
FMF Corpsman like a non-com
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AnonyPony on
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Well guess what bitches I can post one timers while making this a porn thread.
FMF Corpsman in Equestria
>Wake up in shitty place. Check
>Got all your gear because you are double trouble "Airborne and scuba trained"
>Got your bitchin' M-4 with an under barrel 40 mike mike. (because the us will give Corpsman M-4's with under-barrel 203's it does happen)
>Be walking, struttin' like a non-com.
>Be walking into a dragon den... like a non-com.
>Take jewlry like a pissed off, raiding, baby seal clubbing, non-com.
>Eat the most delicious MRE ever... like a bitch ass private.
>Get shot at by hot flames from a dragon... like a private.
>Run away with your tail between your legs... like a furry private... yes I just went there... yiff in hell you disgusting creeps. Hooves are so sexy not paws.
>Walk into PonyVille... like a non-com.
>Walk up to Carousel Beautique and pay in jewelry to sleep in a guest room... like a gentleman.