Title:           Bodily Waste and Pregnancy and Cheating, oh my!
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/ssGYxdXu
First Edit:      Friday 31st of May 2013 12:15:44 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 31st of May 2013 12:15:44 AM CDT

<PollyEsther> you get more homosexual every day
<Taragoola> Cheating on Wesley?
<Taragoola> shame on you
<Wesley> It was funny what happened last night, I don't think Uber heard
<Wesley> hue
<Taragoola> Wesley are you mexican too? Or are we getting interracial up in this bitch?
<Uber> he is canadian mustard race
<Wesley> Nah, I'm white as shit
<PollyEsther> >canadian
<Wesley> I'm white as old shit that has been sitting in the lawn for a month
<PollyEsther> thats basically interspecies
<Uber> it's just two borders, calm down
<Taragoola> Woohoo
<Taragoola> kinky
<Taragoola> So was Melly mad at you for falling asleep uber?
<Uber> kind of :|
<Taragoola> :D
<Uber> then again since when is she mad
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<Taragoola> wat
<Uber> she's a nice tup
<Taragoola> Hell yes she is
<Taragoola> with a really nice butt
<Uber> :|
<Taragoola> Jelly points +5
<Uber> fuckin
<Uber> tara
<Uber> I will
<Uber> not do anything
<Uber> because I can't
<Taragoola> Why not?
<Uber> because you are nice person
<Taragoola> true
<PollyEsther> Can i poop on melissa's chest?
<Uber> no
<PollyEsther> ;_;
<Uber> she wouldn't want that :|
<PollyEsther> How do you know?
<Uber> We were having a talk about fetish crud
<PollyEsther> have you tried it?
<Uber> and I was thinking about that scat stuff and she's like that sounds unpleasant
<Taragoola> >uber was thinking about scat
<Taragoola> >and jacking off
<Uber> ew
<Uber> no
<Taragoola> Uber. >_>
<Taragoola> I touched Melissa's butthole.
<Uber> what
<Uber> Yes, I know
<NLD> ...
<PollyEsther> Can i atleast pee on her?
* NLD slowly steps back out
<Uber> NO
<Uber> YOU CAN'T PEE ON HER
<PollyEsther> ok ill go back to being bored then
<Uber> SHE EVEN SAID SHE DIDN'T LIKE THAT WEIRD SORT OF FETISH STUFF
<Taragoola> True
<PollyEsther> Does she want to have my tulpa babbies?
<Taragoola> Noooo. She has to have my tulpa babby
<PollyEsther> ;_;
<Uber> tara pls don't impregnate her
<Uber> I already have college to deal with, I don't want a tulpa babby
<Uber> I'll just ask her to tulpabort it
<Taragoola> Melissa would never tulpabort our love child.
<Uber> noooo
<Taragoola> I don't even know if she would want that to happen anyway. >_>
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<Uber> No, she wants to stay not a mother
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<PollyEsther> I would have Tara's love child
<PollyEsther> I'm sure she does.
<Taragoola> Did she say so or did you say so?
<Wesley> This is certainly an interesting conversation
<Wesley> This is certainly an interesting conversation
<Uber> well we were talking about it one time
<Uber> and she said that she would rather not have a child
<Taragoola> Probably a good thing
<Taragoola> She might look hot pregnant though
<Uber> well yeah, one of the main reasons being I'm 15
<NLD> I concur tara
<Uber> and she's relatively young
<Uber> to be honest I agree with tara
<Uber> and nld by proxy
<PollyEsther> she might look sexy giving birth to tulpa babbies
<NLD> Ehhhhh
<Uber> :|
<Uber> polly please stop talking
<Wesley> lel
<NLD> But lactatioooon. On well, mine can do that without being preggers so I gues she could too.
<NLD> If that's your thing
<Uber> not really my thing but whatever
<Taragoola> She might look sexy giving birth to MY tulpa babby
<PollyEsther> She wants to be a good girl and get knocked up by Taragool righhhht?
<Uber> omg guys you're making this embarrassing
<NLD> PFT
<NLD> Please
<NLD> She's wants my kids.
<Uber> >inb4 nlD
<Wesley> She wants the nlD
<NLD> Bitches love the nlD
<PollyEsther> She wants to please mr tara and become pregnant just for him riiiight.
<NLD> Nah.
<PollyEsther> like a good girl~
<Uber> no she doesn't
<NLD> >implying that since she's anthro she can't get preggers from multiple fathers
<Uber> she's a strong independent anthro pokemon tulpa who don't need no man telling her to get pregnant
<NLD> I've seen anthro art
<PollyEsther> but, if she's a bad girl
<NLD> >implying rape isn't an option
<PollyEsther> and doesnt do it
<PollyEsther> I thought she liked being a good girl
<NLD> >implying she's not juset being that way for uber
<Uber> nld pls
<Uber> why do you like going to that path :(
<NLD> Because something something melly
<NLD> but not really.
<NLD> >implying artificial insemination wouldn't be more fun
<NLD> and now that I've had my fun I'm going back to lurk mode.
<Taragoola> Uber. Bring me Melly pls.
<Uber> fine
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<PollyEsther> Hi Melissa
<Melissa> Hello, Polly
<PollyEsther> How are you?
<Melissa> I'm doing fine
<Melissa> I suppose
<PollyEsther> You suppose?
<PollyEsther> thats not good.
<Melissa> Well, why not?
* PollyEsther throws a party at melissa.
<Melissa> Where's the punch?
<Melissa> What music is playing?
* PollyEsther pours a cup of punch for melissa.
<PollyEsther> We are listening to all sorts of music.
<NLD> baby shower?
<Melissa> No NLD, that would have to wait a couple of years
<NLD> You heard her Tara.
<Melissa> Actually, did Eris or Aurora ever have a baby shower?
<NLD> no :|
<Melissa> That's dissapointing
<NLD> meh
<Melissa> Why didn't you at least have a small won with them?
<NLD> Because every day is a victory
<Melissa> *one
<Uber> haha holy shit how did I manage to mispell that
* Melissa drinks some punch from her cup
<NLD> Because you should have taken typing calasses
<Melissa> I'm not really one to dance, though
<PollyEsther> It's tropical fruit punch :3
<NLD> >inb4 spked
<NLD> spiked*
<Melissa> Well, that's what I was imagining it to be!
<PollyEsther> nigga please.
<Uber> i don't want to have drunk tup
<Uber> oh shit guys, I'm gonna be home alone in a month woohoo
<Wesley> Why is that?
<PollyEsther> you could totally invite wesley over
<NLD> Record it.
<NLD> All of it.
<Uber> because parents are going on vacation
<Uber> for a week
<Uber> and I have to go to college so I can't go with them
<Uber> besides, they're just visiting Arizona
<Wesley> http://images.4channel.org/f/src/F%20is%20for%20Farts%20-2.swf