Title:           Doodleshy
Author:          AnontheAnonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/jjbnaHhh
First Edit:      Wednesday 23rd of January 2013 10:37:22 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 23rd of January 2013 10:37:22 PM CDT

>Day drawings in Equestria
>You wake up and stretch your back as you walk to the bathroom
>You shit and shower...can't shave
>Because yesterday's fetish attempt was if you liked fire
>That's right. Fire. And instead of having a match she had Spike breath fire onto your magnificent neckbeard
>Twilight fixed you up fine but there's no hair there anymore...and there never will be
>A single glorius tear is shed
>There's a knock on the door
>You answer it
>Fluttershy is holding a giant pencil
Fluttershy what the hell are you doing?
>"Are drawings that come to life your fetish?"
>She points the tip of the pencil at the sky and...actually draws out a butterfly
How did you do that?!
>"Shhh."
>You watch as the butterfly starts flapping it's wings and flies away
That was...
>Her ears flatten
AWESOME!
>She perks up and her wingboners flare
>"So can we rut now?!"
Fuck no!
>Her ears flatten again
>"Fine. I guess I'll just have to do this the hard way!"
>She points the pencil out in front of her and draws a crude version of herself
Fluttershy what in the world are you doing?
>"I'm gonna need two of me if I'm gonna rape you."
>She finishes the drawing
>"I'll call you...Doodleshy!"
>It looks around and then at you
>It looks back at Fluttershy
>"DEAAUGHH!"
>It bucks her in the head and takes the pencil
>You hear a voice cry out from nowhere
>"KNOCKOUT!"
>Doodleshy draws a hole and jumps in it
>You look around
>Nothing looks different
>...that can be a terrible thing sometimes
>You decide to head into town
>As you approach Twilight's Librarytreehouse...thing...you notice some new features
>Like the huge dick and balls drawn into the top of the tree
>You see the nuts of the massive penis flex
OH SHIT!
>You try to escape the tidal wave of cum that erupts from Twilight's but you can't
>You get swept up in it and crash on top of SugarCube Corner
>The semen floods the town
>You hear a noise
>You turn towards it
>Doodleshy has made a ship and seamen from the pencil and is sailing the seven seas of sperm
>You rub your eyes in bewilderness
What the fuck is going on...
>Pinkie floats up next to you and squirts some cum out of her mouth like a fountain
>"Hiya Nonny! What's up?"
>You resist your urge to vomit
Uh...I need to stop that.
>You point to Doodleshy
>Pinkie puts a hoof up to her face
>"Sir yes sir!"
>She goes back under the ocean of jizz
>Then you see it slowly drain
>As the semen level decreases you see a pink blob increase
This is disgusting...
>When all is left is a little strand or two of semen connecting blades of grass together, you see an enlarged Pinkie with a straw
>She burps as you jump down and land face first in the sticky grass
>The ship broke into pieces and you can see some bulges in Pinkie that look like they're kicking
>You throw up in your mouth a little
>Suddenly, Doodleshy is in your face with a gun
>You put your hands up
Woah woah man...let's think about this...
>"DEAUUGHH DOOUUUGHA GOOOOFAS!"
>She fires
>Confetti explodes all in your face
>You just stare at this abomination
>She picks up the pencil to draw something else
>You grab it and cunt punt her at Pinkie
>She hits Pinkie's stomach and Pinkie vomits massive amounts of semen and seamen into the air
>Fuck brain you take over
>Uhkay!
>You draw an unbrella
Fuck you brain.
>You hold the umbrella over you and get swept away in a current of regurgitated cum
>As you lay on your back and drift along the spunk stream the sky becomes a little brighter
>Then more. And then more. And then so much that you draw sunglasses and put them on
>Sun melts the sunglasses
>You put your arm in front of your eyes to protect yourself
>Then the flowing stops
>You stand up and break the strands of splooge from your back and the ground
>Celestia melted it away huh?
>You see Doodleshy galloping at you
>Well it's not really galloping since Fluttershy drew two legs too short
>Okay...she hobbles over to you quickly
>You draw a square in front of you
>Doodleshy stops at it and touches it
>It's a wall
>You quickly form a box around her with it
>Then you write on the box
>"What is 1 divided by 0?"
>The box twists in on itself and disappears
>It takes Doodleshy with it
>You grab your head and walk back home
>Today was an average day