Title:           I couldn't think of an intro for this, so let's get going, shall we? I want y
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Sunday 28th of June 2015 03:25:11 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 28th of June 2015 03:25:11 PM CDT

I couldn't think of an intro for this, so let's get going, shall we?
 
I want you to close your eyes, and just relax. Just take a few deep breaths in and
out. Slowly, calmly, let your body relax your mind, and your mind relax your body. Feel
your entire body slowly grow numb and heavy. As it becomes more and more relaxed, it
becomes harder to move. Although, it feels so good, you wouldn't want to move it
anyway, so the thought of moving doesn't even cross your mind. In fact, it's slowly
becoming difficult for any thought at all to cross your mind, as your conscious slowly
fades away. Just let this happen, as you begin to go into a state of blank trance. It feels
so good to let your mind fade away, not needing to think at all. Know that all you need to
think about are the words I'm about to tell you. Since my words are the only thing for
you to focus on, you will have a much easier time accepting them as the truth. Whatever
I say you see, you will see. Whatever I say you feel, you will feel. Whatever I say you
are, you will become. Now, just relax as we go on a rather interesting journey.
 
Now, look around, and take in your surroundings. To be honest, it's a rather
strange sight, a product of absolute chaos and disorder. The ground has no grass or
rocks, only hills covered in a checkerboard pattern of many colors. As you look up, you
see upside-down houses floating in the sky under bright pink clouds. It's a peculiar
landscape, but you can't help but enjoy it. The sheer chaos and lack of sense or order
just strikes those certain strings in your heart, and you absolutely love every bit of it. As
you bask in the glory of this strange place, you turn around and see a throne on top of a
large hill. The throne is made of a black steel with a velvet padding on the seat and the
extremely tall back. on the top of the throne, there is a pair of antlers and two bright red
gems. You approach the throne, and you feel a powerful urge welling up within. It's
almost as though the throne is telling you to take a seat so that you may have a frontrow
view of the chaos before you. So, naturally, you turn around and you take your seat.
The velvet padding feels soft and comfortable, and you lean back and watch over this
beautiful disorder before you.
 
But now, something feels off... Not in a bad way, but still in an unusual way, which
is saying a lot, considering your environment. Either way, a strange feeling begins to
build up in your right leg, as green scales begin to cover the skin on your leg. The
strange feeling then moves to your right foot, where your toes slowly merge into two,
with long claws growing out from them. At the same time, a third claw grows out of the
back of your heel, completing your new dragon leg. You look at your new limb, and you
can't help but smile. It feels so good to have this strange appendage, and you are so
fascinated by your new leg, that you almost didn't notice the strange feeling pass over
your left leg. A thick layer of dark brown fur grows all across your leg as the bones in it
reform and shift to form the leg of a horse. You then feel your left foot begin to shorten
and reshape itself, hardening into a single hoof to match your new leg. Now, you know
that you are going to be in for an interesting day, as the feeling now moves to the base
of your spine. The feeling quickly becomes a pushing sensation, as a long tail grows out
from behind you. As it slowly extends, you notice that it is covered in red scales with
small spiked across the top of it. As your tail grows to it's full size, a large tuft of white
hair grows out from the end of it, completing your new tail. Now, the feeling covers your
entire torso, As you feel dark brown fur growing all over it, covering it completely. The
feeling then moves deep within your spine, causing it to extend dramatically, making
your body about twice as long, like some sort of serpent or ferret. The sensation now
moves to the middle of your new spine, where it feels as though two new appendages
are slowly forming and growing out of your back. On your left, a long, light blue pegasus
wing, covered in many soft feathers, and on the other, a wide, purple bat's wing. As
large and strong as these wings may be, they are so unbalanced hat they are
completely useless for flight. Not that you would mind, of course. You're just happy that
no part of your new body is consistent with each other. In a sense, you seem to be
becoming the very physical entity of chaos, and you absolutely love every second of it.
You love these changes so much, that you immediately allow your left arm to get
involved in the changes. To start, more brown fur covers your upper arm, but from your
elbow down, Your skin becomes dry and yellow, like the leg of an eagle. To follow suit,
the fingers on your left arm merge into three talons and one thumb talon. Without
hesitation, you allow your other arm to change as well, causing a thick coat of bright
brown fur to completely cover your right arm. The changes then move to your hand,
where you feel your fingers become shorter and thicker, until your five fingers become
four short, padded fingers, similar to a lion's paw, but with a thumb. Finally, you move on
to the head. As the changes pass over your neck, dark gray fur begins to grow all over,
while a line of black hair grows on the back while your neck extends to over twice it's
original length. Your ears begin to lengthen as they move towards the top of your head.
Between your ears, you feel two growths coming out of the top of your head. On the left
is a blue, twisted horn, and on the right is a small, white antler. Next, your entire head
shifts, as your nose and mouth merge into one long muzzle, reshaping your head into
that of a horse, covered in the same fur as your neck. Your eyebrows change as well,
turning white and growing much longer. A small tuft of hair grows from under your chin,
and a single long, sharp tooth grows out from where your upper right canine tooth is.
Finally, your eyes change their color from white to yellow, and your irises change to a
bright red. Finally, you have completely transformed into Discord, the physical
manifestation on chaos itself. As you observe your body and the disorder that surrounds
you, you've grown to love every bit of it. After all, what fun is there in making sense?
 
Now, you can slowly start to wake up, but when you do, you will still retain your
new form, in all it's chaotic glory. Just know that when you open your eyes, you will see
yourself as this creature, and retain memory of here each body part goes. Now, if for
any reason, you need to be in your previous form, you need only to say the words:
"Return to normal," and you will return back into whatever form you where in before you
listened to this. And if you ever want to go back to being the ultimate creature of chaos,
you only need to say: "Become Discord." It's as simple as that, so now it's time to wake
up. let the world slowly fade into view, and let your eyes open when they're ready. And
when they are, feel free to enjoy your new form, and all the chaos that comes with it.