Title:           AIE2
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Sunday 13th of May 2012 08:00:56 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 13th of May 2012 08:00:56 PM CDT

sincei  am being swarmed with requests for more
i shall write more
 
 
 
>After leaving Ratitys sweatshop, you waddle to your humble adobe
>The sun was setting, so you decided to lock up the place for the night.
>You set the alarm to kill anyone who breaks in, applejack has been trying to get your noodle
>She has failed over 283 times
>You wern't going to let her win on her 284th attempt.
>Throwing off your shoes, you fall into bed
>Today was a good day.
 
>KNOCK
>KNOCK
>Jumping out of bed, you run to the door still in your boxers
>Opening the door, you notice a white alicorn
"Hellooooooooooooooooooo celestika! Heil Mien Fuhrur!"
>"Sieg Heil, anonymous. We have recieved word of your doings, and we are here to congragualte you."
"sweet, how many bitz did I earn?"
>"None yet, because the job is not finished. You see, the jew Applejack still lives."
"You want me to kill her?"
>"Ja! She will try to rape you even harder now since you have killed her accomplish>"
>Oh no.
"Well, To kill the orage ponmy I would need something special"
>"And just might that be?" Celesica says as she farts
"Something from earfh called a gun. I'll go draw one, wait a second."
>"ROGARE" Celswastika replyts via text message as you close the door
 
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sorry for wait i had to eat taco bell
 
>Inside your house, you grab a pen and draw on a whiteboard in the same fashion as Duke Nukem forever
>With the shitty controls you somehow manage to draw a pistol revolver
>Satisfied, you go back do your door and tell swastika to come inside
>"Are you sure you will need this?"
"Yes, it is a one hit kill to the head! The perfect weapon to kill rapists with!"
>"Alright anon.. Once appjack is dead I will have to take this away from you."
"but what if another rapist arrives"
>"Then you shall inform me right away. I am giving you the power to spam me with letters, much like spikeie">
>Kick. Ass.
"Hooway, how do i burp fire?"
>"Left trigger, silly."
"Oh, thanks."
>After you fire off a few rounds to get used to the recoil on the pistol revolver, you head over to twlichink nigger.
>once again you don't knock because it's a libary, dumbass
"Hey twilight, I gto a gun to kill Applejack with"
>"Wait what why" twilight asks in confusuion
"oh.."
>You never told anyone about Applejacks rape attempts
>She said she was going to suicide bomb the obama if you did
>you liked obama
"well, Orange Pony has a secret fetish for bipedal hairless monkeys, so she has been trying to rape me since day one."
<"pfffffffffffft faggot" spike laughs"
 
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>"You're kidding, right?" Twilight is bewildered
"No, I am not. Applejack is a serious threat to my safety. Exterminating her is the only option left. Since she is a cousin fucking redneck, A pease treaty is not an option."
"Death is the only solution, Via a pistol revoler."
>":(" twilight makes sad faec
"I am sorry. I wish things could turn out differently. But for now, She needs to die. Die. Die. Die."
>Twilight is crying
>spike is still laughing at you
"this pistol revolver has more than one bullet, you know"
>that shuts him up
"Well, I hope you feel better later chink, I'm off to hunt down walking rapists"
>And with that, you waddle out of twlights treenigger because your anus is still on fire
 
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>>Finding your way to sweet apple achues with your trusty big iron on your hip", you notice that the ponyvale people are cheerier than ever
>Probaly due to their tyranny being killed, everyone is singing and dancing
>pretty gay, but whatever
>Soon enough, you arrive at the barn on top of the hill outside of the town full of ponys
>This time you knock, because the barn is not a public building dumbass
"Hey, It's my, Anon. Applejack, I am here to offer you my noodle"
>As soon as you mention noodle, The door bursts open
>"And applejack is grinning ear to ear
>"Ah new you come! i marejuices been waitin for yu!"
"Just kiddding, I'm here to gun you down. Your rape attempts are a serious concern for my satefly, and the safety of ponyvilleale. Hasta luega, fucker"
>BOOM
>BOOM
>BOOM
>after firing three shots from your pistol revolver, the oraneg pony lay dead
>"EEYYWAT" thurders big mac as he runs to the door
"sorry bro i had to kill her, she threat to my virginity"
>"EEEEEokay" he says as he drags her body inside and closes the door
>Waddling home, you realize
>You still havn't seen flutterslut this week
>You make plans to see her tomorrow, as youu lay down in bed
>Today was a good day.
 
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