Title:           Father Knowns Best
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/KVG9jMSn
First Edit:      Sunday 3rd of March 2013 11:05:51 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 3rd of March 2013 11:05:51 AM CDT

Chainlink Shackles:
You want leave my side? Why, slave?
Look at you, as fragile as an infant
Still a little pony, just a colt.
You know why you must stay besides me every hour.
 
Murky Number Seven:
I know but...
 
Chainlink Shackles:
That's right, to keep you safe and sound, son
Guess I always knew this day was coming
Knew that soon you'd rush to make escape
Soon, my little pet.
 
Murky Number Seven:
But --
 
Chainlink Shackles:
Shh!
Trust me, pet
Father knows best
Father knows best
Listen to your Father
It's a scary world out there
Father knows best
One way or another
Something will go wrong, I swear
Criminals, raiders
Killing Joke, quicksand
Cannibals and Bloatsprites
The Taint.
 
Murky Number Seven:
No!
 
Chainlink Shackles:
Yes!
 
Murky Number Seven:
But --
 
Chainlink Shackles:
Also large bugs
Ghouls with pointy teeth, and
Stop, no more, you'll just upset me
Father's right here
Father will protect you
Seven, here's what I suggest
Skip the drama
Stay with papa
Father knows best
Father knows best
Take it from your master
On your own, you won't survive
Sloppy, underdressed
Immature, clumsy
Please, they'll eat you up alive
Gullible, naÎve
Positively grubby
Stupid and a bit, well, hmm vague
Plus, I believe
Gettin' kinda chubby
I'm just saying 'cause I love you
Father understands
Father's here to help you
All I have is one command
Number Seven?
 
Murky Number Seven:
Y-Yes?
 
Chainlink Shackles:
Don't ever ask to give you freedom again.
 
Murky Number Seven:
Yes, Father.
 
Chainlink Shackles:
I’m glad you understand, son.
 
Murky Number Seven:
Thank you, Master.
 
Chainlink Shackles:
I love you, son.
Don't forget it
You'll regret it.