Title:           A criminal in Equestria
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/EaTXGhvu
First Edit:      Sunday 25th of October 2015 12:14:59 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 25th of October 2015 12:14:59 PM CDT

>i am Anon
>i am a criminal
>i am nothing but just a normal criminal
>i just get a life penality for just a murder
>i will escape
>and it dosen't matter if in this world or another
>i will kill again until i will die
>the winter is cold
>"hey 4313! the dinner is ready"
>they gave you shit to eat
>you have been for 4 years in this asshole
>a portal appears
>could this be reality?
>i don't know but i will enter and i will get my revenge
>it's time to enter
>as you enter you get into a strange city during the night
>it's not earth
>but i don't give a fuck
>you break into a home
>nobody waked up
>you get a mask and get upstairs
>there's a green "creature" sleeping
>it's raping time
>you get your gloves and grip the (i think unicorn?) horn
>"HEY WHA-"
"shhh"
>you say while closing the Unicorn mouth
"you will fine, everybody like it"
>"GPHHH"
>you remove your pants
>"NPH!"
>you slap the Unicorn
>"NPHHHHH!!!!"
>you take your cock and begin to penetrate that horse pussy
>"ARHPHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
>you begin to go faster and faster
>vaginal juices already begin to flow
>she dosen't seem to scream anymore
>she likes it
>"m-mor-re"
>you take youe cock and begin to penetrate the Unicorn anus
>an orgasm hits her
>"FASTER!"
>i can't make this Unicorn bitch get heaven, IM MUST GIVE HER HELL
>you take a axe and smash her skull
>faster as she asked
"no bitches will be alive"
>you take your cumming dick and cum in she's brain
>i am crazy and i know it
>time to get the fuck out
>you mutilate her horn and take it
>you jump out of a window
>you are strong so you aren't hurt by the floor
>now is time to sleep
>I must kill and traumatize the ponies
>BECAUSE I AM ANON!, I AM A DEMON!, I AM SATAN!, I AM THE DEATH, I AM THE A EVIL GOD! AND NOBODY WILL NEVER STOP ME!
>you wake up
>it's fucking cold
>until a flashback get you back to the past
>your parents never loved you
>criminal father who always hated you
>always-drunk mother
>nobody ever loved you NOBODY!
>i thinked one day
>"with a gun and a kind word you can get more than one kind word"
>and then i embraced the criminal way
"i hate my life"
>you hear talking and crying
>"holy Celestia, i never seen something in my life"
>it's the cops and the other pony
>"keep calm Bon Bon, we will catch that bastard"
>keep dreaming stronzi
"fratelli d'italia"
>you sing while taking your pistol gun
"l'italia se desta"
>"what th-"
*BANG*
>you shoot in the head of the guard
"dell'elmo di Scipio"
>"AHH"
*BANG*
>you shoot in the ear of Bon Bon
"s'è cinta la testa"
*BANG*
>you shoot the second guard in the eye
"Le porga la chioma,
ché schiava di Roma
Iddio la creò*
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
>you shoot three civilians and run
>while running makes you think od your great grandfather, a great mafioso
>he once killed the same way you did
>maybe i can make a Mafia house in this world?
>but better be careful
>you look back
>the guards didn't even follow you
>they are scared
>good
>time to make a new Mafia bastardi
>after 3 days in the dark you try to contact some Ponies
>you recluted 645 of them, not bad to be a human
>the house is called Banfi in honour of your great grandfather, Francesco Banfi
>"boss, were will be settled our HQ?
>in the Everfree forest, one time this forest will be the center of Equis my son.
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>5 days passed
>time to make pay the tax to the Apple family
*toc toc*
(NOTE! since i am half Italian-German, i will make talk a little Applejack in Texan)
>"i am coming"
>the pony opens the door to the strangers and see a non-pony creature together with other 10
>"w-what do you want?"
"you must pay the tax Applejack"
>"what is this? only Celestia will make me pay!"
>the pony slams the door to the Mafiosi
"seems that we must kill somebody eh?"
>"yup"
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>another visit come to the Apples
>we gave them one week
>but nothing happened
>we will kill Winona
>the night comes as comes the end of that shitty color dog
"get the baseball bats"
>you and the guys enter in the camp and see the dog house
>time for some madness
>you kick the dog house and grip the bat
>you and the guys begin to brutally murder her
>after 7 minutes of madness, the corpse of the dog is cut and beat with the internals out
"non si scherza con la famiglia"
>the sun rises
>"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>"WINONA!"
>Applejack cries
"well, you searched for it now pay your taxes
>"MONSTER!"
>Applejack is running against you to "kill" you
>you take her neck and kiss her with your tongue
"stop joking you dick-hungry bitch, you betterpay your taxes before anything bad happens to you"
>"TAKE YOUR FILTHY TONGUE FROM MY SISTER!"
>Bic Mac says
>"i don't want anything bad to happend again, we will pay"
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>two weeks passed
>there's are guards out of your HQ
>thoose bitches don't know about the threat
"get the machine guns, it's time to kill some figli di puttana"