Title:           An Average Day at the Clinic
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/fMtcqMqe
First Edit:      Saturday 29th of June 2013 11:02:06 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 29th of June 2013 11:02:06 PM CDT

[23:18] <Recon_> Ivan dosent seem to be on
[23:19] <GreenSleeves> He is Liven Up now.
[23:19] <GreenSleeves> (I prefered Ivan, to be fair)
[23:19] <Bob> (It's a subpar play on words)
[23:19] <Bob> What's wrong Recon?
[23:19] <Liven_Up> (Shut yo face I like it_
[23:20] <Bob> (>Opinions)
[23:21] <Liven_Up> (It's my name, mine is the only opinion that matters)
[23:21] <Bob> (>Opinions)
[23:21] <Bob> (I'm just messing with ya)
[23:22] <Bob> Seriously though, what's up Recon?  You need help?
[23:22] <Liven_Up> (You better be, or I'mma have to go full zigga on you)
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[23:24] <Recon_> Sorry connection error
[23:25] <Bob> Okay
[23:25] <Bob> What's wrong?
[23:25] <Recon_> Im feeling a little ill
[23:26] <Recon_> Ivan?
[23:27]  * Liven_Up is face down on his desk, snoring slightly.
[23:28]  * Recon_ taps ivan
[23:29]  * Liven_Up swats the hoof away and mumbles, a puddle of droll under his face.
[23:29]  * Recon_ pokes ivan with a hoof
[23:30]  * Bob watches with amusement
[23:30]  * Liven_Up grunts and sits up. "I'm awake! I'm awake!"
[23:30] <Recon_> "Hey Ivan im not feeling well"
[23:30]  * Liven_Up yawns a bit. "Alright, I'll take a look at you. Also, it's Liven."
[23:31] <Recon_> "Whatever ivan"\4
[23:31] <Liven_Up> "Hm, and look at that, my clinic hours are over..."
[23:32]  * Bob is contemplating whether to bale on his shift or help Recon
[23:32] <Recon_> "Come on you gay zebra help me:
[23:33] <Liven_Up> "Okay, but first you have to say my name."
[23:34]  * Recon_ rolls his eyes "Liven up help me"
[23:34]  * Bob frowns "Now mean it
[23:34] <Liven_Up> "No, no that's enough. Please, take a seat. Bob, we have stethascopes yet?"
[23:35] <Bob> Nope.
[23:35] <Bob> I could try superhearing withmagic, though.
[23:35] <Liven_Up> "I guess that could work."
[23:35] <Recon_> "yeah no"
[23:36] <Recon_> "None of the unicorns dont even jnow how"
[23:36] <Bob> "Oh no!  Guess that means we can't help you."
[23:37] <Recon_> "You can feel my neck like a normal person"
[23:37] <Recon_> (Note: Pegasi wingpits are very sensitive)
[23:37] <Bob> "Can I?"
[23:37] <Liven_Up> "Sure, you probably need the training more than I do."
[23:38] <Bob> Okay...
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[23:38] <Bob> !roll 1d20to feel Recon's wingpits
[23:38] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[23:38] <Bob> They are... Wing pits... Kinda sweaty.  Ew.
[23:38]  * Recon_ arches his back
[23:39] <Bob> Why did you want me to do that again?
[23:39] <Recon_> "I said my neck!"
[23:39]  * Liven_Up facehooves. "Gee Bob..."
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[23:39] <Bob> Then why'd you add that part about your wingpit?
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[23:40] <Recon_> "Just to let you know about a fact about pegasi!"
[23:40]  * Bob does the Jim Halpert look
[23:40] <Bob> !roll 1d20 to feel neck
[23:40] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[23:40] <Bob> Uh oh...
[23:40] <Bob> Hey Liven... Does this feel like... NECK CANCER?
[23:41]  * Recon_ facehooves
[23:41]  * Liven_Up feels Recon's neck.
[23:41] <Liven_Up> !roll d20 to feel anything out of the norm
[23:41] <GameServ> 9 == 9
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[23:42] <GreenHoof__> "What's going on in here?"
[23:42] <Recon_> "I feel ill"
[23:42] <Recon_> "Dont you have a doctors office or something Ivan?"
[23:43] <Bob> This is it!
[23:43] <GreenHoof__> I believe this is it
[23:43] <Liven_Up> "I work here at the clinic, but I'm thinking of opening up a small, private office. Have you hit your head at all? Any other symptoms?"
[23:43] <Recon_> "No i feel kinda hot"
[23:43] <Recon_> (TEMPRATURE)
[23:44] <Bob> !roll 1d20 to feel Recon's forehead
[23:44] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[23:44]  * Bob misses Recon's forehead and accidentally flcks Recon's ear
[23:44] <Bob> *flicks
[23:44] <Bob> Sorry Recon!
[23:44] <Liven_Up> "Bob, why not let me take care of this?"
[23:44] <Recon_> "wat"
[23:44] <Bob> Alright... If you insist... I realllllly want to though!
[23:45] <Recon_> "Bob maybe you should go home you seem teird"
[23:45] <Liven_Up> "How about you watch and takes notes, like a med-student?"
[23:45] <Bob> This is my home pal.
[23:45] <Bob> K
[23:46] <Recon_> "Ok"
[23:46]  * Liven_Up puts his forehoof to Recon's head. How does it feel?
[23:46] <Recon_> "Kinda hot"
[23:46]  * Bob scribbles down notes
[23:46] <Bob> "The hoof?"
[23:47] <Liven_Up> "When did this pain start?"
[23:47] <Recon_> "Oh that it feels cold"
[23:47] <Liven_Up> "You know the saying, cold hands... hoves... warm heart."
[23:47] <Recon_> "Not much of a pain i feel waarm ad hell"
[23:47] <Recon_> as
[23:47] <Liven_Up> "Alright, have you eaten anything odd recently?"
[23:49] <Bob> "Doctor, I think the patient is not responding!"
[23:49] <Recon_> "Today i ate my normal food of canned olives, and a breadbowl at the inn with some ale and water"
[23:49] <Liven_Up> "Hm, what about yesterday? Have you hit your head at all?"
[23:50] <Recon_> "No i havent but i cut myself on a branch, im a logger"
[23:50] <Bob> "Hey doc.  I think that someone actually might've spiked his ale"
[23:50] <Liven_Up> "That's a possibility, Bob. This cut, did you wash it or not?"
[23:51] <Recon_> "I cleaned it"
[23:51] <Liven_Up> "With what?"
[23:51] <Recon_> "River water"
[23:52]  * Bob Does the Costanza face
[23:52] <Liven_Up> "Shut up, Bob."
[23:52] <Recon_> "Please do"
[23:52] <Honey_Rose> !roll d20 for level of detail on costanza face for bob
[23:52] <GameServ> 14 == 14
[23:52]  * Bob has some serious implications
[23:52]  * GreenSleeves bursts in. "BOB, IVAN, er LIVEN! I have a serious medical emergency!"
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[23:53] <Liven_Up> "Okay, I'm going to tell you this now. Even the smallest of wounds can get infected easily here, and we don't know how clean the river is, so you should- Damn it, Bob can you take care of Sleeves?"
[23:53] <Bob> Okay!
[23:53] <Bob> Greensleeves, you okay?
[23:53] <GreenSleeves> I haven't drank anything all day! I'm sober! What do I doo?!
[23:53] <GreenSleeves> I'm not used to this feeling!
[23:53] <Bob> This is serious.
[23:53] <GreenHoof__> Green Sleeves is going fucking crazy! He needs a fucking drink!
[23:54] <Liven_Up> "So, Recon. I'm going to make an ointment for your wound and a tea for the fever and head pain."
[23:54] <Recon_> Withdrawl
[23:54]  * Bob is freaking the FUCK out
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[23:54]  * GreenSleeves is shaking.
[23:54] <Bob> Do you have a temp Green Sleeves?
[23:54] <GreenSleeves> Yes, I am burning.... For booze!
[23:54] <Recon_> "He is having withdrawl"
[23:54] <GreenSleeves> Help me, Doc
[23:54] <GreenHoof__> I'M TELLING YOU HE NEEDS A FUCKING CIDER! HE TRIED TO SHIT ON MY FLOOR!
[23:54] <Bob> Oh God, he's burning up.  We need to quarantince him with Recon in case of infection!
[23:55] <Bob> HOLD ON
[23:55] <Recon_> "You better get him a drink bob"
[23:55]  * Liven_Up groans. "When was the last time you had a drink?"
[23:55] <Bob> SOMEONE GET ME-ER, GET SLEEVES A CIDER
[23:55] <GreenSleeves> "OH SHIT OH SHIT I THINK I'M DYING!"
[23:55] <Recon_> "Go to the inn you two and bye a beer"
[23:55] <Bob> THEY'RE OUT OF CIDER I JUST ASKED AHHHHHH
[23:56] <Recon_> "GO GET SOME RUM DAMN IT!"
[23:56] <GreenSleeves> OH JESUS CHRIST NO.
[23:56] <Bob> NO IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH
[23:56]  * Liven_Up groans. Anyway, I'm going to the back to get your medicine. I'll be right back..."
[23:56]  * Liven_Up heads to the back where he keeps his supplies.
[23:56] <Recon_> "Thanks doc
[23:56] <Bob> So how's it going Recon?
[23:56]  * Recon_ follows Ivan
[23:56]  * GreenSleeves drops to the ground, starts foaming at the mouth.
[23:56] <Bob> AHHHHHHHHH
[23:57] <Recon_> "So ivan what do i pay you with?"
[23:57]  * GreenSleeves stops moving.
[23:57] <Bob> GREENSLEEVES I JUST GOT AN ALE FROM SILVER HERE YOU GO
[23:58]  * Bob Chucks the ale at Green Sleeves
[23:58]  * GreenSleeves chugs it as fast as he can.
[23:58]  * GreenHoof__ pulls out emergency booze flask and dumps it in Sleeve's mouth
[23:58] <GreenSleeves> "JESUS DOC, you saved me!"
[23:58] <Bob> THANK YOU NURSE HOOF
[23:58] <GreenSleeves> "I owe you my life!"
[23:58]  * Liven_Up comes back with a cup of tea and a rag witha  blue and white paste on it. "You don't this is a free clinic. Drink this."
[23:58] <Bob> It is my checked privelidge to help you out!
[23:58] <Recon_> "No i owe you what do you want?"
[23:59] <GreenSleeves> Thanks, Doc.
[23:59]  * GreenSleeves walks out.
[23:59] <Liven_Up> "I want you to make a cup of this before you go to bed and come see me tomorrow when you get up. If I'm not at the clinic, then come to my home."
[00:00] <Recon_> "No im serious I owe you what do you want liven?"
[00:00] <Liven_Up> "I want you to make a cup of this before you go to bed and come see me tomorrow when you get up. If I'm not at the clinic, then come to my home."
[00:00] <Liven_Up> "Look, this is a free clinic. Free. I'm not accepting money. And Bob! Neither are you, got it?"