Title:           Flutterception (Short)
Author:          AnontheAnonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/Dmu3qFN9
First Edit:      Wednesday 9th of January 2013 09:39:31 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 9th of January 2013 09:39:31 PM CDT

>day dreams in Equestria
>wake up
>perform the rituals
>pour some honey roasted sweetie bells
>no milk!
FLUTTERBERG!
>hear a knock on the door
>open it
>its Flutterberg
FLUTTERBERG! YOU CROSSED THE LINE! NOTHING COMES BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS FOOD!
>you punch her in the head
>Purple Smartass, Rainbitch, Incest Hat, Rarity, and the destroyer of the fourth wall all run over
>they saw what you did
Fuck!
>you try to run but they drag you out to a cliff
>they throw you off
>while falling you tap your heels
Theres no place like home!
>you wake up
>perform the rituals
>hear a knock on the door
>open it
>see a land full of lava and red rocks
>dafuq
>hear voice
>"Hello! Y-you have died and g-gone to hell. Y-you'll hate it h-here."
>you wake up
>in Twilights lab
>with strange metal thing on your head
>wat
What the fuck?
>Flutterberg Dinkles in
>"Are weird dreams your fetish?"
No.
>you wake up
>look at your hands
>holy shit
That was crazy...
>Luna is sitting next to you
>"You should have seen your face when I made you do that!"
>you shush her with a kiss
>you reach down and start playing with her clit
>she moans and tenses up when you flick it
>you wake up
MAKE IT STOP!
>nothing weird happens
>damn. sucks that your not
>Fucking Luna