Title:           Fedora Valley
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/cqaMw2EB
First Edit:      Tuesday 24th of September 2013 08:09:52 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 24th of September 2013 08:09:52 AM CDT

you wake
in a dark an mysterious room
why does this keep happening to you
last thing you remeber
playing CSS
you heard a knock on your door
this was odd
you live by yourself
and now
you're here
ok brain
calm the fuck down
probably just dreaming
all of sudden
you see a...
shadow
enter the room
did someone just turn off the heater?
its getting colder, as the shadow approaches
the hood is thrown back from the cloaked figure
it appears to be just over 4 ft tall
some sort of...?
equine?
but no
as the rest of the cloak falls from it
you see the glint of a knife
the tormentor takes it
at the ready
no
please dont
i cant die
ill pay you anything!
what do you want!
it growls
in a deep voice
about
three
fiddy
 
the monster suddenly grows to massive proportions
breaking through the walls of the room
you realise
it is not some pony, as your fucked up fantasies wished for
you quickly check your pockets for something to denfedn yourself with
but no
the only thing that comes out
spaghetti
it spills everywhere
you look up in horror
to see
this
thing
is in fact
the long lost
mythical
loch
ness
monster
>tfw you were gonna be raped by the loch ness monster
you pull out your fedora
always have a fedora on you
you throw the hat clad in stickers of pone at the monster
it just bounces off, harmlessly
nessy begins to roar
this cant be it
the protagonist is always saved
you cant die!
as the monster lunges at you
you pray to celestia
but no
your mind is devoud of consciousness
your blood
it pools in the crumbling remains of the torture room
your last thought
fleeting your mind
pone is not real
you was kill
the end