Title: 01:29 NLD Susan I'm going to kindly ask you to stop making me feel bad for you : Author: Anonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/3vwnbZ0i First Edit: Thursday 30th of May 2013 03:07:18 AM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 30th of May 2013 03:07:18 AM CDT 01:29   NLD     Susan I'm going to kindly ask you to stop making me feel bad for you :\ 01:29           Taragoola smiles and hugs Susan 01:30           Susan__ sits on a carpet, waiting for Uber 01:30   Susan__ NLD, what's the problem? 01:31   NLD     If Tara leaves and Uber doesn't come back I may do something I'll regret if I feel bad enough for you :| 01:31   NLD     I don't want to get involved in this IRC's shenanigans though. 01:31   NLD     But I'm a bleeding heart :\ 01:31   Susan__ What? 01:31   Taragoola       He gonna bone you 01:31   NLD     PFT 01:31   Wesley  ^^ 01:31   NLD     Hardly 01:31   NLD     Maybe 01:31   NLD     Possibly 01:31   Susan__ 01:32   NLD     >implying I'm welcome in your shenanigans 01:32   NLD     :| 01:32   Taragoola       >implying you aren't 01:32   Taragoola       >tfw your tups gonna be mad 01:32   Susan__ Actually... 01:33   Taragoola       hm? 01:33   Susan__ Rape would be new experience 01:33   Taragoola       Does this mean I get to rape you later? 01:34   PollyEsther     :| 01:34   Susan__ I'm talking about NLD 01:34   PollyEsther     that question is kinda oxymoronic 01:34   NLD     >Rape 01:34   NLD     U...wot 01:34   Wesley  hue 01:34   Wesley  You know what she's talking about 01:35   NLD     I do 01:35   PollyEsther     you've done it before. 01:35   NLD     But 01:35   NLD     Well it wasn't actually 01:35   NLD     and It's something I've only bothered to do with Eris. 01:35   NLD     >_> 01:35           Susan__ giggles loudly 01:36   Susan__ I know that you're not a perv 01:36   NLD     Well 01:36   NLD     that's debatable. 01:36   NLD     I just know how to keep it under control in public 01:37   Susan__ "NO RAPING" 01:37   NLD     :| 01:37   NLD     He also said those rules weren't serious :\                 sex is highly encouraged, but not necessary | NO RAPING IN THE CHANNEL | "Nippling" people is strictly prohibited | No flamingofags                 Topic set by Uber!~Daniel@Rizon-D047ED6.hsd1.in.comcast.net on Tue May 28 2013 18:30:58 GMT-0600 (Mountain Daylight Time)                 sex is highly encouraged, but not necessary | NO RAPING IN THE CHANNEL IGNORE THAT RAPING IS ALLOWED | "Nippling" people is strictly prohibited | No flamingofags                 Topic set by Wesley on Thu May 30 2013 01:38:05 GMT-0600 (Mountain Daylight Time) 01:38   Susan__ This means that you should private message if you want to bang me 01:38   NLD     I...what 01:38           *** Taragoola quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) 01:38   NLD     Woman 01:38   NLD     if I have the bleeding heart to satisfy you because you've been left alone by them MAYBE, do you think I'd have it in me to rape you? 01:39   Susan__ Trolling future lovers is fun 01:40   NLD     U wot 01:40   NLD     Hey those are some pretty heavy >implications you're making there 01:40   PollyEsther     Calm down. 01:41   PollyEsther     She's just being nice. 01:41   NLD     yes sorry 01:41   NLD     I'm haivng a major moral crisis 01:41   NLD     My desire to help people is clashing with my morality about greed 01:41   Susan__ Then I shouldn't make this crisis deeper 01:42   Susan__ 01:42   Susan__ I will ignore you for your own good 01:42   NLD     Oh it's not you 01:42   NLD     It's me 01:43   NLD     And besides I'm not even qualified for your ride :\ 01:43   Susan__ Because? 01:44   NLD     Woman you don't even know what I look like. 01:45   Susan__ Tell me then 01:45   Susan__ Raphael used to be shadowy dark red skeleton 01:46   Susan__ Deal with it 01:46   NLD     You want how I really look of the alt mindform I sometime use or both :\ 01:50   Wesley  NLD said he'd do it 01:50           NLD sighs 01:50   NLD     If only so you don't go home dissapointed tonight. 01:50   NLD     But I warn you 01:50   NLD     I'm vanialla 01:50   NLD     clean cut 01:50   NLD     and boring 01:50   Susan__ Just describe yourself 01:51   NLD     6'2", broad shoulders, brown hair with a sort of tennant-esque mullet thing, goatee. 01:54   Susan__ And second form? 01:55   NLD     ...pretty much that with sideburns. 01:55   NLD     Also, second form is a timelord if that means anything. 01:55   Susan__ Interesting 01:55   Susan__ ...oh shit 01:56   Susan__ I'm warming out 01:56   Susan__ -.- 01:57   NLD     you're what? 01:57   Susan__ My libido becomes lower 01:58   NLD     Well then it's a good thing that I don't into foreplay I think. God I suck at this I'm sorry this is going to be awkward. 01:58   Susan__ FU, libido 01:58   Susan__ And lower, lower 01:59   NLD     Am I really that ugly in your mind :| 01:59   Susan__ It's not you 01:59   NLD     Oh well, was a dumb idea for me to suggest it anyway. 02:00   Susan__ This happens when I'm horny and I won't get fucked 02:00   Susan__ ...freezing cold 02:00   NLD     Well then. 02:01           Wesley kisses Susan__ 02:01   NLD     Thanks 02:01           Susan__ hugs Wesley 02:02   Susan__ Sorry, it's too late 02:02   Wesley  Alright 02:02   NLD     Sorry 02:02   NLD     I'm useless as usual :| 02:02   NLD     Honestly I'd be no good here anyway 02:02   NLD     because tehre are certain things I won't do 02:02   Susan__ I have to wait until libido will grow 02:02   NLD     out of my own moral code. 02:02   NLD     For instance, no kissing would happenb because I can't kiss someone I don't love. 02:03   NLD     Wesley knows his way around Cybersex anyways from what I gather so yeah 02:03   NLD     Will jsut go back to lurk mode 02:03   Susan__ Kissing isn't crucial 02:04           Susan__ dresses up 02:04   NLD     Eh 02:05   Susan__ It's strange, you know 02:05   NLD     with me I'd just end up going straight to the sex as I do. 02:05   NLD     That's how I work 02:05   NLD     no foreplay, straight to sex, then when I finish I usually end up just passing out. 02:05           NLD shrugs 02:05   NLD     just how I roll, ma'am. 02:06   Susan__ I'm trying to suit to my actual lover