Title:           Alicorn Pie
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/7m5Nde1Y
First Edit:      Tuesday 29th of January 2013 05:51:09 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 29th of January 2013 05:51:09 PM CDT

Alicorn Pie
A /mlp/ song in the style of Don Mclean's American Pie
parodied by some Anon named Cody
 
A long long time ago
I can still remember
how this series used to make me smile
And i knew if we had one chance
we could stop these petty rants
and maybe we'd be happy for a while
but February makes me shiver
with ever single post on Twitter
bad news on the laptop
there's no time for one last clop
I can't remember if I cried
when I reached the end of the ride
but something touched me deep inside
the day 
the fandom died
 
And we were singing
WHY WHY is there Alicorn-twi
put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
/mlp/ was posting Doom Paul and cried
this will be the day the board dies
 
Now did you write a fic or two?
and did you watch the streams on joowz?
because the ustream crashed again?
 
now do you have a tulpa friend?
Is season 3 really the end?
Because some asshole tells you so?
 
Ah did you believe the Starswirl post?
Did you love our Mando roast?
And can you teach me how to be
sloooowwwpoooke?
 
well I know that you all love the show
because to /mlp/ you daily go
We all pissed off the mods
but here we're treated like gods
oooohhhh
We were lonely neckbeard faggy fucks 
with spaghetti dinners and dicks to suck
but we knew were out of luck, 
the day the fandom died
 
and we were singing
 
why why is there Alicorn-twi/
put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
/mlp/ was posting Doom Paul and cried
this will be the day the board dies
this will be the day the board dies
 
now for 10 months we've been on our own
shit posting in our pony home
but that's not how it used to be
 
when the pedo played for the fin-a-le
with an appeal that no one could see
and dra-ma that came from /mlp/
 
oh and while the board was screwing around, 
the faggots appeared without a sound
The shitstorm began to turn
we laughed as ponychan burned
 
as the horse fuckers read a book of clop
the VAs begged us all to stop
we argued which pony was tops
the day
the fandom died
 
we were singing
why why is there Alicorn-twi?
put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
/mlp/ was posting Doom Paul and cried
this will be the day the board dies
this will be the day the board dies!
 
Helter skeler the hiatus swelter
/mlp/ was a fallout shelter
10 pages deep and failing fast
 
but finally the time did pass
on twitter we would bug the cast
derpy
became a thing of the past
 
season 3, was filled with doom
while youtube spewed some autist gloom
some thought we should run
but damn we were having fun
the autists tried to raid the board
to be stopped by some clopper hoards
do you recall the butts were sore
the day
the fandom died
 
WE WERE SINGING
 
WHY WHY is there Alicorn-twi?
put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
/mlp/ was posting Doom Paul and cried
this will be the day the board dies
this will be the day the board dies!
 
there we were all in one place
a fandom gone without a trace
with little chance to start again
so come on Jack t Herbert
Jack be quick
Jack sat down on Braeburns dick
cause /mlp/ is your only friend
 
and as I watched posts on the page
my cock was gripped in fists of rage
no way in fucking hell
could I break flutterrape's spell
 
And as the fags posted into the night
to whiteknight what they thought was right
I saw Tinker laughing with delight
the day
The fandom died
 
WE WERE SINGING
 
WHY WHY is there Alicorn-twi?
put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
/mlp/ was posting Doom Paul and cried
this will be the day the board dies!
this will be the day the board dies!
 
I saw a pony whose coat was blue
And I asked if I could cum in you
she just smiled and flew away
I went back to the sacred board
where I felt the magic years before
but the faggots, said the bronies all were gay
 
And in the tubes, the show was doomed
The bronies cried as Hasbro jewed
But not a fuck was given
The distance had been driven
 
the 3 boards I frequented most
said ponies weren't okay to post
I got the link back here to toast
the day 
the fandom
died.
 
EVERYBODY NOW!!!!!!!
 
why why is there Alicorn-twi
put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
/mlp/ was posting Doom Paul and cried
this will be the day the board dies