Title:           Finale
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/Qd0JK6X6
First Edit:      Sunday 21st of April 2013 06:03:41 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 21st of April 2013 06:03:41 AM CDT

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>On route to rarity's
>Suddenly lightbulb
Pinkie do you know what would be the most fun ever?
>"Oh gosh I don't know! What where your ideas?"
>Run back to the barn
>Open a cellar door hidden by hay
>reveal a bomb half the size of celestia
>"Big Mac why do you have this?"
Applebloom was trying to get her cutie mark in Pyrotechnic Physics
>You pull out the massive ordinance
>"I don't know about this..."
Come on think of it! Everypony going about there own business living there lives. When suddenly, a second sun rises. And as all the ponies look on, A great wave obliterates all of them as they are enveloped in the warming glow.
>"But if we do that then WE'LL die too, i don't want to die, i want to live forever, with you."
>She stares at you with tears in her eyes
>There's just no saying no to that fucking face
>Lightbulb
>You throw the Atomic God-smite into and apple shipping cart. Hiding it in apples.
>You press a few buttons
>"Detonation in 5 minutes"
>Pinkie screams
>"What are you doing?"
>You buck the cart as hard as you can sending it hurtling in the direction of Ponyville
>Grabbing Pinkie you run into the cellar locking the door above you
>It's dark
>You hold pinkie through her tears
>"Big Mac I, I can't die not now"
What do you mean?
>"Last night, it's not like we used any protection"
>Hoshit
>Just then and ear shattering sound rips through the air
>Pinkie screams and you hold her closer
>Second feels like an eternity
>"Ar-are we still here?"
Yes pinkie, Everythings gonna be alright
>You two climb out of the basement and see the the smoky crater that was once ponyville
>"How did we survive that?"
Well it's not like Applebloom actually GOT her cutie mark for it.
>She smiles and kisses you
>You two live happily ever after
 
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