Title:           Equestria = Hell. >hydras, dragons, and other fierce creatures roam about th
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Monday 25th of February 2013 05:08:50 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 25th of February 2013 05:08:50 PM CDT

Equestria = Hell.
 
>hydras, dragons, and other fierce creatures roam about the lands terrorizing innocent ponies
>changelings/succubi, beings of darkness, bringers of eternal night, and the God of Chaos himself physically exist, among other such things as Tartarus and Cerberus
>scientifically impossible and potentially destructive occurrences such as sonic booms that break the light barrier, time travel, and Pinkie Pie's fourth wall breaks regularly occur
>Equestria relies upon a single goddess to raise the sun and moon who is not immortal nor is she incapable of being thwarted
>most of Equestria's population is female - in end-of-times situations, an unfair disproportion of males and females creates problems in repopulating
>everypony either breaks into musical number or joins in them, often as if the whole thing had been choreographed
>near-godhood can be obtained simply by doing things such as furthering one's social skills and playing hero every now and again - by this logic, anypony can became a god [spoiler]Isn't that what the Mormons believe?[/spoiler]
>The seasons have to be changed manually - similar to many poor societies
>the city construction as seen in TMMDW
>and more...
 
How exactly is Equestria a nice place to live, again?