Title:           How I found my magical cigar.
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/2BjJFgc8
First Edit:      Wednesday 19th of June 2013 01:25:18 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 19th of June 2013 01:25:18 AM CDT

DAY 1.
Found cigar. discovered it's neverending. Used neckbeard power to make it transformable into a Combat knife. Accidentally made it cheeto flavored. Told others I just found it that way. I'm a hardcore motherbucker. niggers.