Title:           Dash had been on the way to Twilight's library that evening when she suddenly fo
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First Edit:      Sunday 20th of January 2013 11:03:36 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 20th of January 2013 11:03:36 PM CDT

Dash had been on the way to Twilight's library that evening when she suddenly found herself pinned to the ground and surrounded by the sweet scent of apples. Blonde hair, orange hooves, a three-apple cutiemark... Applejack.
 
The two ponies tried to untangle themselves from each other, it was a clumsy process, Dash got Applejack's flank smacked into her face and caught the smell of something she wasn't used to. It was something she'd smelled before, a smell she associated with Applejack... but what was it? "Get offa me!" She grumbled, as Applejack's muscular rump eclipsed her view of the starry sky, and she got another thump on the head with it for her trouble as AJ turned herself around.
 
"Real sorry, sug'r," AJ didn't get off of Dash, but now they were at least face to face, their legs entangled, Applejack's lips inches from Dash's. Her ponytail had come untied in the ruckus, and now blonde hair was spilling everywhere, blocking off the rest of the world. AJ's face, her nose, her eyes, was all that Dash could see.
 
"What's gotten into you?" Dash complained, "Get off!" She struggled, but on the ground, she could hardly even move AJ's strong muscles, all she could do was push and pry against her powerful legs.
 
"Ah din't mean tah drop in on ya," AJ slurred, her warm breath washing over Dash's face, and that smell again, it was getting stronger and Dash was getting woozy, light-headed. She was having trouble thinking, all she wanted to do now was act, to struggle, to push against Applejack.
 
"Jus'... Ah gotta tell y'somethin'..."
 
"What?!"
 
"Shhh... shhh... 's real 'mportant."
 
"Spit it out already!"
 
"Ah had a bit o' cid'r..."
 
THAT was what the smell was! Dash recognized it now, "You're drunk!"
 
"Shhh!" AJ admonished her, lowering her head even farther, almost touching Dash's lips with her own now, "Shhh... 's 'portant..."
 
"Grrr..." Dash practically growled, "Out with it!"
 
"...Ah gotta hurl real bad."
 
Dash opened her eyes and mouth in surprise, which turned out to be exactly the wrong thing to do as Applejack's nausea peaked that very moment.
 
Dash never got in line for the Apple Family's cider again.