Birthday / Dr. Light's Wild Ride 4: FriendshipQuest

[01:10:59] <GreenLightGM> Rollcall!  Say "Happy Birthday Al!~" If you're here.

[01:11:20] <Liven> “Bon anniversaire, Al!”

[01:11:26] <Mary_ONette> Happy Birthday Al~

[01:11:37] <Al_Dente> Thanks all of you guys, your amazing

[01:11:40] <Boris[Ronin]> FLAN IS A GOOD DESSERT FOOD

[01:11:45] <Booze_Hound> "happy plopping out of your mother day Al"

[01:11:46] <Strong_Metal> "Happy birthday man."

[01:11:47] <Starlight> Happy Birthday, Al~

[01:11:49] Boris[Ronin] proceeds to cry in the corner

[01:11:52] <Al_Dente> give 1 sec to finish compiling log so far, can someone else do this with the dicebot

[01:11:58] <Al_Dente> i want to be active :>

[01:12:18] <GreenLightGM> Waiting for HB

[01:12:22] <Hardboil> ohhi

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[01:12:33] Liven puts on Pandora and plays some powermetal from his Dragonforce channel for adventuring.

[01:12:36] <Hardboil> "HAPPY BIRDDAY AL :DDDD"

[01:12:45] <GreenLightGM> Everyone, welcome to Dr. Light's Wild Ride 4: FriendshipQuest!

[01:12:53] <Booze_Hound> [>not dethklok]

[01:12:57] <Al_Dente> So can someone pls log?

[01:12:59] <Strong_Metal> liven pls

[01:13:26] Mary_ONette tightens her collar abit and strikes a pose.

[01:13:31] <GreenHoof> [What is this?]

[01:13:31] <Boris[Ronin]> Log what, this?

[01:13:56] <Al_Dente> yes pls

[01:13:58] <GreenLightGM> You all meet at the outskirts of town.  A jumpy, super excited GreenLight is showing Al and the rest of you the way to a mysterious hole in the ground he found [No, not that trap hole]

[01:13:59] <Boris[Ronin]> Aight

[01:14:24] <Boris[Ronin]> [/me isn't part of this adv btw]

[01:14:30] <Strong_Metal> "This the spot?"

[01:14:32] <GreenLightGM> Everyone, post your equipment, HP, and what you think Al's age is

[01:14:48] <Al_Dente> [[ so am I logging this? ]]

[01:14:49] <GreenLightGM> Oh, and your race

[01:14:56] <Boris[Ronin]> [No I'll log it, don worry]

[01:15:10] <Al_Dente> [[ <3 ]]

[01:15:25] <Al_Dente> [[ handing it off to you boris, im now at the mercy of the ride ]]

[01:15:40] <Boris[Ronin]> [AIght]

[01:16:03] <Boris[Ronin]> [I always wait till the end anyway and save it in raw format anyway lel]

[01:16:12] <Strong_Metal> Hammer, 9/10 Hp (i think i still have a bruise), and he is obliviously 13.77 billion years old

[01:16:36] <Mary_ONette> [Unicorn mare, 1 knife whip, 4 knives, 1 detachable staff, 1 jar of berry juice, saddlebags, awesome collar, 9/10, Al is possibly 20]

[01:16:48] <Booze_Hound> mud, 9/10, sword 1d8, molotox x2, fire starter, shovel, necklace

[01:16:51] <Starlight> [10/10 Unicorn; Carlton the Iron Dagger, Cloak, 2 Underdeveloped Fetuses, saddlebags, firestarter, definately 94]

[01:16:54] <GreenHoof> [fukfukfuk missing this]

[01:17:01] <Booze_Hound> 21 because al is a brother of th ebooze

[01:17:10] <GreenLightGM> [Sorry Hoof, it was a purely IC mini thing]

[01:17:12] <Hardboil> [Race: Unicorn/ Sex: Male/ Equipment: Leather Jacket (+1 AC, +1 ColdR), Sword (1d8), Dagger (Cold Iron), Saddlebags x2, Rope (15m), pocket sand/ Al Age: 21]

[01:17:37] <Liven> [Zebra. Gear is d8 sword, d6 knife. Cloak. Two waterskins full of water. Quartz necklace. Fully-loaded first ait kit. Saddle bags. Bull skull (currently worn). Best coltfriend.]

[01:17:48] <Liven> [Al Age... 23]

[01:18:12] Al_Dente Earth Stallion. 10/10 Would Bang.  Bono's Big Bone D8, Leather Armor 1ac, Saddlebag, Jar of Pruno, Firestart, Small Sharp Bone, Rag  .Im a big boy  21

[01:18:28] <GreenLightGM> Aight

[01:18:33] <Al_Dente> [[ fuck im forgetting my badge :> ]]

[01:18:38] <Al_Dente> [[ my shiny metal badge ]]

[01:18:43] Mary_ONette is bouncing in place like a pony boxer.

[01:19:02] <Hardboil> [HP: 10/10]

[01:19:17] Liven looks through the eye holes of the bull skull, hisding his qt3.14 hair.

[01:19:23] <GreenLightGM> "Alrighty!  Shall we go to it?"

[01:19:24] <Liven> [HP 10/10]

[01:19:45] <Mary_ONette> "I'm ready."

[01:19:58] <GreenLightGM> For time purposes, I'm just gonna say we sang fun bonding songs on the way, friendship, harmony and all dat shit.  Good?  Good.

[01:20:12] <GreenLightGM> You arrive at the hole in the wall

[01:20:18] <Liven> “What’s this?”

[01:20:19] <GreenLightGM> *Ground

[01:20:22] Strong_Metal shuffles down the hole "Im off"

[01:20:26] Mary_ONette is the only mare

[01:20:32] <GreenLightGM> It's sizeable, and- well, alright.

[01:20:34] <Hardboil> "What... it's a hole."

[01:20:36] Al_Dente pratically fizzles with excitement as he trots along with the gaggle of friends he has acquired over his time in fourcannon. The cake from shortly before sitting nicely as he feels welcomed and appreciated, surrounded by good friends as they arrive at the hole. "Look at that glory hole!" Al cant contain his sides as he giggles like a schoolboy.

[01:20:37] <GreenLightGM> Strong enters the hole

[01:20:47] Liven looks down the holl. “Not the best idea, Strong...”

[01:20:50] <Boris[Ronin]> [He came inside?]

[01:20:53] <Boris[Ronin]> [Oh my]

[01:20:55] Hardboil casts a light spell to illuminate the path into the hole

[01:21:02] <Hardboil> "Hmm..."

[01:21:03] <Liven> [He has before, if you know what I mean]

[01:21:11] <GreenLightGM> There's a very, very steep descent.  Everyone who climbs down it roll a d20

[01:21:13] <Mary_ONette> "Hmm..."

[01:21:14] <Hardboil> [sex fiend]

[01:21:24] Strong_Metal looks up "Why don't you guys come inside?"

[01:21:29] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 to be all liek i am a goat climber

[01:21:30] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[01:21:44] <Strong_Metal> !d20

[01:21:52] <Strong_Metal> !roll d20

[01:21:52] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[01:21:55] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d20

[01:21:55] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[01:21:57] <Liven> !roll d20 for first adventure roll in weeks~

[01:21:57] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20 climb down

[01:21:57] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[01:21:57] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[01:22:00] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 for not tripoing and falling in a slapstick way

[01:22:00] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[01:22:08] <Starlight> !roll d20 #yolo

[01:22:08] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[01:22:09] <GreenLightGM> What a good start, Liven!~

[01:22:16] <Liven> That was my 11, right?

[01:22:20] <Hardboil> !roll 1d20

[01:22:21] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[01:22:22] <Booze_Hound> [woot woot drunk power activated]

[01:22:26] <GreenLightGM> Those above a 19 all climb down safely

[01:22:46] <GreenLightGM> All those below... Fall on their bellies and have the time of their lives!  WHEE!!!!!

[01:22:59] <Hardboil> "Woaaahh!"

[01:23:12] Strong_Metal slips as he descends  sliding down "Aaah!! Shit!"

[01:23:17] <Liven> !roll d6 to see who I landed on.

[01:23:17] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[01:23:19] <Mary_ONette> "MEEEEEEEP!!!"

[01:23:20] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 for fun

[01:23:20] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[01:23:28] <Liven> Green Light

[01:23:30] Booze_Hound has serious face sliding down

[01:23:31] <Starlight> "LIVIN LIKE LARRY"

[01:23:35] <GreenLightGM> "MMph"

[01:23:47] <GreenLightGM> [>tfw getting flashbacks to very first pseudo-adventure]

[01:23:57] Al_Dente manages to get about 10 feet before the earth gives way beneath his feet and so do his inhibitions as fun surrounds his being as well as his friends as they plunge head first into the wild ride.

[01:23:58] <Al_Dente> "YOLO!"

[01:24:00] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for fun

[01:24:01] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[01:24:02] <Liven> [Awwww man, me too....]

[01:24:18] <GreenLightGM> "Mem ach e u f"

[01:24:35] GreenLightGM giggles, everyone landing in the pone pile safely

[01:24:44] Liven lands face first on top of Green Light. “Ouch... now I remember why I don’t do this...”

[01:24:45] <Hardboil> "No brakes!"

[01:24:52] Hardboil lands on everyone

[01:25:00] <Hardboil> "... wild ride."

[01:25:10] Hardboil shakes himself off

[01:25:19] <Mary_ONette> "HALP! I'M IN A PILE OF BOY ASS!"

[01:25:29] <Al_Dente> "Mary please, were men."

[01:25:30] Liven gets up and dusts himself up as well. “Yes Mary, and we’re all very envious of you.”

[01:25:32] <Boris[Ronin]> [unf]

[01:25:37] <Booze_Hound> "please mary, you and most of the guys here love it"

[01:25:37] <Boris[Ronin]> [Lucky you, Mary]

[01:25:37] <Mary_ONette> "MAN ASS!"

[01:25:49] <GreenLightGM> HB's horn illuminates the area.  It's a surprisingly clean room, with an apparent and very easy means of climbing to the top of the entrance.  However, an xbox hueg door is RIGHT THERE in front of you!

[01:25:56] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to squirm out of the gay pile

[01:25:56] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[01:26:01] Booze_Hound is trapped

[01:26:03] <GreenLightGM> No brakes, Booze

[01:26:10] Liven looks up and sees the door. “So... there’s that.”

[01:26:11] <Boris[Ronin]> [You don't just "escape" the gay]

[01:26:16] Mary_ONette is enjoying the ass

[01:26:18] Strong_Metal gets up from the pile "If only."

[01:26:30] GreenLightGM squirms around

[01:26:31] <Hardboil> "Oh.... kay. How do we oen this?"

[01:26:38] <Liven> “Knock?”

[01:26:42] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to enjoy mary's ass

[01:26:42] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[01:26:44] Starlight is laying on top of Booze, making it less gay.

[01:26:49] Hardboil looks at Liven with a puzzled expression

[01:26:54] Mary_ONette wiggles out

[01:26:56] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to enjoy star's ass?

[01:26:56] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[01:27:03] <Mary_ONette> ;-;

[01:27:09] <Starlight> [Oh my~]

[01:27:13] <Liven> “What? There’s a door, so the polite thing to do is knock.”

[01:27:21] Liven is a full on diplo-mancer.

[01:27:23] Booze_Hound is using stars ass as pillow

[01:27:35] Mary_ONette sees Starlight and waves

[01:27:40] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 to realize im feeling myself

[01:27:40] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[01:27:45] Hardboil pays no heed to the ass masters behind him and goes up to the door

[01:27:49] <Mary_ONette> "Oh good I'm not the only mare here."

[01:27:50] <Hardboil> "Melon!"

[01:27:52] Strong_Metal walks up to liven "let me work my magic man."

[01:27:59] Al_Dente realizes he's touching himself and gets out of the pile's confusion.

[01:28:00] <Hardboil> "..."

[01:28:07] <Hardboil> "Damn."

[01:28:09] Starlight waves back and climbs off of Booze.

[01:28:12] <Booze_Hound> [comfy  /10 ]

[01:28:26] Booze_Hound goes up to the door

[01:28:26] Liven nods. “Have at it.”

[01:28:34] Mary_ONette goes to the door.

[01:28:35] <Hardboil> "You try it."

[01:28:49] Strong_Metal takes a few steps back before running at full force into the door slamming his shoulder into it "YEAAAA!!"

[01:29:11] Liven chuckles; he’s never seen Strong so... energetic and shit.

[01:29:12] Al_Dente gives chase after Strong and Mary.

[01:29:14] <GreenLightGM> ..Strong, roll

[01:29:22] <Strong_Metal> !roll d20

[01:29:22] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[01:29:36] <Strong_Metal> [naturally]

[01:29:36] <Mary_ONette> [He lives up to his name~]

[01:29:37] <Al_Dente> [[ based ]]

[01:29:38] <Starlight> [#REKT]

[01:29:39] <GreenLightGM> The door is big, and made of iro- Well shit.  You crash through the unharmed door

[01:29:40] <Booze_Hound> [based strong]

[01:29:48] <GreenLightGM> Funny thing, though

[01:29:53] <GreenHoof> [hue]

[01:30:02] <Al_Dente> [[ inb4 it closes behind him and locks ]]

[01:30:08] <GreenLightGM> As Strong tumbles through the door, the iron door SWINGS shut right behind him, leaving him in pitch dark.

[01:30:10] <GreenLightGM> Oh, you

[01:30:13] <Liven> “Well that’s one way to knock.” He draws his knife, the same one Strong made for him.

[01:30:36] <Mary_ONette> "please no bats...."

[01:30:38] Booze_Hound knocks on the door in the tune of shave and a haircut

[01:30:42] <Al_Dente> "Please no fire."

[01:31:04] <Hardboil> "Strong! Can you hear me?"

[01:31:06] <Booze_Hound> "fire?"

[01:31:08] <GreenLightGM> You're knock knock jingles are ineffective

[01:31:13] <GreenLightGM> Strong cannot hear you.

[01:31:14] <Booze_Hound> "mol.otovs away!"

[01:31:14] Strong_Metal flexes his muscles ass the door slams back shut "Ha look at tha.. Whaid who turned out the lights?"

[01:31:26] <Al_Dente> "Guys move, let me try and kick this damn door open!"

[01:31:27] <Liven> “Hmmmm.... is the door locked?”

[01:31:33] <Boris[Ronin]> [And that was the day Booze was convicted for genocide]

[01:31:41] <Hardboil> "Well, Strong got it open."

[01:31:47] <Hardboil> "Briefly."

[01:31:48] Starlight walks over to the door. "Pls open door."

[01:31:50] <GreenLightGM> Strong rolled a nat 20.

[01:31:54] <Hardboil> "Open Sesame!"

[01:32:03] Strong_Metal stands still in the darkness "Uhhh guys?"

[01:32:05] <Booze_Hound> [>genocide]

[01:32:07] <Liven> !roll d20+10000000 for diplomancy.

[01:32:07] <GameServ> (6) + 10000000 == 10000006

[01:32:10] <Booze_Hound> [boris please]

[01:32:12] <GreenLightGM> Hmm... Hardboil, you're a detective.

[01:32:16] <Mary_ONette> "Door open. pwease?"

[01:32:20] <GreenLightGM> Liven, there's a rule to my wild rides

[01:32:27] <Liven> It was a joke

[01:32:28] <Al_Dente> "Mary please what are you a fluffy?"

[01:32:29] <GreenLightGM> Shitrolling results in 1 HP loss

[01:32:31] Starlight offers the door snuggles.

[01:32:31] <Hardboil> !roll 1d20+3 search

[01:32:32] <GameServ> (14) + 3 == 17

[01:32:34] <Boris[Ronin]> [#REKT]

[01:32:39] <GreenLightGM> You have been warned.

[01:32:46] <Liven> My bad, was unaware. Won’t happen again

[01:32:52] <GreenLightGM> Sherlock finds a mysterious lever next to the door!

[01:32:55] <GreenLightGM> No worries

[01:33:07] Booze_Hound tries to open door

[01:33:07] <Hardboil> "Oooh."

[01:33:11] Hardboil pulls lever

[01:33:31] Mary_ONette shakes her ass at Al "Now, now, I'm being cuddly."

[01:33:33] <GreenLightGM> The lever is actually on the opposite end of the room, derp.

[01:33:46] <GreenLightGM> Hardboil pulls the lever, and the door opens!

[01:33:47] <Boris[Ronin]> [lel]

[01:33:56] <Hardboil> "Hey, that did it!"

[01:34:04] Hardboil shines the light in through the door

[01:34:06] <GreenLightGM> "Nice, Sherlock!"

[01:34:15] <Liven> “Good goin, hun.”

[01:34:19] <GreenLightGM> You can only see Strong, nothing else.  You're too far away.

[01:34:31] <GreenLightGM> "Here, Sherlock, you get closer, I'll hold the lever down."

[01:34:31] Al_Dente cant help but smile at Mary and rolls his eyes, going in thru the now open door. "Cuddles please."

[01:34:45] <Al_Dente> [[ >cuddles as in a name not the verb ]]

[01:34:49] Booze_Hound walks in

[01:34:52] Starlight walks through the door.

[01:34:53] Strong_Metal walks back toward the group "Nice that you could join me."

[01:35:20] Mary_ONette walks in the door

[01:35:25] Hardboil lets Light hold the lever and walks into the room with his horn shining

[01:35:32] <Liven> “Yeah we thought so too,” he says as he walks with Hard.

[01:35:45] <Al_Dente> "Late to the party, but always on time.

[01:35:47] <Al_Dente> "*

[01:35:58] GreenLightGM beams, taking his hoof off the lever to enter the door

[01:36:02] <GreenLightGM> The door shuts!

[01:36:09] <GreenLightGM> "...Well, shit."

[01:36:17] <Mary_ONette> "Uh oh."

[01:36:19] <Strong_Metal> "Umm how are we going to get out?"

[01:36:30] <Hardboil> "Uhhh..."

[01:36:32] GreenLightGM pulls the lever, opening the door

[01:36:37] Hardboil examines the room they're in

[01:36:49] GreenLightGM calls out "Um... I'll just stay here, I guess... You all go ahead!"

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[01:37:05] <Strong_Metal> [This smells fishy]

[01:37:09] <Mary_ONette> "Um okay."

[01:37:17] <Liven> “You sure you’re going to be okay alone?”

[01:37:19] <Al_Dente> "Anyone got a torch?"

[01:37:22] <Mary_ONette> "You becareful Light."

[01:37:35] <GreenLightGM> "Pssh, I'll be fine!  YOU guys be careful!"

[01:37:49] <GreenLightGM> The lever is really, really big.

[01:37:57] <Hardboil> "GreenLight, we shouldn't split the party..."

[01:38:00] Starlight lights up her horn. "Well, onwards, I guess."

[01:38:01] Strong_Metal looks back and gives a smile and a nod "We will."

[01:38:15] <Hardboil> "Are you sure, Light?"

[01:38:26] GreenLightGM hops up, straddling the lever, propping himself back with his wings "Sure!  It's really comfy!~"

[01:38:57] <Al_Dente> "Dont be so sure GreenLight, it is still a peice of wood."

[01:39:03] Al_Dente cant keep a straight face and chuckles.

[01:39:25] GreenLightGM bounces on the -metal- totally-not-phallic he SWEARS rod- I MEAN LEVER

[01:39:29] <GreenLightGM> "It's good!~"

[01:39:35] <GreenLightGM> "Now, you guys go on!"

[01:39:40] Strong_Metal whispers quietly to himself 'inb4 we come back to him masturbating'

[01:39:47] Hardboil is sleuthing, not seeing what Light is doing

[01:39:53] Mary_ONette follows the group

[01:40:00] Liven nods. “Alright gang, let’s get moving. The sooner we find the treasure the sooner we can leave.”

[01:40:05] <Hardboil> "Aye"

[01:40:10] <Starlight> "Like, zoinks."

[01:40:21] <GreenLightGM> HB, roll

[01:41:44] <Hardboil> !roll 1d20

[01:41:44] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[01:41:48] <Hardboil> [fug]

[01:42:10] <GreenLightGM> HB jumps into Liven's hooves, emitting his choice of Scooby-Doo references

[01:42:15] <GreenLightGM> Liven, roll for balance

[01:42:22] <Liven> !roll d20

[01:42:22] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[01:42:32] <GreenLightGM> You stay solid!

[01:42:43] <Strong_Metal> "jinkies liven."

[01:42:48] <GreenLightGM> Anyone else care to take a look?

[01:42:52] <Mary_ONette> "Dude"

[01:43:06] <Hardboil> "Ruh Roh!"

[01:43:13] Booze_Hound looks around

[01:43:22] <Liven> “Like, zoinks Hard!”

[01:43:23] <GreenLightGM> Booze, roll

[01:43:25] Starlight sniffs around. "We'll find him, Scoob."

[01:43:28] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20

[01:43:28] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[01:43:35] <GreenLightGM> Based Bartender

[01:43:35] <Quick_pingifneeded> [wow is this adventure still going on or is this a new one?

[01:43:44] <GreenLightGM> [New one!]

[01:44:09] Mary_ONette decides to look around

[01:45:43] <Booze_Hound> [i find anything?]

[01:46:03] Strong_Metal looks at the material of the walls

[01:46:10] <GreenLightGM> What you see is a very, very crude stage mock-up.  The wall on the opposite side of the room is painted red and in a pattern, as if it were modeled after a stage curtain.  There's a three-foot platform on the opposite side of the room, taking up the entire back third of the area.  

[01:46:14] <GreenLightGM> That's what you see.

[01:46:16] <GreenLightGM> Mary, roll

[01:46:44] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20

[01:46:44] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[01:46:46] <Al_Dente> [[ guys ]]

[01:46:48] <Al_Dente> [[ im lost ]]

[01:47:00] <Al_Dente> [[ gif 1 sec to collect thoughts :> ]]

[01:47:01] <Booze_Hound> [did i fond anything?]

[01:47:26] <GreenLightGM> [Booze, what I described and gave hints at were what you saw.

[01:47:52] Booze_Hound walks onto the stage

[01:48:18] Hardboil quirks a brow

[01:48:18] <GreenLightGM> Mary notices that an expertly carved stone bench is sitting 10 feet away from the platform.  It's big enough to fit two ponies, if they snuggle.

[01:48:38] <Mary_ONette> "ooooo"

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[01:48:51] Al_Dente curiously glances amounst the other ponies, "What do you guys see? Anything interstring?"

[01:48:54] Liven walks over to the stage and runs his hoof along it. “Also, poor Yorik, I knew him Horatio...”

[01:49:12] Mary_ONette goes to the stone

[01:49:27] <Mary_ONette> "I need someone to snuggle,"

[01:49:29] Starlight follows the group onto the stage.

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[01:49:58] Strong_Metal walks onto stage with booze hound and liven

[01:50:04] <Strong_Metal> "What's that, my lord?"

[01:50:25] Al_Dente smirks as he follows the others onto the stage, taking a moment to do jazz hands before regrouping with them. "What is this place?"

[01:50:29] Hardboil walks onto the stage, miming a gravedigger

[01:50:43] Liven rolls his eyes. “Do I have to do the whole scene?”

[01:50:49] <GreenLightGM> Yes, yes, we all read Hamlet

[01:50:50] Mary_ONette is sitting on the stone bench.

[01:51:05] <Strong_Metal> "No but it would be fun."

[01:51:18] <Hardboil> "This is silly... heh"

[01:51:27] <Al_Dente> "A fellow of infinite jest!?"

[01:51:34] <GreenLightGM> Fun fact:  I wrote my junior year final arguing that Gertrude was responsible for the deaths of each and every character.

[01:51:39] <Liven> But did you PREFORM in Hamlet?

[01:51:42] <GreenLightGM> Mary notice the bench start to sing

[01:51:45] Starlight sits next to Mary on the bench. "So... you come here often?"

[01:51:45] <Liven> *PERFORM

[01:52:18] Liven clears his throat and removes the skull from his head. He hold it out and looks at it.

[01:52:21] <Mary_ONette> "No so much. You?"

[01:52:28] Mary_ONette giggles

[01:52:29] GreenLightGM played Marius in Les Mes, Hamlet wasn't an option to perform in high school.  Anyways.

[01:52:38] <GreenLightGM> Wait, shit

[01:52:44] <Liven> “Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow

[01:52:45] <Liven> of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath

[01:52:45] <Liven> borne me on his back a thousand times, and now, how

[01:52:45] <Liven> abhorred in my imagination it is!”

[01:52:50] <GreenLightGM> Mary starts to notice the bench starto sink

[01:53:11] Booze_Hound is acting the hell out of being a tree

[01:53:22] Al_Dente watches with eager curiousity as he watches the actors take the stage.

[01:53:38] <Starlight> "Only on days that end with a Y."

[01:54:33] Hardboil clip claps his hooves together at the performance

[01:55:30] Al_Dente joins Hardboil in clapping, "Bravo! But your no Mel Gibson." Al unable to contain himself as he laughs and trots towards Liven, nudging his shoulder.

[01:55:33] Liven returns the skull to his head. “I also do Iago from  Othello if you want to hear it some time.”

[01:55:40] Mary_ONette tries to contain her sides, catching on.

[01:56:24] Booze_Hound starts to photosynthesize

[01:57:00] Starlight cheers for Booze.

[01:57:45] Strong_Metal claps for booze truly a remarkable performance

[01:58:00] <Al_Dente> "I smell an oscar for this Booze."

[01:58:29] Booze_Hound is more tree than Harold

[01:58:39] <Boris[Ronin]> [Fallout pls go]

[01:59:42] <Starlight> "A truly riveting role, one that wants to make you come back again and again."

[01:59:43] <GreenLightGM> Hot Damn, Booze gets 1 HP for photosynthesizing.  Truly the epitome of acting.

[01:59:43] Booze_Hound takes a bow "thank you, thank you all"

[02:00:23] Liven chuckles and bows to Booze. “Truly you have showm me how to be a true thesbian.”

[02:00:38] <Booze_Hound> [you mad because communists caused the end of the world]

[02:00:39] Al_Dente whispers to Starlight who is next to him, "Im in a tag team duo with that guy."

[02:00:41] <Booze_Hound> [again]

[02:00:45] <Booze_Hound> [and again]

[02:01:04] Mary_ONette is silent

[02:01:16] <Booze_Hound> "sadly I am a simple bartender and can not into acting for a cutie mark"

[02:01:34] Starlight is actually sitting with Mary but okay. "Ha, gay~"

[02:01:45] <GreenLightGM> ...Starlight is sitting with mary?

[02:01:49] <GreenLightGM> OKAY THEN!~

[02:02:09] <Starlight> [I DIN DU IT]

[02:02:17] <Mary_ONette> [Wa we du?]

[02:02:24] <GreenLightGM> As the two sit down, everyone notices the red wall open up to the left and right, as if it were the curtains opening for a play.

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[02:03:08] <Al_Dente> "Woah."

[02:03:12] Liven jumps back and draws his sword at the revelation.

[02:03:16] Strong_Metal walks toward it "Cool"

[02:03:31] Al_Dente stares at the wall open in disbeleif, his hoof hovering over his eyes as they adjust.

[02:03:38] Starlight stares at the scene. "Cooooool~"

[02:03:40] Hardboil looks at the wall in shock

[02:03:43] Booze_Hound as urkel "did i do that?"

[02:04:06] Mary_ONette looks on "Oh my."

[02:05:30] <GreenLightGM> I'm sure you all get where this is going.

[02:06:07] <Liven> Nope, not at all

[02:06:14] <Starlight> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrZFxhrPUI?]

[02:06:15] <Hardboil> Nope

[02:06:30] Al_Dente smirks and trots slightly towards the now open wall, taking a bow and chuckling.

[02:06:38] <GreenLightGM> [>Doctor Sex Funk]

[02:06:46] <Boris[Ronin]> [HA]

[02:07:42] <GreenLightGM> Anyways, the scene ahead of you is fascinating.  A large, violent underground river coarses in between two chunks of land, the first on the other side of the just-opened wall, and the other... not visible yet lawl

[02:08:02] <Strong_Metal> [Where have I heard this before?]

[02:08:39] <Liven> “The heck... never sen this play before.”

[02:08:49] <Mary_ONette> ""

[02:09:11] <Mary_ONette> "Maybe it's an equestrian play."

[02:10:11] Strong_Metal looks at the start and stop of the river.

[02:10:11] <Hardboil> "Me neither..."

[02:10:25] Al_Dente cant help but let curiousity get the better of him as he trots past the wall opening, trying to see what is deeper inside.

[02:11:08] Booze_Hound follows al

[02:11:35] <Starlight> "...Yeah, I'll be here if you need anything."

[02:11:39] <GreenLightGM> Al sees in front of him the coarsing, powerful river.  Death is certain for anyone wishing to swim across, though on the other end of the river there lies a simple wooden door

[02:11:52] Strong_Metal follows al in closer continuing his observation

[02:12:01] <GreenLightGM> *Decision time:  Who's going to stay on the stone bench?*

[02:12:30] <Liven> Not it.

[02:12:35] <Al_Dente> Not it

[02:13:08] <Hardboil> not it

[02:13:12] <Strong_Metal> Not it.

[02:13:16] <Booze_Hound> "nope"

[02:13:32] <Mary_ONette> "ME!"

[02:13:32] <GreenLightGM> Instead of you fagets selfishly saying not it, why don't you sort it out IC?

[02:14:03] Starlight is undecisive

[02:14:21] Al_Dente jaw drops as he stares at the raging torrent of a river, squinting and trying ot see for any breaks of crossing over it, "Jesus christ, that river is beastly. We cant swim that..."

[02:14:27] Liven looks back. “Looks like one of us is going to have to stay here... not it.”

[02:14:38] <Strong_Metal> "Not it."

[02:14:45] <Booze_Hound> "once again not it"

[02:15:09] <Al_Dente> "Not it? Not it."

[02:15:10] <Hardboil> "...oh whatever."

[02:15:14] Hardboil sits on the bench

[02:15:16] Al_Dente touches his hoof to his nose.

[02:15:23] Mary_ONette stays on the bench

[02:15:24] <Liven> “Come on Hardboil, it’s date night...”

[02:15:30] <GreenLightGM> Hardboil takes the seat, Mary takes the seat!

[02:15:37] <GreenLightGM> The walls open agian

[02:15:40] <GreenLightGM> *Again, even

[02:15:42] Starlight is trapped between Mary and Hardboil, she wiggles out the back.

[02:15:52] Strong_Metal looks at hard and liven

[02:15:54] <GreenLightGM> Star gets up, the bench stays low

[02:15:58] <Hardboil> "So.... we have to stay here?"

[02:16:04] <Mary_ONette> "Yep."

[02:16:16] <Hardboil> "huh."

[02:16:16] <Strong_Metal> "Hard I will take your place."

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[02:16:30] Liven shakes his head. “If Hard’s staying here then I’ll stay with him.”

[02:16:31] <Hardboil> "You don't need to, Strong."

[02:16:40] <Hardboil> "Liven..."

[02:16:54] Starlight walks over to the river. "So who here can fly?"

[02:16:55] Hardboil shakes his head, smiling "Okay, Strong. If you want to."

[02:17:00] <Mary_ONette> "You want me to get up?"

[02:17:08] <GreenLightGM> See, here's the thing, in case you didn't pay attention to detail.

[02:17:13] Booze_Hound searches around

[02:17:16] Al_Dente shakes his head and motions at the river, "Flying and flaling into that is death."

[02:17:24] Strong_Metal sits were hard is sitting.

[02:17:26] <GreenLightGM> That bench needs the weight of TWO ponies, snuggling closely to fit, to open the walls

[02:17:52] Mary_ONette doesn't mind snuggling

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[02:18:24] Liven walks over. “Strong, are you sure? I don’t mis sitting and snuggling with Hard for a while.”

[02:18:25] <Starlight> "Alright, who here can build a catapult out of a paper clip, some rope, and some rocks?"

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[02:18:35] <Al_Dente> "1980s please."

[02:18:39] Hardboil gets up from the bench, walking up next to Liven

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[02:18:45] Strong_Metal glances at marry thinking in his head 'Eww straight' before looking to liven "its cool man"

[02:19:04] <GreenLight|GM> As HB gets up, the bench rises, and the walls close with a SLAM

[02:19:32] Mary_ONette hmphs and stands up "You fellas figure it out."

[02:19:35] <Hardboil> [Strong sat down on it]

[02:19:43] Strong_Metal quickly sits were hard sat

[02:20:12] Starlight jumps onto Al's back as the noise startles her.

[02:20:24] <GreenLight|GM> As Strong sits down, the wall springs open

[02:20:35] Booze_Hound is still searching

[02:20:35] Al_Dente scratches his chin and watches the other ponies play music chairs, nearly stumbling over as Star hops onto his back and clings. "Woah! Whats wrong?"

[02:20:44] <Liven> “Alright, Strong, thanks... well I’ll be sure to snag you something cool, okay?”

[02:21:12] Mary_ONette sits back down

[02:21:34] <GreenLight|GM> Is everyone on the opposite side of the wall?

[02:21:34] Strong_Metal smiles at liven "ok man see ya"

[02:21:47] <Booze_Hound> [i was, yes]

[02:21:51] <Starlight> "The... the wall was loud..."

[02:21:54] Liven goes to the opposite side of the wall and brings Hardboil with him.

[02:22:00] <GreenLight|GM> Okay, Booze and Al, roll for perception

[02:22:08] Hardboil nods to Strong as he walks with Liven

[02:22:10] Strong_Metal looks at mary awkwardly "sooo uhh what do you do?"

[02:22:24] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20

[02:22:25] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[02:22:26] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for perceving

[02:22:26] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[02:22:30] <Al_Dente> [[ fuck ]]

[02:22:37] <Boris[Ronin]> [You a blind nigga]

[02:22:41] <Mary_ONette> "Make traps, puppets, manage the Inn."

[02:22:42] <Booze_Hound> [woot woot, earth pony stronk]

[02:23:22] <GreenLight|GM> In this moment Al is too euphoric and happy that it's his birthday to notice anything

[02:23:31] <GreenLight|GM> Booze notices a rushing river.  It's huuuuge!

[02:23:36] <GreenLight|GM>  /sarcasm

[02:23:42] <GreenLight|GM> HB and Liven, roll

[02:23:49] <Strong_Metal> "Cool cool What kinda puppets do you make?"

[02:23:49] <Hardboil> !roll 1d20

[02:23:49] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[02:23:56] <Liven> !roll d20

[02:23:56] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[02:23:59] <Booze_Hound> "whoa!"

[02:24:03] <Al_Dente> [[ Green please, im blinded by your amazingness :> ]]

[02:24:05] <Booze_Hound> "when did that get there?"

[02:24:23] <Booze_Hound> "seriously, what one of you put that there"

[02:24:27] <Mary_ONette> "Human based ones, You might of seen Omega around on the bar counter,"

[02:25:45] Starlight slides off of Al's back and walks over to the edge, looking over. "Hey Booze, did you see the river?"

[02:26:05] <Booze_Hound> "I know right, did you put that there?"

[02:26:11] Al_Dente trots along Star and peers over as well, kicking some dust off the ledge and watching it blow in the wind.

[02:26:16] <GreenLight|GM> HB sees Liven's golden eyes :3

[02:26:42] <GreenLight|GM> Liven sees to oddly shaped tiles on opposite ends of the platform they're standing on!

[02:26:55] Starlight shakes her head. "Nope, my alteration skill isn't that high."

[02:27:49] Liven points them out to the others. “Hey guys, look at those.”

[02:27:56] Hardboil gazes into Liven's eyes

[02:27:56] Booze_Hound looks

[02:27:58] <Al_Dente> "Where!?"

[02:27:59] <Hardboil> "huh?"

[02:28:11] <Hardboil> "What are those tiles?"

[02:28:12] Starlight looks with her unicorn eyes.

[02:28:25] <Liven> “Ten bits says we’re going to have to stand on those as well.

[02:28:40] <Booze_Hound> "well, ya"

[02:28:45] <Hardboil> "20 bits"

[02:29:01] <Al_Dente> "Pfffttttt, 20 bits. Hardboil please."

[02:29:11] Starlight walks over to the tiles. "Is this some sort of puzzle or what?"

[02:29:24] <Hardboil> "Maybe."

[02:29:37] Starlight steps onto one.

[02:29:47] <Booze_Hound> [blow dart]

[02:30:10] <Starlight> [Indiana Jones give me strength]

[02:30:11] <GreenLight|GM> The tile lowers!

[02:30:40] Liven walks over and stand on the second one before holding out his hoof.

[02:30:54] <GreenLight|GM> And with it, a wooden bridge protrudes out of the platform on the opposite side of the room, halfway across the river!

[02:30:58] Starlight has her eyes shut, fully expecting to get shot in the ass or something.

[02:31:03] Liven smirks. “Pay up.”

[02:31:37] <GreenLight|GM> Liven stepping on the other allows the bridge to fully extend safely to the platform everyone is on!

[02:32:16] Booze_Hound walks across

[02:32:38] Liven sighs. “So, I guess I’m going to have to stay here, huh?”

[02:32:54] Al_Dente slowly makes his way out onto the bridge, peering over the edge and shrugging it off. "Crazy shit isnt it, fraid someone has to Liven."

[02:33:00] <Hardboil> "I'll keep on the other tile so you won't be alone, Liven"

[02:33:12] Starlight shrugs. "Let's find out." She steps off of the tile once everyone's off the bridge.

[02:33:16] Hardboil puts a hoof on the one Star is keeping down

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[02:34:15] <Booze_Hound> [>not letting me drop into the river]

[02:34:22] <Booze_Hound> [awwwww you do care]

[02:34:57] <Starlight> [I-it's not like I don't want you to die or anything... baka...]

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[02:35:54] <Booze_Hound> [please when i die my stuff goes FFA]

[02:36:15] <Al_Dente> [ [Booze pls ]]

[02:36:29] <Booze_Hound> [i'm surprised more people aren't plotting against me]

[02:36:32] <Strong_Metal> [what the...]

[02:36:33] <GreenLight|GM> Liven and HB are on the tiles, do Strong, Booze, Al and Star cross the bridge?

[02:36:38] <Al_Dente> yes

[02:36:38] <GreenLight|GM> Scratch that

[02:36:44] Mary_ONette keeps an eye on the what ever is going on

[02:36:44] <GreenLight|GM> Do Booze, Al and Star?

[02:37:16] Starlight crosses the bridge.

[02:37:29] Booze_Hound has already vrossed

[02:37:33] Liven calls out, “Bring me back something cool if you can!”

[02:37:43] <Hardboil> "Me too!"

[02:38:04] Hardboil sighs "So... hows the date so far?" he smirks

[02:38:09] <Strong_Metal> [I know were this is heading the final door is going to require 2 people and you will only have one]

[02:38:23] <Booze_Hound> "There we were, the three of us, The thief, the king and I."

[02:38:34] <Al_Dente> "Which on am I?"

[02:38:38] Starlight calls being the king.

[02:38:43] <GreenLight|GM> You three reach a small, wooden door. What do?

[02:38:54] <Booze_Hound> "doesn't matter, there isn't a good end if you've heard the song"

[02:39:00] <Starlight> "Al, initiate battering ram mode."

[02:39:09] <Al_Dente> "I got this!"

[02:39:16] Al_Dente readies himself to bash the door.

[02:39:23] <GreenLight|GM> Ya'll gon get crucified according to Booze

[02:39:38] Al_Dente gentle tries to open the door.

[02:39:41] Liven smiles a bit as he removes his bull skull. “The date itself? Sucky. My first time out in months and I have to spend it on a tile. Still... being here with you makes it all worth it.”

[02:39:43] <GreenLight|GM> Al, roll

[02:39:52] <Al_Dente> !roll d20

[02:39:52] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[02:39:55] <Booze_Hound> [nah mang, it's just a bad ending but not like that]

[02:40:04] <GreenLight|GM> Al successfully opens the door gently

[02:41:12] <Booze_Hound> [the thief becomes a priest, the king is a tramp and you never change. even in the end the thief [now priest] is still jealous of the tramp]

[02:41:16] Hardboil chuckles "I agree."

[02:41:19] Booze_Hound walks through

[02:41:42] Starlight follows, sticking close to Booze and Al.

[02:41:55] <Booze_Hound> [you would star]

[02:42:10] <Starlight> [no u]

[02:42:14] <Al_Dente> "How far do you think this rabit hole goes?"

[02:42:25] GreenLight|GM thought you were referencing Jesus on the cross with the thieves, lel.  #Tired

[02:42:36] <Booze_Hound> "we must take the purple pill"

[02:42:50] Liven sighs. “Is it selfish of me to wish it was Booze and Star here so you, me and Al could have gone on?”

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[02:43:25] <Booze_Hound> srry, that was strange

[02:43:35] <Hardboil> "Not really, no."

[02:43:36] <Booze_Hound> [but jesus will steal your soul]

[02:43:51] <GreenLight|GM> The room is cramped, in it a simple table, nothing else.  On the table lies three miniature plastic horses in a particular pattern

[02:44:05] Booze_Hound inspects horses

[02:44:31] Al_Dente goes along with Booze and stares at the table, picking up one plastic horse and inspecting it.

[02:44:40] Starlight picks up a horse and looks at it.

[02:44:41] <Liven> “Well, I just hope the next time I can have more value than a paper-weight...”

[02:45:14] <GreenLight|GM> One is looking downtrodden, sad... and... crouching... The other two, however, are jovial, happy

[02:46:17] <Booze_Hound> [>tfw we needed one more person to complete it]

[02:46:27] <GreenLight|GM> [Do you?]

[02:46:51] <Booze_Hound> [idk]

[02:47:01] <Booze_Hound> "star be happy"

[02:47:08] <Booze_Hound> "you too al"

[02:47:17] <GreenLight|GM> I'll give ya'll a hint.  Booze, since you wanna be the sad pone, roll

[02:47:25] <Booze_Hound> "i'll be sad"

[02:47:31] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 for *ahoo hoo hoo*

[02:47:32] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[02:47:32] Starlight is hapi. "Okay~"

[02:47:45] <GreenLight|GM> Well then.

[02:47:55] <GreenLight|GM> That nat 20 means you get a FREE PASS~

[02:48:00] Booze_Hound is max sad

[02:48:04] <GreenLight|GM> As in I'll PM you

[02:48:13] <Al_Dente> [[ oh you ]]

[02:48:16] <Starlight> [*Booze contemplates killing himself with the horsr]

[02:48:25] Liven gets off the tile and walks around a bit.

[02:48:35] Booze_Hound crouches as the figure is doing

[02:49:13] Hardboil picks his hoof off his tile

[02:49:17] Al_Dente takes a couple of the horses and places them in his saddlebag, picking up the last three and scattering them on the table like dice.

[02:49:23] Booze_Hound crawls under table

[02:49:28] <GreenLight|GM> The bridge retreats

[02:49:48] <GreenLight|GM> Booze, roll

[02:49:53] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20

[02:49:53] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[02:50:00] <Starlight> [Hax]

[02:50:00] <Booze_Hound> [i'm a god remember?]

[02:50:01] <Al_Dente> [[ based ]]

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[02:50:14] <GreenLight|GM> Well fuck me silly and call me Braeburn

[02:50:15] <Hardboil> [BASED]

[02:50:15] <Booze_Hound> [someone tell recard about this]

[02:50:18] <Boris[Ronin]> [He is not of this mortal plane]

[02:50:27] <Starlight> [Already on it m8]

[02:50:35] <Booze_Hound> [when you see him, he gets mad that i get the good rolls]

[02:50:42] <GreenLight|GM> As if drawn by an unforeseen force, you feel the uncontrollable urge to sneeze

[02:51:02] Booze_Hound sneezes "GAAHOOCPLABHS"

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[02:52:00] <Booze_Hound> [i sneezed not sure if you saw]

[02:52:28] <GreenLight|Gm> Daily reminder to the complainers, this is designed for Al's birthday.  You're welcome to continue your date night, it's not like he's right next to you or anything.

[02:52:51] <GreenLight|Gm> As Booze looks up in mid-sneeze, he says a huge-ass button!

[02:52:57] <Booze_Hound> [just please erp it if it get to that point]

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[02:53:11] Booze_Hound presses button

[02:53:24] <Al_Dente> "Is that the easy button?"

[02:53:25] <GreenLight|GM> But I am a dick when I GM, Livne.

[02:53:56] <GreenLight|GM> As Booze presses the button, a narrow hole forms in the opposite wall!

[02:54:13] Mary_ONette keeps an eye on the what ever is going on

[02:54:23] <Booze_Hound> [/me needs to keep button pressed?]

[02:54:32] <GreenLight|GM> I can assure you everyone will be leaving with something, though

[02:54:53] <Booze_Hound> [necklace for all except recard]

[02:54:54] <GreenLight|GM> [Try it and see!]

[02:54:56] <GreenLight|GM> [Hue]

[02:55:03] Starlight walks over to the hole, she stares into it.

[02:55:20] <Booze_Hound> "back away for a second"

[02:55:25] Al_Dente crowds behind Starlight and also peers inside the hole, its darkness making it hard to see inside.

[02:55:31] <GreenLight|GM> Star's a unicorn, right?  Goodie, you need light.

[02:55:37] Starlight backs away, running into Al.

[02:55:41] Booze_Hound lets go

[02:55:52] <GreenLight|GM> Star illuminates the- oh.  The walls close in

[02:56:02] Booze_Hound presses the button

[02:56:11] <GreenLight|GM> The hole appears!

[02:56:22] Boris[Ronin] [[email protected]] is now known as Boris[MaximumDed]

[02:56:41] <Boris[MaximumDed]> [I CAN'T LOG, MUST GO BED]

[02:56:45] <Booze_Hound> [lewd  ]

[02:56:55] <Al_Dente> [[ pastebin so far ]]

[02:56:57] <Booze_Hound> "go on with out me"

[02:56:58] <Al_Dente> [[ ill pick upp ]]

[02:57:01] <Boris[MaximumDed]> [Aight]

 [23:57] <Al_Dente> [[ pastebin so far ]]

[23:57] <Booze_Hound> "go on with out me"

[23:57] <Al_Dente> [[ ill pick upp ]]

[23:57] <Boris[MaximumDed]> [Aight]

[23:58] * Starlight lights up her horn and leads the way into the hole.

[23:58] <GreenLight|GM> The hole leads to a small, short and simple pathway.  Do you walk down it?

[23:58] <Booze_Hound> [no]

[23:58] <Al_Dente> yes

[23:58] * Starlight walks down the pathway.

[23:58] <Booze_Hound> [turns back]

[23:58] <Booze_Hound> [waste of time]

[23:58] <Liven> “So... what do while we wait?”

[23:59] <Al_Dente>  [[ >lewd ]]

[23:59] <Starlight> [doctorsex.mp3]

[23:59] <Booze_Hound> [.mp3]

[23:59] <Booze_Hound> [ewwww my ears]

[23:59] <Boris[MaximumDed]> http://pastebin.com/u/Texin

[23:59] <Boris[MaximumDed]> [>This is literally the only listed/public paste]

[23:59] <Al_Dente> [[ thx ]]

[23:59] <Able_Tome> [hmm...]

[00:00] <Boris[MaximumDed]> [/me needs to share some of the -other- logs sometime]

[00:00] <Able_Tome> [wut is dis? :3]

[00:00] <GreenLight|GM> Alrighty.  At the end of the pathway is a small 4X4 room, Star's illumination showing a magnificently carved door, and one last lever

[00:00] <Booze_Hound> [the ones filled with butt sex and man seed?]

[00:00] <Boris[MaximumDed]> [Booze pls, that's only like 80%]

[00:01] <Booze_Hound> [>only 80%]

[00:01] * Starlight walks over and pulls the lever. "Well, this is probably where I get off."

[00:01] <Booze_Hound> [please]

[00:01] <Booze_Hound> [star, you're so dirty]

[00:01] <Starlight> [booze pls]

[00:01] <Starlight> [ur dirty]

[00:01] <GreenLight|GM> And so you shall.  Pulling the lever, the door opens... To a closet-like space.  On the floor of it is a piece of paper.

[00:02] <Booze_Hound> [you're the one getting off]

[00:02] * Boris[MaximumDed] ([email protected]) Quit ( Quit: He's ded, Jim. )

[00:02] <Booze_Hound> [ur a faggit!]

[00:02] <Hardboil> [ur a faget]

[00:02] <Booze_Hound> [no u]

[00:03] <Booze_Hound> [srry, i'll stop]

[00:04] * Al_Dente peers around the two at the lever, curiously pondering the possiblities of it.

[00:04] * GreenLight|GM ([email protected]) Quit ( *.net *.split )

[00:04] * Booze_Hound ([email protected]) Quit ( *.net *.split )

[00:04] * Hardboil ([email protected]) Quit ( *.net *.split )

[00:04] * Starlight ([email protected]) Quit ( *.net *.split )

[00:04] <Al_Dente> [[ wat :< ]]

[00:05] <Strong_Metal> [confirmed they are all the same person]

[00:05] <Al_Dente> [[ lolk Strong pls ]]

[00:05] <Mary_ONette> [ohmy]

[00:06] <Al_Dente> [[ >maintence ]]

[00:06] <Al_Dente> [[ welp it was fun while we mobbed hard, il lwait for abit. Keep up the faith and watch their date:> ]]

[00:06] <Al_Dente> [[ Oh wait... ]]

 

 

 

 

[07:52] <GreenLight> Quick question, can you read Equestrian?

[07:52] ->> GreenLight is [email protected] (http://www.esper.net/)

[07:52] ->> GreenLight is on: #Fourcannon

[07:52] ->> GreenLight using webchat.esper.net (http://webchat.esper.net/ (Dallas, TX, USA))

[07:52] ->> GreenLight :End of /WHOIS list.

[07:56] <Al_Dente> No

[07:56] <Al_Dente> I cant :<

[07:56] <Al_Dente> I never got literate

[07:56] <GreenLight> Damn, bro

[07:56] <GreenLight> Welp, one side of the paper has beautiful Equestrian letter written elegantly on it

[07:57] <Al_Dente> I think...

[07:57] <GreenLight> The other side has a huge-ass UP ARROW sketched on it

[07:57] <Al_Dente> Well weather's taking classes

[07:57] <Al_Dente> We could try and find someone somewhat literate

[07:57] <Al_Dente> Thanks for last night :> I really appreciated it

[07:57] <Al_Dente> Muh fun

[07:57] <GreenLight> Hue, no problem bro!

[07:57] <GreenLight> I'll be in the Inn, I'm literate~

[07:58] <GreenLight> But let's say you looked up after seeing the up arrow~

[07:58] <Al_Dente> ok

[07:58] <Al_Dente> What did I see?

[07:59] <GreenLight> An arrow painted on the ceiling, pointing to the RIGHT

[08:00] <Al_Dente> We picture book now :)

[08:00] * Al_Dente follows the arrows

[08:00] * GreenLight is now known as Steve_Irwin

[08:00] <Al_Dente> I dun need to be literate to read this

[08:00] * Steve_Irwin is now known as GreenLight

[08:00] <Al_Dente> OI CRIKEY!

[08:00] <Al_Dente> A STINGRAY

[08:00] <GreenLight> Hue

[08:00] <Al_Dente> :>

[08:01] <GreenLight> On the right, you see a magnificent, expertly crafted suit of leather armor, with Equestrian written on the inside of the neck.

[08:03] * Al_Dente cant help but smile as he sees the armor, trotting over to it and picking it up gingerly. Inspecting the armor and spot it was set upon, before looking over it for some distinguishing feature or a tag? Fucking mall of America.

[08:04] <GreenLight> Aside from the letters engraved in Equestrian on the inside of the collar, you simply see a chic leather armor stained  as black as the night

[08:06] * Al_Dente cautiously glances around for the others and all is quiet, slowly removing his current leather piece and folding it neatly into his pack. A warm smile on his face as his hooves fondle the nice leather armor, the black color almost captivating his eyes as he just marvels at it. Running it along the engraved lettering trying to just imagine what it could say.

[08:06] <Al_Dente>  "Maybe Jordan's." Al can't help but laugh warmly as he starts to dawn the armor, a look of satisfaction on his face.

[08:07] <GreenLight> And thus, Al's friendship quest is met with a satisfying end :3

[08:07] <GreenLight> Fun fact:  Above each of the tiles and levers pulled by the friends, there are holes in the cave.

[08:07] <GreenLight> When Starlight pulled the last lever... Things dropped down!

[08:08] * Al_Dente cant help but think of Bob and Green Light for some reason, the memories of friends and various other light hearted events flood his mind as he watches the others revel in the happenings. Al nodding and closing his eyes, browning his head in a moment of silence. Before leaving to go back towards town and the inn.