Title:           #Rekt (Flutterrape)
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/ixVkS5U9
First Edit:      Tuesday 6th of August 2013 04:11:35 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 6th of August 2013 04:11:35 PM CDT

>Day hashtags in Equestria
>You are Fluttershy, rapist of humans
>After many failed attempts to bed Anon, you have decided to pursue... another
>His name?
>Ralph.
>Strong, tall, built like a brick shithouse
>But he's very clumsy
>Arrive at his door and knock
>It opens
>”Huh?”
>He looks around left and right without thinking about down south
“U-um... Down here...”
>The hulking giant gazes upon you
>Insta-wingboner
>”What do you want, Fluttershy?”
“I wanted to kn-know... Are carts made of biscuit your fetish?”
>He scratches his head in confusion
>”What, because of that movie I did?”
>The throbbing in your wings becomes audible
“...Movie?”
>”Yeah where I defeat the bad guys and help a glitch in a video game become a real character.”
>Wings softening slightly, you look to the ground in disappointment
“Oh, okay...”
>He begins to beam at you sultrily
>”Tell ya what my fetish IS though.”
>Your flattened ears perk up
>He holds up his enormous fists and bumps his eyebrows up and down.
>...Oh goodness.
>The one thing that you can't stand. How so very typical
“W-well... Guess I'll be goi-WAGH!”
>Slamming the door shut, he smiles devilishly at you
>...This did NOT go according to plan
>Spend the rest of the day
>Getting #rekt by Ralph.