Title:           [JavaScript] Herp Derpibooru
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/zT16kLZ1
First Edit:      Saturday 19th of October 2013 11:01:25 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 19th of October 2013 11:01:25 AM CDT

// ==UserScript==
// @name        HerpDerpibooru
// @author      Background Pony
// @namespace  
// @description Replaces the text in comments with variations of "herp derp", vastly improving their average quality.
// @include     https://derpiboo.ru/*
// @include     https://derpibooru.org/*
// @include     https://trixiebooru.org/*
// @include     http://derpiboo.ru/*
// @include     http://derpibooru.org/*
// @include     http://trixiebooru.org/*
// @version     1
// @grant       none
// ==/UserScript==
 
function HerpDerpibooru ()
{
 
        function modifyComment( index )
        {
                var n = $("div.comment_body",this).text().split(" ").length;
                var s = "";
                for (var i=0; i<n; i++)
                {
                        if(Math.random() < 0.5) s += "herp "; else s += "derp ";
                }
                $("div.comment_body",this).text(s);
        }
 
        function modifyAllComments()
        {
                $("div.comment").each( modifyComment );
        }
 
        $(document).ajaxComplete( modifyAllComments );
 
}
 
// if __name__ == '__main__':
(function () {
    'use strict';
 
    var script = document.createElement('script');
 
    script.textContent = '(' + HerpDerpibooru.toString() + ')();';
    document.body.appendChild(script);
}());