Title:           First flutterape
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/GyB5C6FT
First Edit:      Wednesday 8th of May 2013 06:22:47 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 8th of May 2013 06:22:47 AM CDT

Alright, here goes
[spoiler]PLEASE KILL ME[\spoiler]
> Day HATS in Equestria
>You wake up, do the ancient almighty SSS
>After that, you go play TF2 over the Internets
>Somehow Twilight connected it back to your old world
>It's magic; I ain't gotta explain shit
>On schedule, you hear the door knock as Fluttershy has the daily fetish guess.
>You open the door
>HOLYSHIT.pdn
>Fluttershy is standing there, wearing a buttload of hats
>She even somehow has an unusual hat, which is burning
>"Are hats your fetish, Anon?"
Yes, Yes they are
>You stare at her adoringly while taking the hats off
Shame I'm not a horsefucker
>You slam the door in her face
>You got some free hats, and thankfully avoided
>Fucking Fluttershy
As I said earlier, this is my first story, criticize, correct, tell me to kill myself etc etc