Title:           I'm fucking done.
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/Yur4dyLT
First Edit:      Sunday 29th of September 2013 12:58:20 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 29th of September 2013 12:58:20 AM CDT

"My name is Cordan the hedgehog. I can fight five Cordans at once and I can masturbate in two seconds, WAY faster than any other faggots ever. I'm the best. I'm really fast and faster than everyone who ever thought they were decent." - Swift M0nkey