Title:           "Anon was a Simple Kind of Man ."
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Friday 31st of October 2014 11:09:44 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 31st of October 2014 11:09:44 PM CDT

"Anon was a simple kind of man."
 
>be anon
>been about one year since you found yourself in the middle of a town being screamed at by pastel ponies
>didn't ever make too many friends, didn't make any enemies
>that's a plus
>you found work at a carpenters shop
>these ponies loved loved using you for construction
>your hands made it easier to do prescion tasks like cutting up structure pieces, making blueprints, fumbling with nails, and prescion woodcutting for statues and miniatures
>unicorns were better but they were more of a specialty type carpente
>lifting all the materials made you stronger
>used to play with planks until the head carpenter would yell "Anon, stop plaing with wood and get to work!"
>heh
>after a while this one pony who was really nie started talking to you
>threw you a party
>got you acquainted with a lot of ponies
>she brought muffins to your door one morning
>goddamn those muffins were heavenly
>she was really one of the few ponies you talked to
>anyways
>once she needed materials and some workers
>apparently the Cakes wanted to buid a smaller Sugarcube Corner in Apploosa
>Pinkie was going to be in charge of the project
>they also told her if she did a good enough job she would be the manager at the new store
>you were happy for her
>she was sad that she had to leave her friends
>she was sad about a lot of things
>but she cheered up once she found out you were going to lead the construction
>you were glad someone cared
>made ya feel all special
 
>that was a while ago
>when the job was finished Pinkie built you a woodworking shop with extra bits the cakes alloted her
>you had certainly been suprised
>it was close to Sugarcube Corner 2: Electric Boogaloo
>Pinkie told you that she gets lonley sometimes
>her friends still visit, but she still has times when she is alone
>Pinkie told you that a lot of the ponies in Appaloosa are hard workers
>they were also impatient and didn't have time to chat with Pinkie
>they had to get back to farming, mining, and settling
>they loved Pinkies food though
>it didn't taste right to you though
>she once confided to you that she doesn't put love into it anymore
>that she doesn't have enough to give anymore
>she still enjoys baking and making others happy
>but now she just looks so tired
>you asked if she neeeds an assisstant
>she almost exploded
>she loved the thought of working with her one of her pals
>she immediately hired you
 
>now you work with Ponka
>you two have gotten really close to each other
>you love it
>the food tastes better in a way you can't describe
>today, she assigned you an order
"Nonny!"she said in a tone of almost uncontrollable excitement "I need you to help me and
make this super, extra amazing, totally fantabulous cake!"
>you look over at her
>she has a huge smile across her face
intrigued you ask "Sure, Pinkie. What's the occasion?"
"Take a guess, Nonny!"
>your face bunches up in deep thought
>Ponks loves guessing games
>actually she just likes all games
>you rack your brain tryng to think
>it's Tuesday
>Tuesday...
>what's going on today?
>she's staring at you intently waiting for your answer
>"Ummm, a new mine is opening?" you ask, fingers crossed
"No silly! It's Twilight's Princess Coronation Ceremony aniversary!" she says, waiting for a reaction
>Twilight? Twilight. You  hadn't talked to her in over a month now. She actually never really liked you anyways
>she alwaysed looked at you like you had done something wrong
>you stopped caring after you started working with Pinkie on the construction of the second Sugarcube Corner
>you don't want to ruin Pinkies day with the wrong answer
>"That's great!" you lie to the smiling pony in front of you "I can't believe how time flew by so quickly."
"Anyways the cake is going to be 6 layers tall with..." her eyes dart to the list in her hoof "..Super sweet icing, colored white with purple streaks..."
>her voice trails off while she tries to envision the cake
>she is in that incredibly deep state of thought with her tounge hanging out and her nose scrunched
>goddamn that's cute