Title:           A Small Problem
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Tuesday 5th of May 2015 06:10:11 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 5th of May 2015 06:10:11 AM CDT

Part1: Her Dickness's Sickness
It was a typical day on the Yotsuba Block, shoutings by jocks about losing hamhocks and /pol/ of cut cocks.
Shouting could be heard between the various citizens where this begins in, home of a certain /d/enizen. Yes, a certain denizen and her smitten. Emily awoke bright and chipper, hair all a mess but in no distress. She'd reach for a brush after she'll dress.
She hummed a light tune, ignoring that it's past noon, and wondered what hi jinks would happen soon. With a skip in her step and all full of pep, our horsefucker friend was happy to prep.
Her eye had a twinkle, face with no wrinkle, thanks to pulling a  van winkle. But today she was glad, there would be fun to be had and there was no time to be sad.
She then turned her head, horn  first to the bed, but felt some worry, instead. For under the cover was her demonic lover, coughing  and weezing  like no other. Her mind running steady, Emily got some soup ready, doing her all to hold the spaghetti.