Title: BAKING MUFFINS episode 1: A New Recipe Author: Anonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/1xPgUP1u First Edit: Friday 18th of May 2012 06:43:36 AM CDT Last Edit: Friday 18th of May 2012 06:43:36 AM CDT >Been stuck in Ponyville for what seems like months now, hardly remember how you even got here at this point but I built a simple house on the outskirts of Ponyville and the ponies around here were more then willing to help.   >The sun shines brightly through your window, and you can clearly see the bright blue empty sky outside.     >It really is quite lovely out there today.   >Seems like as good a time as any to go out there, explore your surroundings and further acquaint yourself with the area.   >Walking around the perimeter of Ponyville to get a rough idea of it's size and landmarks seems like a good first step.   >The scenery along your chosen path is absolutely serene.  Ponyville is bordered by a dense forest   >All of the sudden you hear crying   >"Huhh?"   >You decide to investigate where the sound is coming from.   >2 colts had ambushed a yellow manned Pegasus mare   >They are calling her names and throwing rocks at her.   >You confront them and they back off, being over 2 times the size of ponies they are a little intimidated.   >One of them screams out "NEXT TIME YOU WONT BE SO LUCKY DERPY".   >"Derpy?" you say while turning towards her and getting on your knees to get a better look at her face.   >She opens her eyes and hugs you.   >Looks like a rock hit her just above her right eye and its bleeding.   >"Thank you so much nopony has ever stood up for me before…"   >I notice her eyes are a little messed up but her soft gray fur feels amazing.   >"Thanks, maybe we can be friends."   >"Would you like to come over to my house Derpy? I can fix up that cut."   >"Ohh if it's no trouble Mr. Human."   >You get back to your house   >"Mares first"   >"Ohh ok thank you Mr Human."   >You examine that fine plot as she walks in ahead of you.   >It takes every ounce of self control you can muster to avoid giving it a firm smack   >You put gauze with betadine over the cut on her face and put ice on it to stop the bleeding and swelling.   >That smile on her face just looks so cute.   >Can't hold myself back any longer.   >"Is there anything I can get you Depry? Are you hungry?"   >"Well… when I was a filly my daddy would make me muffins if I was getting picked on and feeling sad."   >"Ohh what a coincidence, I think I have some in my kitchen"   >./zzzzzzip   >She's still a little dazed from the hit to her head and is confused as to what you're doing.   >"Mr. Human? What are you doing?"   >You grab her wings and pin her down on the floor and her arms and legs are trying to push you off, but to no avail.   >"Getting you a special creamed filled muffin"   >"I call it..."   >I pause for dramatic effect   >"Mah penis"   >"What? Wait Mr. Human please don't"   >"My muffin needs to be baked in your oven first!"   >You lean in hard on her and apply pressure to her wound with your right hand as you kiss her neck.   >She starts crying.   >"Shhhh just don't fight it and you might enjoy it."   >You get up a little bit and try to kick your pants off.   >She starts flapping her wings violently trying to get free from your grasp.   >you pin her wings down with your elbows as you go back down.   >"EEP! That hurts get off my wings."   >She trys to push you off even harder with her fore hooves.   >You rub the tip of your muffin along her vagina .   >She shudders   >"P-please Mr. Human We can still be friends just stop I won't get mad."   >"I'm sorry Derpy"   >You slide Your muffin all the way to the back of her oven.   >"A-aaaahhhh" her eyes go wide.   >She stops trying to push you away with her fore hooves and starts crying harder.   >You start thrusting in deep, hard, long strokes as I lick at her neck and nibble at her ears.   >She closes her eyes and tried to look away   >You grab her by the muzzle   >"LOOK AT ME WHEN IM RAPING YOU."   >You can't tell if she's trembling in fear or from your hard rutting.   >She starts squirming under you and panting heavily.   >All of the sudden her oven gets tight and she lets out a big moan and goes completely limp.   >You keep going, getting progressively faster.           >*DING*   >Muffins are done   >These muffins are delicious.