Title:           Avoiding the Hasdrones
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Thursday 19th of November 2015 11:29:29 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 19th of November 2015 11:29:29 PM CDT

Emily skidded around the corner of the house, nearly stumbling over. She had been out of breath for a long time, but she couldn't let the Hasdrone follow her trail. She stopped at the door and fumbled for the keys in the pocket of her hoodie.
 
"Where the fuck are they?" she wheezed. She pulled out the contents of her pocket. Phone. Wallet. A Rainbow Dash keychain...with the key on it. Her shaking hands struggled to fit the key in the lock. Somehow, she managed to get it in.
 
She swiftly unlocked the door and, in one quick movement, slipped inside, slammed the door, and locked it. She leaned on the door and looked through the peephole. The Hasdrone wasn't in sight.
 
"[s4s], get out here, quickly!" Emily yelled.
 
While she zoomed to the kitchen, she saw a little girl, no older than eleven, waddle out from the hallway and look around. "Over here, now," she hissed at her. [s4s] saw her and smiled innocently.
 
"Hiiii!" she squealed enthusiastically.
 
"SHHHH, keep your voice down!" Emily whispered. [s4s] ran up to her and gave her a big hug.
 
"Wew lad, you look scared! Did Twalot Sporkle get even more wings?" [s4s] asked.
 
Emily shook her head. She slowly stood up and looked out the kitchen window. "No, it's fucking worse than that," she whispered. "The Hasdrones have found me! They took down Jan and now they're after me!"
 
[s4s] didn't understand what Emily was talking about. "Whaaaaat? Who is Champ?" she questioned. "Will that question be answered this Sunday ni-"
 
"No, his name is Jan, and never mind him!" Emily interrupted. "Hasbro says I'm next! They dispatched the Hasdrones to find me and take away all my shit!"
 
[s4s] giggled uncontrollably. "You silly willy dum-dum! You can just hide all your ponies!" she laughed.
 
"It's not that easy! I can't hide a house full of ponies somewhere!" Emily hissed at her. "And they said they'll take you away if I don't give them my ponies!"
 
The last sentence got to [s4s]. "B-but, what? They can't take me, I'm not a pony! I'm a meme!" she complained.
 
"Doesn't matter. They said they'll take away my most precious thing if I don't comply, and you're that thing!" Emily explained. It was true, Emily did treasure her time with [s4s]. Somehow, the Hasdrones knew.
 
"Y-you gotta hide me then! You like me right?" [s4s] asked.
 
Emily scratched the back of her head. "I gotta hide both you and my ponies, kid," she said. "If I don't give up the ponies, they'll take you away, and if I don't give you up, I'm gonna get a huge C&D up my asshole!"
 
She quickly took another glance out the window. She froze. The Hasdrone was out there and getting closer. "Shit!" she whispered, ducking back down behind the counter. "It's fucking here, I think we gotta go!"
 
"But your ponies..." [s4s] replied.
 
Emily was already on her feet when she heard that. She knelt back down and hugged [s4s] tightly. It was true. She couldn't afford to leave one of them behind. If she ran away, she'd come back to a ponyless home. She didn't want to lose a collection that she had been building up for five years.
 
She was out of ideas. She doubted that [s4s] had a good idea. All she could do was hug [s4s] and whimper. "Fuck you, Hasbro," she thought. "Fuck you and your Jewish ways, fuck you for eating the fans and their work alive!"
 
Emily paused.
 
"...eating the fans and their work alive..."
 
"...eating alive..."
 
It sounded ridiculous, but in this situation, she was prepared to give it a shot.
 
"[s4s]?" she whispered.
 
"Mmm?"
 
"Get in my belly."
 
[s4s] looked up at her. "Huh?" she asked.
 
"Get in my belly," Emily said. "You'll be safe."
 
"I dond ged id :DDD"
 
"It's going to sound stupid, but hear me out," Emily explained. "If I eat you and keep you in my stomach for a while, how will they get you?" Explained in layman's terms, [s4s] got the idea.
 
"But I'm not food, what if I get digested into your butt?" [s4s] asked.
 
"Non-fatal vore, don't worry. Put your hands out."
 
[s4s] put her hands together and stretched her arms out. "What's this gonna do?" she asked.
 
Emily didn't wait for an answer. She grabbed her wrists and shoved her hands into her mouth. [s4s] squirmed at the gross feeling. It was wet and hot, and Emily's tongue was gently lubricating her hands with warm slime.
 
"Ewwww!" she groaned.
 
Emily knew that time was a factor and sped the process up. She took a deep breath and gulped. [s4s] lurched forward, feeling her hands squeezing down Emily's tight throat. Even though she was grossed out, she was intrigued at how Emily was handling it. She wondered how she wasn't choking.
 
She had barely any time to wonder when she felt Emily's hand push her head down onto her arms, causing her to face her lips. Another hard, strong gulp pulled in her elbows. [s4s] caught a whiff of Emily's breath and groaned. She hadn't brushed her teeth today.
 
Emily took another deep breath and used her power to shove [s4s] into her jaws. The little girl saw the pink and red glistening insides of Emily's mouth, little strands of her saliva pooling on her arms. The brim of her cap was ridiculously hard to squeeze in, but it was smooth sailing from then on.
 
[s4s] felt grossed out by Emily's mouth. As she gulped again, she felt her face press up against the back of her throat, her chin squishing up on Emily's tongue. A blast of her breath hit her again before she felt her head squeezing into her throat.
 
Emily took a hold of [s4s]'s arms and held them to her sides. Feeling her sternum straining to accompany the girl, she widened her lips over [s4s]'s shoulders and very slowly pulled her down, saliva lubricating her body for the journey. She silently thanked [s4s] for wearing a dress that wasn't made of coarse fabric, knowing that it would have given her throat hell had she worn one.
 
As Emily was just about to gulp down [s4s]'s hips, she heard a pounding at the door. "FUCK, the Hasdrone!" she thought.
 
Going into overdrive, Emily placed her hands on [s4s]'s bottom and pushed her down. At the same time, [s4s]'s head finally squeezed into Emily's humid stomach. It was ridiculously hot inside the chamber, and she felt disoriented from being upside down in such an environment.
 
With the hard part down, Emily dragged [s4s]'s legs down her throat. Her hands found the soles of [s4s]'s shoes and she managed to shove most of her legs down, leaving half of her feet sticking out of her lips. With a few more swallows, Emily felt her shoes and feet slipping down her throat.
 
Panting weakly, Emily used her fingers to rub her throat and help work [s4s] down to safety. She felt her gut distend to accompany her into her stomach. Inside, [s4s] doubled over and hugged her knees to her chest.
 
"You alright in there?" Emily asked.
 
"It's hot and it kinda smells funny," she heard the voice from inside.
 
There was another pounding at the door. "Open up!" yelled the Hasdrone. "We know that you're in there!"
 
Emily got to her feet and sucked in her gut as much as she could. She looked a little bit bloated, but it wasn't too noticeable. "Okay, be quiet," she ordered [s4s]. She slowly walked to the door and took a deep breath. She opened the door and expected to see the Hasdrone on her doorstep.
 
Except she didn't.
 
It was /co/nrad wearing a Hasdrone suit and holding the Hasdrone mask.
 
Emily's face dropped the moment she recognized her brother. /co/nrad noticed her face. His own face contorted in amusement for a few seconds before letting out a massive laugh.
 
"PFTTTTCCHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Got ya, faggot!" /co/nrad bellowed.
 
"Real fucking funny, /co/nrad! You know what I just did?!" Emily yelled.
 
"YOUR FUCKING FACE! You should have seen your fucking face!" he continued to laugh, rolling on the ground. "You looked like this, like this, look!" He started making numerous faces, imitating Emily.
 
"/CO/NRAD I FUCKING ATE [S4S] YOU PRICK."
 
Immediately, he stopped laughing.
 
"What?" he asked.
 
"You're a fucking dickhead!" Emily screamed at him. "I thought I had to hide [s4s] so I told her I had to eat her and I fucking did!"
 
/co/nrad's eyes narrowed. He looked down at Emily's stomach. He noticed movement within the bloated chamber and realized that this wasn't a reverse prank. "Why the fuck would you eat her?" he asked.
 
"Duh? She's my most precious thing!" Emily hissed at him.
 
/co/nrad put his face in his hands. "Dude, I wasn't referring to [s4s]," he moaned.
 
"What?"
 
"I was talking about your mint-in-box pink Celestia signed by Lauren herself."
 
There was an awkward silence between the two. Emily couldn't believe that she hadn't thought about that. /co/nrad was still comprehending just how Emily could swallow [s4s].
 
"Christ..." Emily groaned. "[s4s], you don't have to be quiet."
 
She felt the girl wriggling around in her stomach. "Emily, what's going on? Who are you yelling at?" she asked.
 
"/co/nrad pranked us, there's no Hasdrone," Emily put it bluntly. She signaled to him to get inside her house.
 
"How do I get out? It's yucky here!" [s4s] groaned.
 
/co/nrad walked past Emily and into her house. Emily followed him, shutting the door. "You may have to wait a while, nature won't call for a long time."