Title:           Bundle Joy Origins #2
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Saturday 18th of May 2013 10:52:39 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 18th of May 2013 10:52:39 PM CDT

>The unicorn doctor's horn glows as he runs it across Bundle Joy's belly.
>Quick Flip stands to the side, tapping his hoof impatiently.
>The doctor's horn dims and he lifts his head to address the young couple.
>"Well, Miss Joy, it appears you were correct. You are indeed the mother of three unborn foals."
>"Are you sure, Dr. Stork? She doesn't even have her cutie mark yet."
>The doctor nods. "Yes, I'm certain. It appears you managed to catch the first three mature ova she released. And you're sure there was no actual penetration? Your story, while technically possible, is far from the simplest or most likely explanation. Remember that we have doctor-patient confidentiality."
>The couple nods in unison.
>"Well, in that case, you certainly have a knack for getting pregnant, young mare. I'd be more careful next time.
 
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>"How does it feel knowing you've got a bun in the oven?" asks Quick Flip.
>"A bun?" asks Bundle Joy. "Thanks to you, I've got the whole pan."
>Quick groans at her pun. "In my defense, I had no idea you were so fertile. Any other filly and it would've been fine."
>Bundle Joy pokes a hoof playfully at her coltfriend. "Hey. I think I get to be called a mare now. But you're right. I'm really good at getting pregnant, maybe the most fertile mare in Equestria. That's gotta count for something."
>A faint twinkling sound fills the hallway, and Quick points to her flank.
>"What are yo–… oh."
>On her previously bare flank, an image had appeared of a pink pastry in a small blue oven.
>"A bun in an oven." observes Quick. "I don't suppose you're an expert chef?"
>Bun Bun shakes her head. "I've never tried."
>"A 'getting pregnant' cutie mark." Quick thinks out loud, still processing the information. "That's something new."