Title:           Alicorn Twi
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/Whi3BBvu
First Edit:      Wednesday 13th of February 2013 04:52:07 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 13th of February 2013 04:52:07 PM CDT

Alicorn Twi - Final Lyrics
 
 
(1/intro)    A long, long time ago
I can still remember
how this series used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That we could stop these petty rants
And maybe we'd be happy for a while
But, February makes me shiver
With every single post on Twitter
Bad news on the laptop
No more time for one last clop
I can't remember if I cried
When we all reached the end of the ride
But something touched me deep Inside
The day the fandom died
 
And I was singin'
Why why is there Alicorn-Twi?
Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
Slash mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried
Sayin'
This'll be the day the board dies
This'll be the day the board dies~
 
(2)    Now, do you have a tulpa friend?
Is season three really the end?
'Cause some asshole tells you so?
Oooh, did you believe the Starswirl post?
Did you love our Mando roast?
And can you teach me how to be Sloowpooooooke?
Well I know that you all hate the show,
'Cause to mlp you always go.
We all pissed off the mods
Damn, we were treated like gods,
Oooooohhhh
We sure were some lonely neckbeard fucks,
with spaghetti dinners and dicks to suck.
But we knew we were out of luck,
the day, the fandom died.
 
I started singing,
Why why is there Alicorn-Twi?
Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
Slash mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried:
Sayin'
This'll be the day the board dies
This'll be the day the board dies
 
(3)    Now for one year, we've been on our own,
Shitposting in our pony home,
But that's not how it used to be.
When the pedo played for the finale,
You didn't expect it, well neither did we,
And the shitstorm, that came to, mlp
And while the board was screwing around,
The fags appeared without a sound.
The shitstorm began to turn,
Laughing as Ponychan burned!
 
As the horsefuckers wrote a book of clop,
the VAs begged us all to stop
And we argued which pone was tops  
the day, the fandom died.
 
We started singing,
Why why is there Alicorn-Twi?
Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
Slash mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried
Sayin'
This'll be the day the board dies
This'll be the day the board dies
 
(4)    Helter Skelter in hiatus swelter,
Slash mlp was a fallout shelter:
Twelve pages and failing fast.
Finally the time did pass,
on Twitter we would bug the cast.
Poor Derpy, became a relic, of the past
and now season 3 was filled with doom
while youtube spewed it's autist gloom
They all thought we should run
Oh, but damn, we were having fun!
Cause' the autists tried to raid the board
but were stopped by the clopping horde
Do you recall how butts were sore
The day the fandom died
 
We started singing,
Why why is there Alicorn-Twi
Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
Slash mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried
Singin'
This'll be the day the board dies
This'll be the day the board dies
 
(5)    Oh, and there we were all in one place -
A fandom gone without a trace
With little chance to start again
So, come on, Jack T. Herbert, Jack be quick -
Jack, go sit down on Braeburn's dick, 'cause...
Ponies are the neckbeard's only friend
Oh, and as I watched posts on the page
My dick was gripped in fists of rage
No way in fucking hell
Could I break Flutterrape's spell
And as the fags posted high into the night
To whiteknight what they thought was right,
I saw Tinker laughing with delight
The day the fandom died
 
We were singing,
Why why is there Alicorn-Twi
Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
Slash mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried
Singin'
This'll be the day the board dies
This'll be the day the board dies
 
(6/outro)    I saw a mare whose coat was blue,
And I asked, if I could cum in you
But she just smiled and flew away
I went back to the sacred board
Where I felt the magic years before, but...
The faggots said the bronies all were gay
And in the tubes, the show was doomed,
The bronies cried as Hasnobro jewed,
But Not a fuck was given -
The distance had been driven
And, the three boards I frequent most
Said ponies weren't okay to post
Got the link back here to toast
The day the fandom died
 
And, they were singing,
Why why is there Alicorn-Twi
Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
Slash mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried
Singin'
This'll be the day the board dies
This'll be the day the board dies
 
So, While we're singing,
Why why is there Alicorn-Twi
Turn the ponies into humans, yet we'll stay on the ride
Slash mlp will now post Doom Paul and cry
Singin' this'll be the day the board dies