Title:           "Horizons Prison Blues" I hear the ride a goin' It drives me round the bend
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Monday 1st of April 2013 01:07:19 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 1st of April 2013 01:07:19 PM CDT

"Horizons Prison Blues"
 
I hear the ride a goin'
It drives me round the bend
And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when,
I'm stuck at chapter fifty, and time keeps draggin' on
But the ride keeps a rollin' and I don't see no end..
when I had read the first one, the thread they told me, Son;
Do not read Horizons, least not past thirty-some
But I'm now at chapter fifty, and the ride goes on
 
When I see each chapter posted, I hang my head and cry...
 
I bet there's anons hatin' or readin other fics
They're prob'ly readin' Murky, having some feely feels
Well I know I had it coming, I know I can't be free
But this ride it keep a movin'
And that's what tortures me...
 
If Somber freed me from this story,
If Bones' wild ride was mine
I bet I'd write it diff'rent, end it way earlier on
P-21'd be evil, That's what I want to read
I'd have Blackjack die slowly, for the things she's done...