Title:           Crystal Heart
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/64r5gJ9q
First Edit:      Saturday 23rd of November 2013 02:11:58 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 23rd of November 2013 02:11:58 PM CDT

Crystal Heart
>"Cadence! What's going on here?"
>Spike and Cadence quickly cover their loins
>"Shiny! What are you doing come so soon?"
>"I forgot my wallet and keys."
>"You forgot them for six days?"
>"I am not a clever pony. But that's besides the point, how long has this affair been going on? Does this mean Crystal's his daughter and not mine?!"
>"Dad, I figured that out when I was six months old..."
>"Not now, sweetie pie, daddy and mommy are fighting."
>"Well you've been sleeping with Chrysalis!"
>"That was Chrysalis? I thought you were just the type of girl that got both horny and bitchy during her period!"
>Spike gets up
>"Shining Armor, outside of sleeping with your wife, I respect you greatly, but you're an idiot."