Title:           Anon and Jackie (Request)
Author:          AnontheAnonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/ukz0qKx1
First Edit:      Sunday 3rd of February 2013 06:50:00 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 3rd of February 2013 06:50:00 PM CDT

Asked to use:
Golf
Hockey Puck
Bobble-head
Jackie Chan
 
>Day I can't count anymore in Equestria
>You wake up and watch the digital clock until it is 8
>Knock knock on the door
Never misses a single day does she...
>You trudge downstairs skipping your routine
>You open the door and see Fluttershy standing there smiling
>You don't smile back
What?
>"I w-was wondering if you wanted to go play some golf with me and Pinkie..."
>Hmmmm golf?
>Didn't even know they had that in crazy pony land
Sure. Let me get ready first.
>You go back upstairs and perform the sacrificial summonings of satan
>aka SSS
>Then you get dressed and come back down to them
Alright lets get going!
>Fast forward time
>You are at at the golf course
>It was designed for ponies obviously because it was basically mini-golf
>With those windmills and shit you have to hit the ball through
>Little do these ponies know, you were the master mini-golf player back on earth
>You whoop their asses at it
>How are they even supposed to use those putters with their mouths
>They all suck except for you
>Pinkie is tallying up the scores
>"Anon! You did awful!"
What? I totally beat both of you!
>"What are you talking about? You got the least number of shots in so you lose!"
>These ponies...damn them and their stupidity
>As you are leaving the mini-golf place, you see something on the ground
>You pick it up
Hey Fluttershy look at this!
>She looks at the bobble head you picked up
>"Its j-just a old bobble head. Come on l-lets go."
Oh alright...
>You slip the bobble head into your pack
>The three of you return to town
>Pinkie leaves and you and Fluttershy walk home
>You live right next to her so yeah
>You pull out the bobble head and look at it some more
>It shows a yellow earth pony with a huge smile and holding his hooves out like he's fighting
>Fluttershy looks up at it
>"You kept it?"
Yeah why not?
>"It's just w-weird that's all."
You have no room to talk about weird. Remember last Thursday?
 
 
--Insert Timecard Here--
 
 
>You are in your house eating your balanced breakfast of eggs and bread
>Well not so balanced
>There is a knock on the door
>You open it and are hit in the face with a wet hockey puck
>You fall over holding your face
What the fuck?!
>"I-is puck catching your fetish?"
What?
>You look up and see two Fluttershy's launching a hockey puck from each other's cunt back and forth
>You throw up
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
>They fly out afraid and quick
 
 
--Back to Present--
 
 
>"But imagine if that was your f-fetish! I would have had no idea!"
You make a good point. A disturbing but good point.
>You reach your houses
>As you turn to go to yours, a sharp pain hits the back of your leg
>You fall to your knees as this happens
>Everything goes black as you smack the ground
>You wake up in a dark and wet place
>"Oh you're awake! Good."
>Fluttershy steps out of the darkness
>"You dropped your nasty bobble thing."
>She throws it on your lap and you grab it
>Your legs are bound to the chair
>"Guess what time it is?"
Uhh...6:45?
>"Wrong it's rape time!"
>She puts her massive horse weight on your lap
>You pull the bobble head away just in time
>Brain has an idea
>You hit her in the head with the bobble head
>Her head and the bobble head do the same thing for a couple seconds
>Then she gets her normal rape face back
>What in the hell is that?
>The bobble head is seeping purple smoke
Fluttershy what's happening?!
>She looks at the bobble head and then gets off you
>"I don't know!"
>You both stare at it for a couple seconds until the purple smoke begins to form something
Is that...
>It forms fingers and a body
A human?!
>It pigments the skin the right color
>Now stands before you a naked Jackie Chan
>He turns toward Fluttershy
>"YOU! How dare you hurt the one that saved me!"
>He flies at her and punches her in the face
>She's out cold
Wow that was awesome!
>"Yeah. I'm sealed inside the bobble head but every once in a bobble I can escape for a while."
That's awesome!
>He unties you and Jackie Chan talk about this and come to an agreement
>You will set him free whenever Fluttershy tries her fetish attempts and he has to stop her to be free for a few hours
>Today was a friend making day