Title:           How Bugsy ended up in Equestria.
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/mEtsyn4u
First Edit:      Thursday 7th of November 2013 04:25:58 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 7th of November 2013 04:25:58 PM CDT

>Wake up
>Get up, out of bed
>Put on a towel
>Shower
>Put on some clothes
>Have breakfast
>Brush teeth
>Head to work
>Help people
>Have lunch
>Talk with some colleagues
>Toilet break
>Get work-related stress issues
>End of today's shift
>Get home
>Put dinner on for yourself
>Shave
>Start getting tight chest pains
>Find it hard to breathe
>Wish your colleagues were here to help
>Pass out
 
>Wake up in a dense forest
>Learn about escaping from wild, mythical creatures
>Survive the night
>Meet a talking zebra who helps to ease pains
>Have some healing medicine
>Have some vegetable soup
>Fall asleep
 
>Wake up
>Early hours
>Still night time
>Blue, giant, horned, winged pony
>Asks to come with her
>Offers you a deal
>Now employed for a new job
>Feel terribly lonely
>There are other humans
 
>Deploying