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FMF Corpsman like a non-com

By: AnonyPony on Jul 17th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.92 KB  |  hits: 22  |  expires: Never
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  1. Well guess what bitches I can post one timers while making this a porn thread.
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  3. FMF Corpsman in Equestria
  4. >Wake up in shitty place. Check
  5. >Got all your gear because you are double trouble "Airborne and scuba trained"
  6. >Got your bitchin' M-4 with an under barrel 40 mike mike. (because the us will give Corpsman M-4's with under-barrel 203's it does happen)
  7. >Be walking, struttin' like a non-com.
  8. >Be walking into a dragon den... like a non-com.
  9. >Take jewlry like a pissed off, raiding, baby seal clubbing, non-com.
  10. >Eat the most delicious MRE ever... like a bitch ass private.
  11. >Get shot at by hot flames from a dragon... like a private.
  12. >Run away with your tail between your legs... like a furry private... yes I just went there... yiff in hell you disgusting creeps. Hooves are so sexy not paws.
  13. >Walk into PonyVille... like a non-com.
  14. >Walk up to Carousel Beautique and pay in jewelry to sleep in a guest room... like a gentleman.