The Happening Pt.1 (Sorry Sarge)

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[18:26:13] AirTrade [[email protected]] is now known as Richard_GoldBeak

[18:26:16] Sarge walks into the inn

[18:26:20] Cherenkov scrunchies a little as well. "Are you implying we wre actually productive, Rain?"

[18:26:28] Rain_Drop takes the cider from the Afkish booze and hands one to Ikea "Here just drink up and enjoy yourself alright?"

[18:26:31] <Iron_Bands> " Impossiburu!"

[18:26:33] <Rain_Drop> "Well....arent we?"

[18:26:36] Richard_GoldBeak [[email protected]] is now known as AirTrade

[18:26:37] Al_Dente chuckles and trots past Weather, holding the door open and motioning for her to enter. "Oh Weather please, I could rant all day. But yeah im a bit tired. How about we take a table?"

[18:26:40] Rain_Drop sips her cider

[18:26:45] Cherenkov feels a cold rush of air from the door opening.

[18:27:09] Cherenkov takes another drink.

[18:27:13] Ikea meekly accepts the cider "Yes, 'dear'..."

[18:27:17] <Mary_ONette> *Omega perks up and growls before crawling up the wall*

[18:27:32] <Ruby_McCoal> "Eh, I prefer whiskey with coffee. But worth trying with tea nonetheless, Able."

[18:27:49] <Mary_ONette> "I'll just mix it with my juice."

[18:28:01] Sarge looks up at Omega. He sighs before heading heading over to Iron_Bands table

[18:28:04] Cherenkov raises an eyebrow at Mary

[18:28:14] <Mary_ONette> "Yes boss?"

[18:28:17] Ruby_McCoal takes her glass, swiftly pouring its content down her throat before slamming it down, grasping for air "Another, Booze!

[18:28:20] <Ruby_McCoal> "

[18:28:21] Able_Tome takes a sip out of the cup and puts it down on the counter, relaxing a little bit and leaning against the forehoof with closed eyes, "Mmhm, though you know the local brand of 'tea' out here, Ruby... hehe..."

[18:28:24] <Cherenkov> "Nothing...."

[18:28:32] <Weiss_Nero> [HE WAS CHOPPED IN HALF.]

[18:28:41] <Weiss_Nero> [BY A CHOPPER.]

[18:28:45] Cherenkov looks at Ruby down hers. He does the same. "I'll take one, too."

[18:28:51] AirTrade walks slowly into the inn, observing the current pattrons as he arrives

[18:28:53] Weathervane nods as she begins to take a seat to whatever empty table happens to be closest, listening to and looking back to the nearby conversations. "Don't mind if I do!"

[18:29:08] <Iron_Bands> [ -Smashes Weiss with a hammer- JUSTICE! ]

[18:29:19] Rain_Drop sets down her cider and giggles "Maaaaaan this stuff is super tasty!"

[18:29:28] GoldenTouch looks around and takes a big swig of cider "it's getting pretty crowded in here"

[18:29:33] <Iron_Bands> " I don't think I've taken to drinking the cider, quite yet."?

[18:29:36] Rain_Drop wraps a hoof around Ikea and hugs him tight "Course it is!"

[18:29:43] Sarge smiles at Iron "Iron"

[18:29:46] <Weiss_Nero> [Is the Walking Dead no longer the topic at hand?]

[18:29:54] Mary_ONette takes another sip of the whiskey and sighs happily "It's not like me to drink. But this is an occassion."

[18:29:57] Ruby_McCoal giggles "Well, do I? But maybe I can interest you in something else. Nothing fancy, mind you. But I got a way to aquire something citrus tasting and invigorating for the mind, eh."

[18:30:04] <GoldenTouch> [i don't think so weiss]

[18:30:08] <Iron_Bands> " Sarge." She'd blink a few times as she'd look over to the pegasus. " How is your nose doing?"

[18:30:09] <Rain_Drop> "Say say Ikea, bout getting a invitation to the olympics thing?"

[18:30:10] Al_Dente smiles closing the door behind Weather the cool breeze invading the inn quickly subsiding as he watches her go to their usual table, before joining her. "Long day, this place be bumping this evening. Drinks?"

[18:30:11] <Sarge> [does everyone still play cards at all?]

[18:30:20] Ikea nearly spills the cider from the sudden hug "Ehh, yeah. The cider is pretty damn good"

[18:30:37] AirTrade spots Iron Band, the new zebra in town he had met previously and approaches him

[18:30:38] <Weiss_Nero> [But still, the dude was chopped by a chopper. That's crazy.]

[18:30:40] Sarge rubs his still bandaged nose "Its doing well. Actualy I came over here to ask you if you would like to have dinner with me? as a thankyou"

[18:30:46] Able_Tome turns around on the stool to face entire hall with his gaze, levitating the cup closer to his muzzle as he leisurely gazes around

[18:31:02] <Ikea> "Olympics? Ehh, not much of  a sports fan... should probably talk to Cheren about talking to the embassy about that"

[18:31:04] Ruby_McCoal gags at hearing that word "Sarge?" She turns around, trying to find the filthy pegasus in the room.

[18:31:07] Cherenkov gets another drink for himself and Ruby and then heads over to Ikea and Rain.

[18:31:19] Weathervane turns back to Al. "Ah, sure! Tea sounds good right about now."

[18:31:37] <Mary_ONette> "Ruby you okay? You knida gagged there."

[18:31:37] Sarge smiles

[18:31:38] <Iron_Bands> " I would good sir but I cannont accept that offer. You are married after all." She'd have liberated the shit out of a mug of cider and was sort of taking sips here and there.

[18:32:01] Starlight finishes her cider, looking into the empty mug. "Yeah, it is."

[18:32:07] <Sarge> "Oh haha. I wassent asking for a date. just a friendly dinner."

[18:32:10] Able_Tome notices Ruby's stare following it to Sarge, smirking mischeviously as he sips at tea

[18:32:16] <Sarge> 'but if you dont want to that's perfectly fine"

[18:32:19] <Mary_ONette> "Wait where's Omega?"

[18:32:24] Curious picks up the corner booth at the overwhelming flood of conversing ponies

[18:32:33] <Rain_Drop> "Hi Chere!" Rain waves to Chere and looks to Ikea "Ah cmon it be exciting we could share in cultural relations with the ponies and stuff you know?" Rain takes another drink of her cider before setting it down "Stuff tickles hahah."

[18:32:39] Cherenkov smirks and sits next to Ikea. "Glad you finally made it out here. You need to come more often."

[18:32:44] <Mary_ONette> *Omega is above Sarge keeping a close eye on him*

[18:33:01] Sarge looks up at Omega "Hello omega..."

[18:33:02] GoldenTouch adorns a fancy British accent "oi, excuse me madam, but I can't help but notice your cider is empty~ may I fetch you another refreshment"

[18:33:13] <AirTrade> "Hey, miss Iron Band" He smiles approaching her

[18:33:15] Cherenkov takes a sip of his whiskey

[18:33:23] <Mary_ONette> *Omega growls*

[18:33:44] <Iron_Bands> " It would just feel mildly strange if I did so. Still, the only thanks I need from you is knowing that you listened to me when I told you to get your rest. Nice to know my thoughts are valid here."

[18:33:52] Al_Dente nods and slides out from the table, manuvering around the other patrons inside the inn as he approaches the bar counter. Drumming his hooves on it and glancing down it for the bartender, "Who's serving?"

[18:33:55] <Iron_Bands> " Also, hello to you sah."

[18:33:57] Mary_ONette turns and sees Sarge and turns back around to sip her drink.

[18:34:10] <Sarge> "Omega. Comeon now...have you ever seeeeen me hurt anyone? why do you hate me so much?"

[18:34:27] Ruby_McCoal lay down eyes on him from her seat. Her eyebrows sink, casting a shadow over her perked wide open eyes  "You... in HERE!?" A row of exposed denture, lacking a piece, shows up, wrapped in a pair of spitefull lips.

[18:35:02] Sarge looks down to Iron "Alright then. The last thing I want to do is make you feel uncomfterble...." Sarge turns to ruby. memories of her beating him quickly flood his mind and his heart begins to race

[18:35:05] AirTrade examines the zebra "New in town?"

[18:35:09] Cherenkov takes another drink.

[18:35:10] Ikea takes a drink from his cider Oh, yeah definitely, I understand how it would be a big step in furthering relations, I'm just not personally that interested in sports." Turning to Cheren "Heh... yeah, I guess... just, Me and crowds, you know... And this place usually seems more crowded than I remember from the old days..."

[18:35:17] <Mary_ONette> "Ruby...no need to be viloent."

[18:35:18] Able_Tome hides his smirk behind the floating cup, "Well well well"

[18:35:46] Sarge takes a deep breath

[18:35:56] Starlight giggles. "Why thank you, kind sir~"

[18:35:59] <Iron_Bands> " Semi. I've been here roughly a week I think and have been trying to pick up my life. Is going well so far."

[18:36:21] Cherenkov nods. "It is, isn't it? Maybe I should open up True Strike's old place for a more intimate setting."

[18:36:29] Al_Dente groans and rolls his eyes, snatching a drink off the counter and slamming it back as he quickly picks on the tension multiplying inside the inn.

[18:36:31] Rain_Drop smacks her lips as she sets down another drink "Well cmon its not like its something we couldnt all show support for right?"

[18:36:53] Rain_Drop leans against Ikea as she talks

[18:37:02] Able_Tome rolls his eyes at Cher's words, "The pub? Last time it was open it ended in a massive brawl, hah."

[18:37:03] <Rain_Drop> "Dum diddy doo...Oh!"

[18:37:08] <AirTrade> "Really? What are you doing?"

[18:37:34] Rain_Drop sits up in a rush "It be so cool if we could actually see Candy ass and Shiny if the people who went got to see em and stuff!"

[18:37:42] Sarge stands up. He walks over to the table mary and Ruby are sitting at. He pulls out the chair and sits down. He looks at ruby with a serious face "Ruby. I know you hate me. I know you despise me. I know Im nothing short of evil to you." Sarge pauses "But you also need to realize that I recognized what I did. accepted responisbilty. and took my punishement. I would aprichate it if you stoped"

[18:37:48] <Cherenkov> "Feather was looking to organize a fair or an olympiad as well."

[18:37:50] Weiss_Nero misses The Walking Dead.

[18:37:51] Al_Dente returns his commendeered drink to the counter and taps once more. "Anyone serving? Or is it self serve?"

[18:37:57] <Iron_Bands> " Got myself a job at the clinic. I'm acutally the reason Sarge here has a bandage on his nose." She'd shrug a bit.

[18:38:03] Ikea coughs as he nearly chokes on his cider at the word "Ehh, yeah, reopening the pub might be a good idea. And yes, I'd support the enterprise, but not sure if I'd follow it"

[18:38:03] GoldenTouch trots over to the bar carrying himself in a fancy manor "yo booze~ can you fill her up~" he says pointing to the mug

[18:38:07] <Cherenkov> [booze is serving if he's afk]

[18:38:15] <Boris[Ronin]> [>aprichate]

[18:38:18] Able_Tome cracks his neck, eyes continuing to watch the scene unraveling

[18:38:20] <Boris[Ronin]> [>stoped]

[18:38:21] <Al_Dente> [[ thank you :> ]]

[18:38:31] <Sarge> [im a jarhead. i cant spell.]

[18:38:38] Ruby_McCoal step up from her bench and dives for her saddlebag. Soon enough, a shard of metal appears in sight, glowing from its two pointy ends. The earth mare bites in the handle of her pick, advancing threatenly toward the 'convicted' rapist. "Arent you supposed to be locked in your house? FORBIDDEN to go elsewhere?!"

[18:38:41] Mary_ONette places a hoof on Ruby's shoulder "no need for violence..." shoots Sarge a dude you dun goofed glare.

[18:39:13] Sarge looks at the shard of metal

[18:39:20] <Boris[Ronin]> [No, bullshit. Why the fuck would they allow an illiterate in]

[18:39:26] AirTrade doesnt question it "Oh okay, seems like alot of people get jobs there"

[18:39:35] Able_Tome shakes his head and takes a sip out of the cup.

[18:39:39] <Sarge> [im not illiterate. i just cant spell verywell]

[18:40:00] Rain_Drop finishes her drink her cheeks a tad flushed now before looking over to Ikea and grabbing him and forcing him to cuddle as she pulls him close "Well either way if we did get an invite thing wed need to find the best and brightest to go after all...Hic"

[18:40:06] Al_Dente is served a mug of cider and kettle of tea from NPC_Booze, thanking him as he spins around and quickly navigates the crowd of ponies still gathered inside the inn, eventually returning to Weather's and his table with their drinks.

[18:40:17] <Sarge> "Ruby"

[18:40:20] <Sarge> "stop"

[18:40:24] <Boris[Ronin]> [Oh my God, you don't even know what illiterate means.]

[18:40:25] Sarge gets up

[18:40:26] Ruby_McCoal barks "Get out!"

[18:40:39] <Mary_ONette> *Omega wants to get violent*

[18:40:41] Sarge backs away slowly and heads for th edoor

[18:40:41] Cherenkov turns his head and his french braided hair accidently Ikea. "Maybe you'd like to see Fluorine at the place."

[18:40:44] <Sarge> the door*

[18:40:54] <Mary_ONette> "Sarge...just go."

[18:40:57] Flora walks in after helping a cray chinook

[18:41:21] GoldenTouch winks at booze as he fills it "thanks bb~" he trots over regally and bows in front of star placing her drink down "Here you are my dear~"

[18:41:22] Ikea nearly spills his cider again as he's pulled into a cuddle "Woah, hey there, Rain."

[18:41:23] Sarge looks back at mary and sighs before heading out. a tear in his eye

[18:41:39] Ikea looks up to Cheren "Flo- CHEREN! pls!"

[18:42:07] GoldenTouch looks at the exchange between mary sarge and ruby and shakes his head disapprovingly

[18:42:10] <Rain_Drop> "flo? Where?"

[18:42:15] <Flora> "Why's that guy crying"

[18:42:20] GreenSleeves enters the Inn through the widnow, and finds a seat at a nearby table.

[18:42:22] <Weathervane> "Ah, there we go! Thanks!" She takes one of the cups and quickly pours herself some of the tea to take her mind off the nearby tension.

[18:42:23] <Ikea> "Yeah... we'd need to organize some sort of trials to select the best amongst us..."

[18:42:27] Ruby_McCoal twiches, starting to trot loudely toward the grey monster "GET OUT OF HERE!"

[18:42:45] Rain_Drop goes back to the cuddling rubbing her head atop of Ikea smiling a bit before opening one eye to the commotion

[18:42:47] Sarge lowers his ears as ruby aparently followed him out of the inn. He whimpers

[18:42:55] Mary_ONette steps in front of Ruby "And you calm down."

[18:43:21] Rain_Drop frowns seeing Ruby upset and calls out from atop of the number pone "Ruby?"

[18:43:55] Iron_Bands blinks a few times.  Cripes.... She'd look back to Air.  That is more or less right but...maaan this has me all confused.

[18:44:06] Ruby_McCoal stop at the doorway, spitting at the excuse of a 'pony' cowering away. The mare groans, breaking eye contact with 'it' and returns to her seat.

[18:44:09] Starlight pulls Golden in for a kiss, breaking it and booping his nose. "Thank ya kindly~"

[18:44:23] <Booze_Hound> [back]

[18:44:38] <Booze_Hound> "ikea, i think we all know i'm the beat around"

[18:44:44] <Booze_Hound> best*

[18:44:46] Mary_ONette sighs and goes to sit back down "...Ruby."

[18:44:47] Sarge leaves the inn. He heads out into the dark night

[18:44:54] <AirTrade> "What? Most people here were male"

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[18:45:01] <GreenSleeves> "Whelp, that was a shitstorm!"

[18:45:11] GreenSleeves pulls out a bottle of pruno and starts drinking.

[18:45:15] <Ruby_McCoal> "I can even start to fandom the IDEA of letting him wandering around in town... he should be used as a meat post for crows, hanging down an hook." She mutters

[18:45:31] Able_Tome sighs, takes a sip and puts the cup away on the counter

[18:45:33] <Ikea> "Heheh, but we can't have you compete in all the disciplines, can we?"

[18:45:39] <Flora> "what the hell was that about"

[18:46:03] <Booze_Hound> "sure it's not like anything's ever gonna bring me down"

[18:46:07] Weathervane fills another cup for Al as she looks in the direction of the door, shrugging as she turns back to put the kettle down and take her first calming sip. "Anyway!"

[18:46:36] <Ikea> "Glad to hear it, Booze! But there'd probably be some sort of rule against it..."

[18:46:40] Rain_Drop goes back to playing with Ikeas mane smiling at the softness and the stallions winter coat being so fluffy "Hehehe fluffy..."

[18:46:45] Al_Dente sighs and takes his mug filled with steaming hot tea,looking at his reflection. Offering Weather a faint but reassuring smile, "Yes, anyways.How was your day Weather?"

[18:46:45] <Booze_Hound> "true"

[18:46:47] Ruby_McCoal snatches the closest mug while taking a deep breath. She lift it toward her mouth and empties it wholly, almost choking on the booze. With an hiss, she rest the container down.

[18:46:51] <Ikea> [>fluffy]

[18:47:02] Al_Dente gigles internally hearing Fluffy then visualizing Fluffy Ponies

[18:47:03] <Mary_ONette> *Omega lands on the table Mary and Ruby are sitting at* Omega:Mom, why you let him get away? You know what he did.

[18:47:14] <Booze_Hound> "so we talking about somekind of olympics"

[18:47:16] Ikea flusters slightly at Rain's affectionate manner "R-rain, please..."

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[18:47:19] <Booze_Hound> "locals only?"

[18:47:24] GoldenTouch sits down next to star and smiles "your really startin to sound like applejack now~"

[18:47:32] <Mary_ONette> "...no violence"

[18:47:33] <Rain_Drop> "Hey we could...could send our best flyer and best spell caster and best earth pone to em and show off and stuff..." Rain giggles some before she bumps into a protusion on the head of the number pone

[18:47:38] <Rain_Drop> "Boop."

[18:48:00] <GoldenTouch> "Hey rain, did someone say best flier~"

[18:48:00] <Cheren> [yay internet. everything died. mind sending me a pm of what happened, ikea?]

[18:48:02] <Ikea> "We'd considering discussing asking to participate in the pony olymp-IIICS"

[18:48:27] <Booze_Hound> "well I'm in for training"

[18:48:39] Mary_ONette pets Ruby's mane "just remain calm."

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[18:48:55] Able_Tome turns around back to the counter and rests his head against the forehoof, looking down at the counter for a few moments before he closes his eyes, concentrating on a peculiar memory

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[18:49:09] <Weathervane> "Mm, same ol', same ol'. Not an especially bad day." She lifts her tea to Al with a smirk. "Nice seein' you in action, though."

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[18:49:10] Weiss_Nero imagines something really sad just happened on The Walking Dead.

[18:49:13] <Cheren> [bits at a time then]

[18:49:18] Weiss_Nero sniffles.

[18:49:29] Flora taps Able on the shoulder

[18:49:42] GoldenTouch suddenly feels Weiss feels

[18:49:51] GreenSleeves walks over to comfort the sniffling Weiss.

[18:49:52] Ruby_McCoal gazes in the emptyness foward, tapping an hoof on the counter.

[18:50:00] <AirTrade> [Iron?]

[18:50:05] Able_Tome starts concentration on his horn, but a sudden tab interrupts his attention, "H-Huh?"

[18:50:10] <Rain_Drop> "Hehehe whats this now? I found a cliff!"

[18:50:26] Weiss_Nero leans on Sleeves. "H- how do you even deal with something like that?..."

[18:50:31] Starlight makes an abslolutely disgusting face. "Why would ah want to sound like worst background pony?"

[18:50:50] Able_Tome turns his head around and looks at Flora, smiling faintly at her, "Hello there, Flora..."

[18:50:52] Curious hears olympics and stands up "did someone say those magical words of international competition?"

[18:50:58] <Cheren> "Wait. A cliff? Are you taking about the one up near the mountains from where we went the very first time and you encountered Mr. Bear, Rain?"

[18:51:00] Al_Dente chuckles and takes a sip of his tea, the warm liquid filling his body with heat as he leans back in his seat. "Oh Weather please, but yea. Action, nothing... Eh... If they could see me now."

[18:51:04] Rain_Drop starts to ascend using her nose as a climping utenzil "Dadum dadum up we go to see what we can see see on the big blue mountain tum did ta..."

[18:51:16] GreenSleeves turns to Weiss. "Wait, what?"

[18:51:21] Flora smiles "Able I brought something you might like"

[18:51:31] <Mary_ONette> "You calm now?" sips her whiskey.

[18:51:34] GoldenTouch nods and smiles "At least we know who the worst mane 6 is~"

[18:51:44] Rain_Drop peeks around Ikea's horn in confusion "Huh?"

[18:52:06] Weiss_Nero shakes her head. "Nothing."

[18:52:19] <AirTrade> [Iron_Bands]

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[18:52:30] Starlight nods in agreement. "Diamond butt master race~

[18:52:31] <Starlight> "

[18:52:32] Cheren looks out from the other side of the horn, "Where the cliff was at?"

[18:52:33] Able_Tome blinks at her, "Oh? Well sit don't then, hehe...", he says warmly and motions towards the stool next to him

[18:52:53] Able_Tome smiles, "Wonder what that might be."

[18:53:00] GoldenTouch looks at her with a blank stare ".... I think I just fell further in love..."

[18:53:08] GreenSleeves holds Weiss close, running a hoof through her mane.

[18:53:09] Ikea focuses on his breathing as Rain gets distracted

[18:53:13] Booze_Hound slides into an open seat next to Al and Weather "So how's the towns OTP doing?"

[18:53:39] Flora sits and pulls out a jar containing the moving vines

[18:53:43] <Rain_Drop> "Im climbing it?" Rain shrugs and goes back to reaching the top of said cliff with Snout acrobatics "Hup Hup!"

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[18:54:13] <Ikea> "R-r-raaaain, please~!"

[18:54:13] Cheren snuggles up to Ikea, "You said he's fluffy?" he takes another drink. "Did you shave your coat already and not tell anyone, Ikea?~"

[18:54:37] Ruby_McCoal 's taps increasingly gain strengh as she slowly start to chip the wood slightly.

[18:54:48] Ikea feels the spaghetti starting to well up

[18:55:10] Able_Tome 's attention immediately focuses on vines, his lips curling up into a simper, "Well, lookie look. This little thing again."

[18:55:12] Al_Dente chuckles watching Booze trot over to their table and pull up a seat, taking the kettle and serving Booze a mug. Passing it to him, "Hey Booze, oh you. But thanks, we're doing great just wrapped up the first council meeting. How about you? What's good with you?"

[18:55:22] <Able_Tome> "How was it doing?"

[18:55:42] <Booze_Hound> "same ol, same ol"

[18:55:45] <Booze_Hound> "you know"

[18:56:00] <Flora> [I WAS GJUST TYOING THAT BOOZE]

[18:56:00] <Boris[Ronin]> [A crcial event is presently occuring]

[18:56:08] <Booze_Hound> "going crazy with out a little adventure here and there"

[18:56:09] <Flora> [accidental caps lock]

[18:56:21] Cheren takes another drink and says softly in a femenine voice into his ear, "You like Fluorine, don't you, Ikea?"

[18:56:39] Rain_Drop reaches the top of the cliff and lets out a deep breath of victory "Whoo hoo I made it!" Rain looks down to Chere and Ikea and runs a hoof through Chere's coat "hey your fluffy too Chere, its our winter coats and all."

[18:56:45] Mary_ONette pours a glass of whiskey for Ruby "Here drink up."

[18:56:57] Flora twirls her hoof while she talks "Same old same old just changing colors and positions"

[18:57:28] Resheph falls asleep again

[18:57:35] <Cheren> "Aren't we supposed to shave it for it to come in, though?"

[18:57:57] GoldenTouch looks at star hearing what rain said about winter coats, and suddenly he becomes a fluffy pony, his acts getting everyone fired from their job

[18:58:02] Ruby_McCoal snatches the glass immediatly, trying to drink it whole before gagging over the high alchool

[18:58:08] Ikea splutters in confusion and embarrassment "I- uh- wh- eh- I-I d- don't know what you're talking about, Cheren..."

[18:58:27] <Ruby_McCoal> "*cough* gah, thats it. Thats fucking *cough* IT!"

[18:58:41] <Booze_Hound> "savor it ruby"

[18:58:45] <Mary_ONette> "Ruby just calm down."

[18:58:59] Cheren looks at Ikea and grins. "Sure you don't." He snuggles Ikea more and takes another drink.

[18:59:00] <Ikea> [vodka! vodka, where are you?!]

[18:59:30] <Ikea> [I'm not drunk enough for this. . .]

[18:59:33] Starlight laughs, sipping her cider. "But of course~"

[18:59:33] <PrettyPenny> [any drawfriends up?]

[18:59:36] <Vesuvian> [Vodka! youre feeling stronger!]

[18:59:38] <Aoyin> [Ikea pls]

[18:59:45] <Vesuvian> [Vodka, youre feeling bad!]

[18:59:46] <Aoyin> [Drink your Vodka]

[18:59:47] Ruby_McCoal burst standing, completely disregarding both alchool and ponies as she grabs her saddlebag. "I'm done, going to my house. Dont follow me."

[18:59:51] <Ikea> [Yes, Ao, I mean that  literally...]

[18:59:55] Chinook commandeers Sleeves' usual window and peeks in. Scanning the bar. Target in sight he begins to clumsilt climb through and make his way over to Mary.

[18:59:55] <Boris[Ronin]> [cyka cyka axaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa]

[19:00:17] Sarge walks back into the INN. he ignro's ruby and everyone els and walks right up to Al. He taps him on the shoulder with his hoof and waits

[19:00:18] <Vesuvian> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ]

[19:00:20] GoldenTouch stares at her "you do a better rarity that you do applejack..." *pomf*

[19:00:22] <Sarge> ignors*

[19:00:27] Rain_Drop wonders what Chere is doing and pokes him on his horn "chere what you doin?"

[19:00:36] GreenSleeves watches.

[19:00:45] GreenSleeves chugs the rest of his pruno.

[19:00:49] Al_Dente turns from Weather and Booze and looks at Sarge. "Oh.... Hey Sarge? How is it going?"

[19:00:50] <PrettyPenny> [is this sarge a changeling? *becomes scared*]

[19:01:03] <Boris[Ronin]> [No]

[19:01:04] <Booze_Hound> [i'm liking where this is going]

[19:01:07] Weathervane shrugs as she thinks, speaking partially to Al but moreso to herself. "Yeah... don't think I could do half of what you did, dealing with all the hard matters..." She drinks a bit of her tea as she turns back to Al and Sarge curiously.

[19:01:07] <Booze_Hound> [awwww]

[19:01:10] <Mary_ONette> "..."

[19:01:14] <Chinook> "Psst."

[19:01:17] <Sarge> "Al. outside. Now"

[19:01:19] <Chinook> "Mary."

[19:01:23] Rain_Drop looks over to Booze and asks for anotther drink of cider which she takes a drink of said drink "Nom nom....wait this is a drink cant do that with liquid..."

[19:01:24] <Mary_ONette> "Yes Shinok?"

[19:01:27] <GreenSleeves> "Don't do it man!":

[19:01:27] Ruby_McCoal witnesses the very reason she's leaving passing in front of her, like nothing had happened. The mare explode in rage, grabbing her pick and she moves toward him "OH YOU DONT EVEN!"

[19:01:37] Cheren blinks and shudders. "You said he fluffy and cuddly.:

[19:01:39] Sarge dosent turn to Ruby

[19:01:41] <Booze_Hound> [omega serves]

[19:01:45] <Sarge> "Al. I need you outside now"

[19:01:53] <GreenSleeves> "Don't do it man!"

[19:01:54] Chinook gasps a little and looks at Ruby "Oohh, she's a little cross."

[19:01:55] Flora feels a disturbance in the force and turns and looks dead at Chinook "You are supposed to be sleeping mister"

[19:02:05] Ruby_McCoal rams an hoof right at the asshole's head

[19:02:07] Rain_Drop frown seeing Ruby xplode "Ruby?" Rain hops down and walks over to her nad seeing Sarge frowns some more "Hey, Hey!'

[19:02:11] <Sarge> !Roll d20 doge

[19:02:11] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[19:02:11] <Ruby_McCoal> !roll d20+2

[19:02:11] <GameServ> (10) + 2 == 12

[19:02:15] Able_Tome 's ears perk up as he hears the mare shout and looks back, noticing Ruby going - "Whoa!"

[19:02:17] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for scalding, boiling, hot tea. We Al Green Now

[19:02:17] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[19:02:20] <Hearth> [>rolling to dodge]

[19:02:20] <Rain_Drop> "HEEEEY!"

[19:02:25] <Sarge> [you cant do that?[

[19:02:29] <Sarge> [nvm]

[19:02:36] <Boris[Ronin]> [>roll 1d20 doge]

[19:02:37] Al_Dente grabs the kettle and it just luke warm, sighing realzing it offers no combat advantage.

[19:02:39] <Boris[Ronin]> [>doge]

[19:02:41] <Boris[Ronin]> [>DOGE]

[19:02:43] Weiss_Nero looks frustrated at the imaginary Walking Dead episode she just imagined. "That fucking kid!"

[19:02:49] <Al_Dente> "YOU FUCKING PEOPLE!"

[19:02:54] <Chinook> "Now what kind of fool sleeps when entertainment like this is on offer?"

[19:02:58] <Ruby_McCoal> !roll d4

[19:02:58] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[19:03:04] Rain_Drop grabs Ruby "No hitting shit damnit!"

[19:03:05] GreenSleeves taps Weiss then points to the shitstorm.

[19:03:08] Sarge feels the full force of Ruby's hoof into his skull

[19:03:17] Starlight giggles, glad that she mastered the Spy voice. "Why, whatever do you mean?"

[19:03:18] <Hearth> [Do you have to go over AC or equal it?]

[19:03:19] Sarge falls over to an empte table breaking it as he lands on it

[19:03:22] Mary_ONette goes over and grabs Ruby

[19:03:22] Able_Tome whistles, "Well now..."

[19:03:22] Cheren leans back against Ikea and enjoys the fireworks

[19:03:22] <Ikea> [WEISS! No spoilers, pls!]

[19:03:24] <Boris[Ronin]> [Over]

[19:03:28] <Hearth> [Sarge's AC = 12]

[19:03:29] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20 restain powers

[19:03:29] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[19:03:32] <Hearth> [pegasus]

[19:03:36] Al_Dente turns to Weather and winks, offering a calm expression and the word 'moment' before turning to the others and resting his hoof atop his bone. "I SAID FUCKING STOP!"

[19:03:37] <Weiss_Nero> [Srry.]

[19:03:38] <Mary_ONette> "He's not worth it"

[19:03:45] <Boris[Ronin]> [Or is it equal]

[19:03:51] <Boris[Ronin]> [I think it's over]

[19:03:52] <Sarge> [wait. Did she hit me or not?]

[19:03:56] Flora tackles Chionook and pins him to the floor "You need to sleep!"

[19:04:07] Weiss_Nero turns her head to the happenings. "W- what?"

[19:04:09] Ruby_McCoal yell as her hoof flies across the rapist

[19:04:14] Ikea tries to ignore the pleasa- NO, Brain, stop it! "ehhhh... Shouldn't we help?"

[19:04:19] <Ruby_McCoal> (wait, is this an hit or miss now?)

[19:04:20] <Boris[Ronin]> [No]

[19:04:26] <Sarge> [>no]

[19:04:26] Chinook claps at the scene before being tackled to the floor with a loud "Oomph!"

[19:04:40] <Boris[Ronin]> [He's but a civilian]

[19:04:45] Booze_Hound is watching this unfold

[19:04:50] <Ruby_McCoal> (>not actively trying to dodge)

[19:04:52] <Rain_Drop> "Sarge you go home now please...Ruby no smacky smack...."

[19:04:52] <Sarge> [did i get hit or not]

[19:04:55] <Ruby_McCoal> (>not even looking at me)

[19:04:57] <Chinook> "Flora! Why am I on the floor? Wasn't I on the stool?"

[19:05:02] <Iron_Bands> " Oh shit." She'd grumble, downing the rest of her cider in a single go.

[19:05:02] <Weiss_Nero> [What is happening?]

[19:05:03] <Quicksilver> [how in the hell do you miss a big pony really tbh]

[19:05:04] <Chinook> "I don't get it."

[19:05:04] <Cheren> "Help? If it gets out of hand, maybe."

[19:05:11] <Rain_Drop> "Oh wait..."

[19:05:13] <Cheren> You hit him. there.

[19:05:15] <Rain_Drop> "Your Ko..."

[19:05:16] <Sarge> [ok[

[19:05:27] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20 pick up Ruby

[19:05:27] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[19:05:32] Able_Tome winces at the hit and turns around, immediately standing up, hoof instinctively reaching for the sword's hilt

[19:05:34] Mary_ONette trips

[19:05:36] Sarge looks up from the broken mess of table. His jaw is blodded and broken

[19:05:44] <Mary_ONette> "...ow.."

[19:05:44] <Sarge> "GHh....." He looks deleriosu

[19:05:47] Rain_Drop pulls with Mary to move Miner pone from scene "No more that please."

[19:05:54] Flora ses to Chinook "You need to go back to sleep before you ask all crazy again. I need to brew you a stronger thing of thing"

[19:05:57] Al_Dente groans a fucking irked manner, asserting himself between the two combatants. "FUCKING DROP THIS SHIT NOW! BOTH OF YOU! AGAINST THE FUCKING WALL."

[19:06:09] Sarge spits out a few teeth

[19:06:11] <Ruby_McCoal> "YOU DARE FUCKING COMING BACK IN HERE? *she wipes her mouth* I'VE SEEN YOU WALK AWAY FROM BOB AND HEARTH, SEEN YOU WANDER AROUND AND TRY TO GUILT TRIP MY FRIENDS!"

[19:06:14] Mary_ONette pulls Ruby away with Rain

[19:06:27] Sarge looks up to ruby with pain in his eyes

[19:06:32] Chinook shivers in delight "Can you not feel the FURY in the air my dear? THAT.....that is what he wants."

[19:06:33] <Flora> [must of been one hell of a hit you broke his teeth]

[19:06:40] Rain_Drop is not quite drunk enough for this and grabs a drink downing it NOW she is drunk enough for this....

[19:06:41] Curious is confused as to why ruby is fighting the strange pony

[19:06:42] <Sarge> [she got 4/4]

[19:07:02] <Flora> [dayum]

[19:07:06] Booze_Hound is next to Al

[19:07:08] Cheren enjoys his fluffy backrest

[19:07:08] <Rain_Drop> "Right, right Sarge get kicked in nads then sent home and stuffs you stay here and no commited murders...."

[19:07:16] GoldenTouch looks at and realizes the perfect idea "U-Uh nothing miss star~" trying to control his wing knee

[19:07:17] <GoldenTouch> Wingboner

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[19:07:32] <Sarge> "Good God....."

[19:07:33] Rain_Drop sets the mare down seeing as she isent resisting quite yet

[19:07:37] <Cheren> [>wing knee]

[19:07:40] Sarge rubs the blood from his face

[19:07:41] Ruby_McCoal resist quite lively at the both mares trying to pull her back "YOU FAKEY ASSHOLE, YOU ALWAYS TRY TO CRY YOUR WAY OUT BUT ACT STRONG AND SHIT. EVEN LIVEN IS LESS HYPOCRITE THAN YOU FUCKING DICKBRAIN!"

[19:07:46] <Flora> "Chinook! SLEEP!"

[19:08:00] Al_Dente face goes deadpan at Ruby's statement.

[19:08:05] <Boris[Ronin]> [God dayum]

[19:08:15] Weathervane takes a sip before holding a hoof over her mouth, looking down to the table in an attempt to keep her mind off what's going on.

[19:08:19] Sarge starts crying as blood continues to drip out of his broken mouth

[19:08:20] Cheren takes another drink of whiskey and offers some to Ikea.

[19:08:25] Weiss_Nero blankly looks at the pandemonium and hops up.

[19:08:34] Chinook stops himself and looks over at Ruby and back to Flora. Nodding.

[19:08:40] Rain_Drop struggles holding the mare "Damnit Ruby cmon! Yous better than this."

[19:08:47] Weiss_Nero kisses Sleeves on the cheek and trots toward the stairs.

[19:08:53] Sarge cant belive this shit

[19:08:54] <Weiss_Nero> "I'll be right back!"

[19:08:56] Flora hears and sees whats happening

[19:08:57] Ikea considers the offer... he's not much for whiskey, but... not drunk enough...

[19:09:04] GreenSleeves watches Weiss' plot as she walks away.

[19:09:11] Mary_ONette is still pulling Ruby back "Dude common we're leaving."

[19:09:11] <Sarge> [al you gona do something cop pone?]

[19:09:12] Ikea swallows and accepts the drink, downing it in one sweep

[19:09:18] Able_Tome nods a little bit as he continues to watch the scene unravel, hoof resting on the sword's hilt

[19:09:28] <Flora> "So were going to go Chinook"

[19:09:39] <Rain_Drop> "Al get Sarge outtta heres so this not gappen again..."

[19:09:41] <Chinook> "Go where, my stripey siren?"

[19:09:42] Flora whispers

[19:09:47] Ruby_McCoal moves her face toward the rapist, almost spitting down on him "NOW YOU LEAVE UNTIL YOU BAD THINGS HAPPEN!"

[19:09:48] Al_Dente trots over to Ruby and motions for her to go up against a wall. "Ruby please. Booze! Move Sarge to the clinic."

[19:09:58] Sarge looks up to rain with sadness in his eyes

[19:09:59] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20 Holding strength

[19:09:59] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[19:10:10] Sarge looks back to ruby still completly shocked

[19:10:15] <Booze_Hound> "come on sarge"

[19:10:21] Rain_Drop keeps the mare from Sarge with help from Mary "SARGE GET THE FUCK OUT ALREADY SHIT FUCK!"

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[19:10:58] Booze_Hound motions for sarge to GTFO with him

[19:10:59] Sarge stumbles to his hoofs. Blood continues to drip out of his mouth and tears flow out of his eyes

[19:11:03] Mary_ONette is surprisingly calm this time as she keeps her grip pulling Ruby away.

[19:11:10] Cheren looks back at his now empty glass. "Want more, Ikea?"

[19:11:14] Sarge braces himself on Booze's shoulder

[19:11:25] Booze_Hound and sarge walk out

[19:11:31] Sarge looks shell shocked as he walks out with booze

[19:11:36] GreenSleeves pulls out another bottle of pruno and continues drinking. "Whelp."

[19:11:38] Ikea looks into Cheren's eyes, seriously "Yes. Yes I do..."

[19:11:42] <Chinook> "You know. In ye olden days they'd just let this shit play out as nature and fury intended."

[19:12:11] Flora keeps Chinook pinned on the ground "Shh"

[19:12:11] <Ikea> [/me is out of vodka... /me thinks he has some beers in the fridge.... /me will be right back]

[19:12:19] Cheren goes behind the counter and gets a bottle of vodka for Ikea and some apple jack for himself.

[19:12:44] Ruby_McCoal breath is chaotic, struggling herself out of her friends grip as the disguting pig leaves the inn "SEE HOW HE ACTS? One moment he leaves crying and not five minutes late he comes back LIKE NOTHING HAD HAPPENED!"

[19:13:03] Cheren nods as he's getting the bottles

[19:13:04] Curious stands up "ok, what the fuck was that?"

[19:13:08] Chinook smirks upwards at Flora and puts a hoof over his mouth.

[19:13:10] Ikea gratefully accepts the bottle "This, is why I don't like coming to the inn anymore..."

[19:13:11] Al_Dente sighs and taps Ruby on the shoulder, motioning to the back of the inn. Towards the kitchen, "Let's take a walk."

[19:13:11] <Mary_ONette> "Rain help me get her home"

[19:13:19] <Ruby_McCoal> "He doesnt even REGRET RAPING HEART OR TRYING MARY! Just a fucking facade to make him look pityfull!"

[19:13:44] Starlight smirks. "Why does it seem like you are on edge, darling~?"

[19:13:45] Cheren goes numb. "HE DID WHAT TO MARY?"

[19:13:52] Able_Tome relaxes a little bit and puts his foreleg down on the floor, frowning, "This should've been solved some time ago."

[19:13:58] Mary_ONette sighs

[19:14:03] <Rain_Drop> "I get that Ruby, alright? but killing is...wait...what>" Rain stills

[19:14:19] <Chinook> "....Well ain't the news of the week."

[19:14:32] <Flora> "he made a pass at Mary?"

[19:14:38] <Able_Tome> "What's that about Sarge and Mary there?"

[19:15:16] Weathervane closes her eyes to cringe a little, pouring another mug of the warm drink with a shake of her head.

[19:15:25] Ruby_McCoal crunches her face, twisted in an hatefull version of herself "You should have seen him trying to walk away from Hearth and Bob... WAVING THEM GOODBYE NONETHELESS! He... 'IT' is only a pig begging to be toasted alive."

[19:15:34] <Mary_ONette> "I guess it's story time..."

[19:15:59] Cheren 's fur bristles. due to its length, his old color is slightly noticable as it stands up.

[19:16:02] Able_Tome slowly walks closer to Mary, "Do tell..."

[19:16:02] <Iron_Bands> " Anyone got anything harder then the cider? I think I need a shot."

[19:16:04] Chinook sits himself up, gently pushing Flora off of him. "Hold the phone....Mary kept quiet about this one..."

[19:16:09] Al_Dente sighs and puts his foreleg around Ruby's shoulder hesitantly, trying to pull her towards the kitchen. "Come on Ruby, your better than this. Lets talk."

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[19:17:11] Cheren acknowledges Ikea, "I see what you mean." He's still tense

[19:17:12] Ruby_McCoal shakes, breathing in rapid succession. Her eyes bolts at the intruding hoof tapping on her shoulder, almost gazing at him with a murderous look "What do you want!?"

[19:17:39] Flora eyes Chinook but listens intently "Any funny business and it's the floor again"

[19:18:09] <Chinook> "Oh? You like being on top~?"

[19:18:31] Ikea looks up from nursing his vodka, looking between Cheren, Sarge and Mary before focusing on Chere's eyes "... it's not worth it, Chere... calm down."

[19:18:33] Chinook chuckles and waves it off, listening to Mary and focusing.

[19:18:36] <Mary_ONette> "It was a day or two before he raped Hearth, He asked he asked if I wanted to join a threeway, I said maybe at first, but realizing the mistake I would of made I backed down, He then goes on to to try and convince me and of all things use my scent issue aganist me. Were it not for Arrant and Melody to me calm, I he of succeded"

[19:18:39] <Flora> "chinook pls"

[19:18:49] <Ruby_McCoal> (Ike, Sarge left)

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[19:18:56] Rain_Drop pulls Ruby down roughly getting her attention "Alright, Alright easy now." Looking over to Al "Al go contact the embassy ask them what the charges are for rape if they dont have anything about it hen we just shove him back inot the famn house and for christs sake will someone just lock him in when he doesnt work so this shit doesnt happen anymore? I am quite frankly tire d of

[19:18:56] Rain_Drop this shi!" Rain says eytes closed and angry starting to brim in her tone

[19:19:09] <AirTrade> [Sarge tried to tell me he thought it was non cannon]

[19:19:10] <Ikea> [agdsfkjlsdhag that'll teach me to get more alcohol...]

[19:19:25] Mary_ONette breaths deeply catching her breath

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[19:19:35] <Sarge> [no i said i t hought she was pretending.]

[19:19:39] Ruby_McCoal still looks at Al, awaiting an answer

[19:19:41] <Sarge> [IC i thought she was pretending]

[19:19:51] Cheren turns to Ikea, "Oh, it's totally worth locking Sarge up and throwing away the key at this point." His eyes burn with fury.

[19:19:51] <Ruby_McCoal> (fuck off you)

[19:19:52] GoldenTouch|3 blushes hearing the near perfect rarity accent "Not at all miss, just a little nervious in the company of such a beautiful mare is all~" failing to control his wingboner

[19:20:23] <Rain_Drop> [well thats great and all but quite frankly I am tired of dealing with this obey the damn friggen law or get your ass grassed sarge its a simple thing really because I am TIRED of it...]

[19:20:35] <Ruby_McCoal> (we killed for less)

[19:20:40] <Mary_ONette> "And now you know."

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[19:20:55] <Chinook> "....."

[19:20:59] Mary_ONette still surprising calm

[19:21:06] <Mary_ONette> *ly

[19:21:14] Ikea relaxes "Oh, thought you were going to darker places... yeah, that's the least he's deserving of"

[19:21:14] Cheren rubs his face with his hoof and thinks.

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[19:21:45] GreenSleeves finishes his second bottle of pruno, and reaches into his saddlebags for a third.

[19:22:20] Al_Dente nods at Ruby and sighs, going back over to Weather and kissing her on the forehead. "I want you to take it easy, go home, something relaxing. I got overtime to clock in, this is serious. Ill be back late, but dont worry, everything is good."

[19:22:21] Ruby_McCoal breathe heavily

[19:22:21] AirTrade is staring at mary wide eyed and jaw agape, still nit comprehending the evil that sarge has in his soul

[19:22:24] Cheren says in a deadpan tone, "Oh, believe me, I want to. I really want to. Just be glad I'm not."

[19:22:59] <Ruby_McCoal> "I'll be."

[19:23:18] Ikea reaches out and puts a hoof on Cheren's "I am, too."

[19:23:19] <Resheph> [ded, so cold]

[19:23:23] <Ruby_McCoal> "This scum has plaged our town for too long... Silver died for less..."

[19:23:34] <Chinook> "...And that's all she wrote..."

[19:23:34] Ruby_McCoal is shakey, gathering her belongings

[19:23:55] <Mary_ONette> "I was hoping I didn't have to explain that.  Well i did now."

[19:23:59] <Ruby_McCoal> "This ends tonight..."

[19:24:05] Chinook picks himself up off the floor and dusts himself off.

[19:24:08] Al_Dente goes over to Ruby and places his hoof on her shoulder, shaking his head. "We all get ours. But im calling the shots."

[19:24:08] <Rain_Drop> "Oh no no no no."

[19:24:31] Rain_Drop gets on top of Ruby "Sit. Stay. No mob muder thingy."

[19:24:50] Starlight strokes his cheek with a hoof. "Don't be so tight darling, loosen up a bit~"

[19:25:01] <Mary_ONette> "Ruby please stay calm..." looks her in the eyes.

[19:25:31] AirTrade gives ruby a >Implying it wouldnt make things worse look

[19:25:34] <Quicksilver> [kissu kissu~]

[19:25:44] Ruby_McCoal shrugs off mares left and right like a real pimp while heading for the door

[19:25:47] Cheren exhales through his nose loudly. "Glad to hear that. Now, what to do with him? We can't allow him to roam free any longer."

[19:25:52] <Mary_ONette> *Omega hearing this gets even more pissed, but it's File who walks out in her place*

[19:25:54] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20 Tackle Hug

[19:25:54] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[19:26:02] Rain_Drop is successful!

[19:26:07] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20 Hold down Ruby

[19:26:08] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[19:26:11] <Rain_Drop> "Staaaaahp!"

[19:26:16] Mary_ONette is being dragged

[19:26:25] Weathervane gives Al a nod before turning back to her cup. She takes a deep inhale of the tea's aroma and exhales after a few seconds to keep herself at ease.

[19:26:42] Rain_Drop is slightly dragged along as well but digs her hooves in the ground to stop Ruby from running off

[19:27:06] Ruby_McCoal groans "Get off me Rain! NOW!"

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[19:27:34] GoldenTouch ignores the chaos around him, and blushes more loosening his tight muscles "O-of course. whatever you say~"

[19:27:37] <Mary_ONette> File*looks back and walks out* File:...I'm gonna kill him.

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[19:27:59] <Flora> [oh boy here we go]

[19:28:06] Cheren walks over to Ruby, "Look, I want him gone, too, but we do this by the book."

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[19:28:15] AirTrade grabs the puppet "Sorry no, you cant do that"

[19:28:19] Feldspar walks in, looking around

[19:28:21] <Mary_ONette> [and File hates mammals]

[19:28:29] <Rain_Drop> "Nope."

[19:28:31] <Ruby_McCoal> "Cheren, I got the guard with me. He is going down."

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[19:28:44] <Al_Dente> "Ruby Shut up!"

[19:28:52] <Rain_Drop> "Not letting you do murder that bad."

[19:28:54] Ikea nods and slumps down on the counter "yeah... I just don't know what to do... Every fibre of my being tells me to get rid of him, but my rationality still tells me that it's the wrong thing..."

[19:28:56] <Rain_Drop> "That very bad."

[19:28:57] <Mary_ONette> File:Hands off of me...mammal.

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[19:29:17] <Rain_Drop> "Sides Al, we can send him to Equestria they can do something with em then right?"

[19:29:19] Able_Tome sits down on his haunches, shaking his head

[19:29:28] <Rain_Drop> "Becasue again tired of this...so very tired..."

[19:29:39] <Mary_ONette> "Rain I agree."

[19:29:43] <AirTrade> "What is your mother Tree?" He raises an eyebrow at the puppets angry words

[19:29:46] Mary_ONette is super calm

[19:29:47] <GreenLight> [What's happening??]

[19:29:51] <Flora> "guys just send him out into the woods and let him fend for himself"

[19:29:55] <Ruby_McCoal> "WELL YOUR FUCKING RATIONALLITY LET HIM HAUNTS THIS TOWN FREE AS AIR. MY ASS ITS WORTH A DAMN! Now get.. off me! RAIN!" She dives backward

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[19:30:01] <Flora> "easiest option"

[19:30:12] <GoldenTouch> [we're all having a hugbox g3~]

[19:30:16] Chinook weakly waves weakly at Feldspar before jumping to attention.

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[19:30:26] <Feldspar> "Hey Chiiny!"

[19:30:38] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20 get a grip and hold down

[19:30:39] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[19:30:41] Feldspar runs over and hugs Chinook

[19:30:59] <Flora> "feldspar you husband needs sleep"

[19:31:09] <Chinook> "Keep your head low darlING" He chokes out before being tackled to the floor by the second mare tonight.

[19:31:11] Mary_ONette becomes super serious and holds down Ruby "I'm not letting you throw away your life..."

[19:31:13] Ikea looks up at Ruby with a tired look "I'm sorry... I really, -really- am, I just... can't condone of the solution..."

[19:31:28] <Ruby_McCoal> !roll d20+2 fight back

[19:31:29] <GameServ> (11) + 2 == 13

[19:31:32] <Cheren> "Alright, it's decided then, based on precident. He can't stay here any longer otherwise he'll be strung up. Ikea, can you go to the embassy with this? I'm afraid this falls out of my mercantile expertiese here."

[19:31:38] <Al_Dente> "Guys.... Please. A moment."

[19:31:53] Al_Dente groans and rubs his temples fiercly, deep in thought.

[19:31:55] Starlight looks around. "Sure is crowded in here. What say we go somewhere more quiet~?"

[19:32:01] Feldspar giggles, nuzzling Chinook "What's goin' on in here?"

[19:32:06] <Flora> [banish him to the woods  easiest option]

[19:32:11] GreenSleeves speaks up, being drunk enough for this. "So it's happening then?"

[19:32:17] <GreenSleeves> "We're gonna string him up?"

[19:32:21] <GreenLight> [Hue, Flora...]

[19:32:31] <Flora> [seriously]

[19:32:32] <AirTrade> [500 Lashes]

[19:32:34] GreenLight tumbles into the Inn

[19:32:36] Ruby_McCoal gumbles, barking at ponies around her "Get off me! You will save him by sending him away. EVEN US cant even hope that! He deserves nothing but death! DEATH! DEATH!"

[19:32:41] <GreenLight> "Oh hey guys what's going on in here?"

[19:32:59] Ruby_McCoal throw punches at ponies piling on her

[19:33:05] Rain_Drop is squished as Ruby kicks around and lands on the ground with a grunt "Gah fuckin..."

[19:33:10] <GoldenTouch> "O-okay, how about the spa, I know a place where a mare like you would love to be pampered~"

[19:33:20] Ikea looks over to Cheren "So we let them deal with him? Sounds like a good idea... I'll go." as he gets up, wobbling both from alcohol and exhaustion and walks out of the inn

[19:33:25] <Chinook> "Long story. But somewhere along the line it involves, Sarge doing his reputation no favors, Ruby losing her shit, me finding an old monastery whilst I was away and-" He covers his mouth with a hoof. "...Oops."

[19:33:26] <Ruby_McCoal> !roll d20+2 knock Mary off

[19:33:26] <GameServ> (1) + 2 == 3

[19:33:29] Cheren groans.

[19:33:49] Rain_Drop rubs her head as she sits up looking around

[19:34:04] <Rain_Drop> "Ow....

[19:34:06] <GreenLight> "Erm..."

[19:34:09] Cheren wobbles over towards Rain and tries to help her up

[19:34:12] GreenLight looks at the scene, completely confused

[19:34:12] Flora taps Feldspar "Your husband needs sleep"

[19:34:13] Ruby_McCoal hits herself in pure rage, knocking a theet out of her socket and flying it across it room. "Gah FUCK *spits*2

[19:34:16] <Ruby_McCoal> "

[19:34:24] <Ruby_McCoal> teeth*

[19:34:25] <Al_Dente> [[ pls stahp ]]

[19:34:29] Feldspar raises an eyebrow "Sarge did it again, huh? What's this about a monastary?"

[19:34:33] <Ruby_McCoal> (or is tooth in singular?)

[19:34:44] Mary_ONette keeps a tight grip on Ruby [tooth]

[19:34:44] <Cheren> [tooth]

[19:34:45] <AirTrade> [Tooth]

[19:34:51] <GreenLight> [tooth]

[19:34:53] <Ruby_McCoal> (ah, ty)

[19:35:00] Feldspar stands up, booping Flora and giggling "Oh, I know. I'll get him home soon."

[19:35:01] <Cheren> [the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth]

[19:35:09] <Feldspar> [/me hue's]

[19:35:21] Starlight finishes her drink and stands up. "Sounds wonderful~"

[19:35:22] <Ikea> [Cheren! Pls, trying to be somber, here]

[19:35:34] <Chinook> "Uhh, nothing!" He gets up and meanders his way over to Rain. Still worried but simply fed up to the eyes with this.

[19:35:42] Rain_Drop gets up with help from Chere "Thanks..."

[19:35:51] <GreenLight> [10/10 Cheren]

[19:35:57] <GreenSleeves> [^]

[19:36:02] Ruby_McCoal feels a purple carpet have been removed from under her

[19:36:10] Al_Dente sighs and opens his eyes, motioning for Ruby to come over. "Ruby."

[19:36:11] <Rain_Drop> "Mary, how do you calm her down??"

[19:36:13] <Al_Dente> "Comeover here."

[19:36:18] GoldenTouch stands up after her, giving a slight bow holding his arm in a escorting fashing "If you'll follow me malady~"

[19:36:21] GreenLight walks up to Sleeves, nudging him "Umm... What's all this about?"

[19:36:28] <AirTrade> [>Come over while under mar]

[19:36:28] <Cheren> "It's nothing. Just be careful, alright?"

[19:36:38] <AirTrade> [Al pls]

[19:36:43] <Chinook> "Rain, you alright? That looked like a nasty hit."

[19:36:45] Liven walks into the inn and kicks the door open. "Someone tell me what's happened."

[19:36:47] <Ruby_McCoal> "I would, Al. Sadly there is ponies pilling on me atm."

[19:36:53] <Mary_ONette> "The last time she got like this, I kissed her..."

[19:37:05] <Ruby_McCoal> (try and there goes your tongue)

[19:37:06] <Al_Dente> [[ people piling on ruby? ]]

[19:37:07] Flora follows Chinook not letting him get too fa

[19:37:18] Feldspar rolls her eyes "Alright, nothing it is. So, Who'd Sarge go after this time?"

[19:37:34] Feldspar walks beside Chinook, steadying him

[19:37:35] Able_Tome continues to look through the hall, shaking his head

[19:37:52] <Ruby_McCoal> "Mary."

[19:37:56] <Chinook> "Uhhh....Mary. Yeah, Mary."

[19:37:57] <Ruby_McCoal> "Move."

[19:38:05] <GreenLight> "W-WHAT?"

[19:38:06] <Rain_Drop> "Yeah, just head ringing a bit..."

[19:38:11] AirTrade sits next to able after witnessing the shitstorm and rage

[19:38:16] Liven raises his voice. "SOMEONE TELL ME WHY SARGE IS IN THE CLINIC, NOW!"

[19:38:31] <Flora> "here we go again"

[19:38:36] <Ruby_McCoal> "BECAUSE HE ISNT AT HOME, THATS WHY."

[19:38:40] Rain_Drop winces from the yelling "Ruby hit sarge due to him runnig around and stuff..."

[19:38:47] <Al_Dente> "Liven, Ruby. With me."

[19:38:52] <Mary_ONette> "If I move will you stay calm?"

[19:39:01] Able_Tome nods to Air, regarding him and notices Liven.

[19:39:05] <Feldspar> "Mary? Damnit, can't he not do that?"

[19:39:22] Ruby_McCoal sighs "Mary. Get. Off!"

[19:39:28] AirTrade looks back at Able Tome "So.... Drama?"

[19:39:29] <Ruby_McCoal> !roll d20+2 pushback

[19:39:30] <GameServ> (12) + 2 == 14

[19:39:38] <Flora> "Feldspar watch your husband for a moment please

[19:39:42] Flora leaves

[19:39:52] <Chinook> "This."

[19:39:56] Able_Tome frowns at Air's words, "You bloody serious?"

[19:40:01] Mary_ONette is pushed off and hits a table

[19:40:03] <GreenLight> !roll 1d20 To calm everyone down "C-CALM DOWNNNNNN!"

[19:40:03] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[19:40:08] Starlight takes his hoof in hers. "After you, my fine gentleman~"

[19:40:09] <Rain_Drop> "Mary!"

[19:40:09] GreenHoof trots in

[19:40:09] GreenLight can't yell

[19:40:11] <Ruby_McCoal> (>hits a table)

[19:40:17] <Liven> "If Sarge is violating his sentence, then he deserves to get smacked. Everyone off of her NOW!"

[19:40:21] <Chinook> "Yeah, watch me stand here like...."

[19:40:23] Liven engages into angry zigger mode.

[19:40:27] GreenSleeves waves to Hoof. "Nigger, over here!"

[19:40:29] Rain_Drop rushes over in a wobble to the downed mare

[19:40:35] <GreenHoof> "Sleeves!"

[19:40:36] Ruby_McCoal gets herself back up "Now, Al. Go forth I follow you."

[19:40:38] GreenHoof trots over to Sleeves

[19:40:43] Mary_ONette stands up brushing herself off

[19:40:46] Rain_Drop checks Mary "You okay?"

[19:40:50] GreenSleeves grumbles to Hoof. "Sarge is at it again."

[19:40:55] GreenLight is right next to Sleeves "...Hoof!  What's- Sarge?"

[19:41:02] Al_Dente motions for Ruby to follow and Liven to catch up. Quickly making his way out of the inn, his last words. "THIS ENDS TONIGHT!"

[19:41:07] <Mary_ONette> "No, I'm worried."

[19:41:08] <Chinook> "Lemme tell you. This has been a night to remember."

[19:41:11] <Ruby_McCoal> (where?)

[19:41:16] <GreenLight> [HAPPENING]

[19:41:20] <Al_Dente> [[ clinic ]]

[19:41:20] Liven runs after Al and Ruby, leaving the Inn.

[19:41:23] <GreenHoof> "What'd he do?"

[19:41:23] <GreenSleeves> "Sarge is a rapist, Light. Also a shitty person."

[19:41:30] <GreenLight> "...I-I hate both..."

[19:41:34] <GreenHoof> "I mean, what'd he do NOW?"

[19:41:34] Feldspar nods, putting a hoof on Chinook's shoulder

[19:41:35] <GreenLight> "Let's follow, Greens!"

[19:41:45] GreenLight dashes off after Liven, Al and Ruby

[19:41:45] Able_Tome notices people head out and promptly stands up, starting to follow the procession

[19:41:47] <GreenSleeves> "Fuck it, sure!"

[19:41:50] Ruby_McCoal follows Al closely, unsheating her pick

[19:41:52] <Rain_Drop> "Christ....thought we had this resolved....fuckin....GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Rain screams in her wing

[19:41:52] AirTrade shrugs watching the angry mob leave "I dont know, all i know is they're gonna lynch someone, which will make us look like barbarians"

[19:41:55] GreenSleeves chases Light, Al, Liven, and Ruby.

[19:41:57] Cheren sighs. "Al, Where are you going?"

[19:41:59] GreenHoof follows

[19:41:59] <Able_Tome> "Ending... really..."

[19:42:10] <GreenLight> [Scooby-Dooby-Doo, where are you?~]

[19:42:17] <GreenLight> [That's what this reminds me of hue]

[19:42:24] <Feldspar> [huehuehue]

[19:42:25] Able_Tome 's expression darkens as he walks out of the inn, following the group

[19:42:33] Weathervane brings the teacup to her lap as she meditates over everything, leaning back in her seat and gazing at the ceiling to keep her peace in spite of everything.

[19:42:43] Chinook looks at AirTrade "Oh! Oh! You weren't here when Silver got skewered were you? Ohhh, frontier justice right there my feathered friend!"

[19:43:11] Mary_ONette sighs "just wanted a quiet evning..."

[19:43:25] Rain_Drop throws up her wings in frustration "God dman it guys cmon!"

[19:43:26] <Feldspar> [/me watched as he got shishcabobed]

[19:43:28] <Chinook> "Come on, Feld. We might as well follow."

[19:43:42] <Rain_Drop> "Do what you want I am getting shit faced."

[19:43:45] <Cheren> "Dammit, Ikea's off trying to get the Embassy to export him. We have to stall for time."

[19:43:47] <Rain_Drop> "I am so fuckin done..."

[19:43:47] <Chinook> "Or not. Whichever."

[19:44:05] <Cheren> "deport. remove kebab. whatever."

[19:44:07] Rain_Drop grabs another drink and downs about half of it in one go

[19:44:07] Mary_ONette reluctantly follows with File "Omega, stay here with Rain."

[19:44:14] AirTrade sighs, wondering if this is humanities path, taking the highest thing a person owns... Their life. If a ray of sunlight were to destory them all now he cant blame celly for it.

[19:44:31] GoldenTouch realizes he missed her responce and starts walking toward the door ignoring the shitstorm raging around them

[19:44:32] <Mary_ONette> *Omega goes to sit with Rain, grumblinh*

[19:44:36] Feldspar nods, walking along [where to?]

[19:45:32] Chinook trots over to a certain Rain Drop "Hey, mind if I join you?"

[19:45:32] AirTrade sighs at his gloomy philoshopy, which can very well be true.

[19:45:34] Phoenix_Down trots into the inn "alright, whats the problem... where is this emergency?"

[19:45:58] <GreenLight> [NEED STALLING?]

[19:46:06] <GreenLight> [NEVER FEAR, THE GREENS ARE HERE!~]

[19:46:29] <Ruby_McCoal> (hue)

[19:46:30] AirTrade turns to Phoenix "They lied to get you out of there"

[19:46:37] Feldspar walks up, booping Rain Drop "Hi!"

[19:46:47] Cheren takes out his journal and writes, "Dear Princess Celestia. It seems mob justice might rule again. I now understand why you isolate us so. I'm sorry we failed you." He then walks out of then inn. "Sarge is gonna get kill unless we can stall for time to remove him from the town."

[19:47:02] AirTrade gives him a grim look "I think they're going to kill sarge"

[19:47:02] Phoenix_Down looks around, nobody looking hurt or anything "I... um... what? get me out of where...."

[19:47:08] <Phoenix_Down> "WHAT"

[19:47:14] Starlight follows him, flicking his flank with her tail.

[19:47:21] Phoenix_Down leaves the inn, headed back for the clinic post haste

[19:47:25] Rain_Drop finishes her drink and slams it on the bar before heading to the clinic silently

[19:48:09] <Chinook> "Rain...Gah, damnit."

[19:48:48] AirTrade heads to the clinic Nopony deserves to die

[19:50:06] Feldspar sits by Chinook

[19:52:13] <Chinook> "...."

[19:52:23] Chinook leans his head onto Feldspar

[19:52:38] GreenLight [[email protected]] is now known as GreenLightGM

[19:53:09] Feldspar strokes Chinook's mane, smiling "Crazy day, huh?"

[19:53:24] <Chinook> "That's...one way of putting it, aye."

[19:53:52] Weathervane finishes her tea and gets up to place the kettle back on the counter, standing in place a while as she places her hoof over her mouth pensively.

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[19:54:13] <Flora> [left some passion flowers at you house Feldspar  make Chinook drink some tea made from it]

[19:54:14] <Chinook> "On the plus side, the Inn's quiet again."

[19:54:36] Feldspar nods, waving to Weathervane "Silver linin' huh?"

[19:55:17] Chinook looks at the broken table and its debris "...or red lining. Hey Vane, been a while."

[19:55:56] Cheren [[email protected]] is now known as red1384

[19:56:19] Weathervane breaks out of her thoughts and turns to the two with a weary smile. "Yeah... it's rough, but I'm getting through." She gives a polite nod in greeting. "How're you holding up?"

[19:56:51] Rain_Drop comes back to the inn and oders another cider then a bottle of applejack daniels and pours in three tumbs worth oh wait no thumbds...

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