Title:           4Cannon DAY 1
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Saturday 31st of August 2013 06:36:33 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 31st of August 2013 06:36:33 PM CDT

DAY ONE
 
After arriving in Equestria, Buttermix, our protagonist is struggling with her new home.
 
Due to the fact that she has no money, she has had to create a shanty home.
 
Comprised of ply wood and door mats, her home is dusty, but is manageable.. and whilst stealing roof slates and wooden walls, she came across and old nail, and rummaged in the other mess to find a tangled thread.
 
After sorting out the thread, she fashioned herself a tatty cloak and padded shoes!
 
She felt warm and brave, and wandered into a bar, where she made a friend, who bought her a few drinks, which ultimately caused her to collapse into a deep sleep
 
When she awoke, she found her hand made clothes gone!
 
Though luckily not molested, she was pretty roughed up from the experience..
 
She went home to her grease stained mattress and fell back into a long, warm sleep, but awoke to feel her head pounding from alcohol..
 
Sigh..