerhead
>Grimaces and winces at hail of water pellets
>Anon is overcome by silly cuteness and loving pity
 
Part 4
>Twi let's out an exasperated "UUUUUUUGH"
>Foiled agayn!
>Anon chuckles softly at her
>Gives her a peck on the forehead, just under the horn
>"Hey, you," Twi scolds, poking his chest with her hoof. "I'm the designated kisser here!"
>She stops poking, glares at Anon playfully before jabbing her muzzle forward for a quick lip
smooch
>"Hey!" Says Anon in surprise.
>Twi keeps planting pecks on Anon, moving around his face and neck
>Anon gets into laughing fit, shortly joined by Twi with an embrace
>"H-hey," Anon says between breaths, "do you-do you wanna continue this over dinner, my little
bookworm?"
>Twi giggles in her cute lil' way. "Of course. All this horsing around is making me quite peckish."
>Both emerge from the shower wet and dripping, one of them sporting a dangling participle
>They dry themselves up real good, spend some time fixing their hair
>Twi heats up her brush with a touch of magic before coming it through her mane, lies atop Anon's
lap
>Anon combs her tail, feels pecker poking into pone tummy
>"Mmm, glad to see your body's still ready."
>Reggie
>"Thanks for helping me with my tail, Anon. I really appreciate it."
>Anon pets her warmed mane
>"In the mood for some apple pasta? Its surprisingly good," asked Twi
>Anon licks his lips and mmmm's in agreement
>The cute pair head into the kitchen, Anon bringing out the wine while Twi brings out the spaghetti
and apple slices
 
Part 5
>Evening fell as Twi and Anon prepared dinner
>"So this'll be something new for me," began Anon. "I'm used to having noodles with tomatoes instead of apples."
>"Same here," replied Twi. "I had this for dinner over at Sweet Apple Acres, as a thank-you for lending a helping hoof last week with a late harvest. It really sweetens a hot meal."
>Anon and Twi chat some more between mouthfuls of noodles and heated applesauce marinara, with a pinch of cinnamon. Night falls in the background.
>Anon spies an old times Victrola-type machine tucked away under the stairs, next to a box of what appear to be vinyls
>"Are those ... records," he asked tentatively.
>"Records?"
>"Yeah, like music discs. You know?"
>Twi's ears perk up. "Oh! You mean the vinyl records! You want to listen to some music," she asked eagerly.
>Records exist in Equestria
>"Yeah," exclaimed Anon. "Uh, I mean ... I think the right tune would really set the mood, don't you?"
>Twi nodded vigorously and cantered off like an excited school girl. Filly.
>She began leafing through the labels
"Oooooh," she cooed, pulling out a label with a jazzy looking cover. "This should do."
>She sets the vinyl on the spinner and moves over to the couch.
>Lying on a cushion, she gestures to Anon with a pat on the adjacent one.
>Its a big couch. Almost like a single bed for an adult guy.
>Anon sits on other cushion in a kneeling posture, facing Twi directly. "Aren't you going to turn the music on?"
>"I'll do it from here," she said. "I wanna start it as soon as we kiss."
>Da power of music
>She magicks the record spin & grabs the needle from the other side of the room.
>Deep, lavender bedroom eyes gaze into Anon's as their lips move closer, heads turning perpendicular to each other
>Feel each other's hot applepasta breath, don't care if it smells
>Needle falls onto record as soft lips gently lock against each other
>Tequila (that song from The Sandlot movie) starts playing
>Eyes shoot open
>Twi turns beet red
>Horseapples