Title:           Giant Squids (Request)
Author:          AnontheAnonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/3F3Ucq14
First Edit:      Saturday 26th of January 2013 08:33:18 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 26th of January 2013 08:33:18 AM CDT

Asked to use:
Gun
Bible
Vodka
 
 
>Requests day in Equestria
>You wake up and head to the fridge
>You scratch the stubble that covers your lower face as you pull out some vodka
>You grab a glass and pour yourself some
>You sit at your table and drink it
>It's chilly today
>You know because your nuts feel 3 times as small
>You go upstairs and grab a book from the shelf
>Why do you even have that you don't read
>You take the book and throw it in the fireplace
>Then you strike a match and throw it on the book
>When the flame hits the book it illuminates it and you see the name
>It's the bible
>You sigh
Well...I'm going to hell.
>There's a knock on the door
>You grab your gun from the table and open the door slowly so you can see what is there
>It's Fluttershy
>You hide the gun behind you
Hey...what do you want?
>"Is giant squid wrestling your fetish?"
>Suddenly the ground erupts and huge purple tentacles come flying out of it
>One grabs you and carries you up
>You look down as it stretches 60ft in the air
>The rest of the squid comes up and it screeches into the sky
>Your house is destroyed by the ravaging tentacles
>You feel another tremor and see in the distance at Fluttershy's house a blue squid emerge from the ground shattering her place as well
>The one that has you screeches again
>You pull out your gun and shoot down at it
>A bullet hits it in the beak and it flails its tentacles in either anger or pain, you can't tell because its a fucking squid
>It accidentally throws you
>You go spiraling through the air and Fluttershy zooms up to catch you
>Turns out she can't carry you and you both plummet
>You put her under you and you land with a whooshing sound
>Wait
>The ground doesnt make that sound
>You look and see Twilight levitating you both to her
>She drops you and you all turn to watch the huge squids as they slap each other with tentacles and screech
>"You n-never answered m-me."
Fluttershy...watching two giant squids wrestle is not my fetish.
>She pouts and sits down
>Fucking Fluttershy