Title:           Bob's Wild Ride: Goat Tower tl;dr version
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Thursday 1st of August 2013 01:56:09 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 1st of August 2013 01:56:09 AM CDT

>Explore big tower
>Guarded by goats
>Try everything to get in
>Goat is stubborn
>Aoyin puntches goat
>17 more goats out of nowhere
>Intelligent sentient beings
>Some leave and dont get inolved
>The others slaughter the goats
>Those who fought out of bloodlust were: Al Dente, Hidden Glimmer, Aoyin, Boris and Mariel
>Booze Hound and Able Tome stayed and fought, but only because they wanted to protect the people who wanted to fight for bloodlust
>Those who left were: Flip Farbeak, Golden Touch, Mary O' Nette, Hearth Fire, and Rain Drop
>Mary had to kill one of them to get away
>Finally enter tower
>Too dark to see
>Grab object and bring outside
>Jar of dirt
>Empty jar
>Piece of parchment inside
>In english 'ur a faget'
>EVERYONE LOSES THEIR FUCKING MINDS