Title:           Honey Crisp
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Saturday 23rd of November 2013 01:59:15 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 23rd of November 2013 01:59:15 PM CDT

Honey Crisp
>"It's applebuck season? It's Applebuck season! YEEEHAW! IT'S APPLEBUCK SEASON!"
>"Not so fast there, little partner, ya ain' old enough to be buckin' trees an' ya don' even have tha hooves fer it."
>"But ma! Applebuckin's in my blood!"
>"So's hordin', cold blood, an' universal sexual reproduction but ya don' got any o' those. Thank tha stars on that last one."
>"But, maaaa, dad can buck trees!"
>"Honey Crisp, yer father don' 'buck' so much as 'punch'."
>"Same difference!"
>"Ugh... Alrigh', but Ah'm only budgin' 'cause you know what else is in yer blood from both Spike an' me?"
>"Stubborn as a rock?"
>"More like a dang mountain. C'mon, let's get started, we got a lotta fields apples ta harvest this season."
 
>"'nother day, 'nother load 'a' apples, eh, ma?"
>"Yep, nothin' like a hard day's work."
>"'Hard day's work', she says while her studly husband has been the one haulin' multiple tons of apples at a time after the cart's wheels broke."
>"Well, lover boy, you certainly were quick to volunteer an' keep workin' when tha cart broke down than go wit' Big Macintosh."
>"Only because you gave me those bedroom eyes."
>"Ah helped too."
>"Yeah... You both ganged up on me! It's not fair!"
>"Aw, don' worry, sugarcube, we'll make it all square."
>"Ah know! Ah'll make pa breakfast tomorrow!"
>"With apple rubies, Honey?"
>"Yer favorite! How're you gonna square things wit' pa, ma?"
>"Ah was thinkin' maybe we could give you a baby brother 'r sister."
>"I-I like that."
>"Wait... How's that make things fair ta pa?"