Title:           [ONLY ITALICS ARES SUNG] I have taken far too long to reach my peak Consta
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Sunday 19th of February 2012 01:27:28 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 19th of February 2012 01:27:28 PM CDT

[ONLY ITALICS ARES SUNG]
 
 
I have taken far too long to reach my peak
Constantly held down by those I knew were smaller fry
Here comes my crowd, get ready for a load of me
A load of Trixie
 
I am power, I am magic personified!
You'll see why my track record remains undefiled
Ignorant fools called me a witch
Poor souls, unable to fulfill their wish
Of besting me, Trixie
 
So trust me my act is not only for show
It's genuine magic, true, honest and certified too!
So go ahead, ask your self "how?"
Or just shut up, and watch what I can do!
Look at me, Trixie!
 
Every time I asked for a match, no one showed up
People shudder when I ask them what's up?
Anyone who tried to flank me ran home in tears
In fact, I think one of them lost his ears!
All thanks to me!
 
So don't be shy, step up and show me your game
I won't judge it, although chances are it'll be lame
Why can't I hear a sound?
Why are your lips suddenly bound?
Afraid... of me?
 
Trixie: Well, I'm waiting.
RD: I'll show you, you shmuck!
[RD makes amazing figures in the sky bla bla bla bullshit]
Trixie: Oh dear.
Can you hit the 88 miles per hour?
Well I'm sorry, but that's rather sour
If you can't do any better
Come back later - your game's over!
You're no match for me.
AJ: Alright, this has been goin' on fah too long. I'm gonna put ya back in yer place, ya prancin' showpony!
Trixie: Yawn. Do your worst.
[AJ does tricks with her lasso.]
My dear, you've got to be kidding.
No one's fooled by your rope-skipping!
Impressive is one thing you're not
Yet my tricks are real hot
Jealous of me?
Rarity: You people are so uncouth! Let me show you true grace.
Trixie: Hope you've got some sass.
[Rarity does her magic act]
My dear, you just look unsightly
Gritty, foul, and overall, simply ugly
Hiding your defects with all that glitter
Let's just show 'em how much you are a liar!
[Trixie gives Rarity awful hair.]
[Scene where Spike pushes Twilight to confront Trixie, who laughs.]
 
So you think you can out do me?
Well, that's a joke, you can't be for real
But I'll sit there and see
Maybe you'll turn gold to coal!
Twilight Sparkle, thrill me!
 
I heard you're the best of the best
Well, let's put that to the test
I hope to see some major stuff
But I don't think you're up to snuff
Go ahead, show me!
Is that the best you can do?
Twilight, you're nothing but a tremendous halfwit
If I paid a ticket I would ask back for my bits
I can't believe Celestia chose you
There isn't all that much to your can-do!
Compared to me, Trixie...
 
So just for you, you little twerp
I'll let you know it's barely showtime
I'll make sure to show the princess
how she's been wasting her time!
 
And I'll tell her
You're just filler!
 
I hate when people disappoint
And I'll make sure you get my point!
I come from a corner of the sphere
Not a million miles from here
But two, toodle-loo!
 
Who's the titan, who's the queen!
Who's the one who always wins!
Who's the one who takes up
pages in who's who?!
CROWD: Who?
Me, Trixie!
[evil laughter]