Title:           Ascension
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Saturday 23rd of November 2013 02:10:23 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 23rd of November 2013 02:10:23 PM CDT

Ascension
>"Ascension! It's time for your piano lessons, dear."
>"Uh oh!"
>Head cautiously pops out the royal kitchen, my mouth still encrusted with bits of cake and sweets
>Dangit, isn't mom supposed to be asleep this time of day?
>"Ascension, you're not raiding the kitchen again, are you?"
>Coast is clear, time to make like a batpony out of Tartarus!
>I run in the opposite direction I hear the voice, literally running up the wall and traversing along the ceiling when I find my dad looking for me too
>More guards! They're everywhere, dangit, where are we? The Royal Cast- Oh, right.
>Find an empty room to duck into at last
>"Ascension, have you been spoiling your dinner again?"
>My blood goes cold (possibly colder at least) I walked into my mom's room and she just got out of the bath
>"Uhh.."
>"She left quite a trail to follow"
>I jump when I hear mom's voice behind me and instead find Aunt Luna smirking
>"This isn't fair! You, dad, aunt Luna and Twilight make it impossible to get away with anything!"
>"Yep, I like these odds."
>I feel my dad's smile as he ruffles my main
>"Now get cleaned up and get ready for your lessons. We'll figure out a punishment later."