Ancient Logs - OOC Worm Rape + Egg Impreg (Thx Able)

Session Start: Thu Jul 18 10:34:59 2013

Session Ident:#Fourcannon

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[10:34] ->> Channel created on 6/24/2013 11:13:50 AM

[10:35] * Hearth-Work pats Duskie on the bank as she holds her "I'm sure you will"

[10:35] <Sarge> Is anyone at the clinic?

[10:35] <Al> does i do right

[10:35] <Arrant> no al

[10:35] ->> You are now known as Al_Dente

[10:36] <Al_Dente> :(

[10:36] <Arrant> your drunk

[10:36] <Arrant> go home

[10:36] <Boris_> >IceChat

[10:36] <Arrant> GO

[10:36] <Boris_> Dente pls

[10:36] <Hearth-Work> I don't think so Sarge

[10:36] <Duskie> At least I've got some sens of humour

[10:36] <Sarge> Fuck!@

[10:36] <Sarge> is anyone at the docks!?

[10:36] <Arrant> I am.

[10:36] <Arrant> not.

[10:36] <Duskie> docks are ERP nao

[10:36] <Al_Dente> Lol

[10:36] <Arrant> wait

[10:36] <Boris_> pls no

[10:36] <Arrant> what?

[10:36] <Al_Dente> tfw you live at docks

[10:36] <Duskie> you should never go there without being prepared

[10:36] <Al_Dente> tfw you wait to go home because erp

[10:37] <Arrant> I know that feel

[10:37] <Duskie> thanks Hearth-Work

[10:37] <Boris_> Is there a seapony rape cave there or something

[10:37] <Chinook-afk> Dunno what channel i'd count riverside as

[10:37] <Arrant> welll...

[10:37] <Arrant> there WAS...

[10:37] <Boris_> Wait

[10:37] <Boris_> WAT

[10:37] <Al_Dente> We must investigate this

[10:37] <Able_Tome> hmm?

[10:38] <Al_Dente> Boris

[10:38] <Arrant> #blameCap'n

[10:38] <Sarge> Ugh......

[10:38] <Arrant> oh, they're gone now.

[10:38] <Able_Tome> >investigate rape caverns

[10:38] <Hearth-Work> Ni problem Duskie. We all have shitty days and have to pick eachother up when it happens.

[10:38] <Able_Tome> oh goodie

[10:38] <Duskie> I guess

[10:38] <Al_Dente> Able pls

[10:38] <Al_Dente> This is for science

[10:38] <Boris_> Why u wan ged raped

[10:38] <Able_Tome> >implying I objects for the good 'ol >science

[10:39] <Al_Dente> >science

[10:39] <Duskie> I thought about pastebin this shit when I was walking

[10:39] <Sarge> Someone is gona tell me what the fuck happned to lucy

[10:39] <Duskie> because I was bored

[10:39] <Able_Tome> Dente, you go first and we'll observe

[10:39] <Al_Dente> Can I at least get a torch

[10:39] <Boris_> No

[10:39] <Chinook-afk> fuck no

[10:39] * Al_Dente looks down. "Fine."

[10:39] <Able_Tome> >torch

[10:40] <Able_Tome> inferior races, pls

[10:40] <Al_Dente> Weaker races pls

[10:40] <Able_Tome>  shenanigans, Sarge

[10:40] <Boris_> >implying you wouldn't just hurt yourself

[10:40] <Hearth-Work> Duskie, I think you need another hug.  *Hugs Duskie again*

[10:40] * Duskie hands Al_Dente a toothpick

[10:40] <Duskie> this is your weapon

[10:40] <Al_Dente> This isnt a torch....

[10:40] * Al_Dente takes toothpick

[10:40] <Boris_> Just use your

[10:40] <Able_Tome> hah, I approve Radiant

[10:40] <Boris_> IMAGINATION

[10:40] <Able_Tome> ^

[10:40] * Duskie hugs hearth "you're such a nice pone"

[10:40] * Al_Dente wearily approaches the cavern entrance

[10:40] <Able_Tome> Close your eyes, perk up those ears and don't breathe

[10:40] <Chinook-afk> Are they still in Snu Snu mode?

[10:41] <Boris_> You can also imagine the seaponies aren't raping you

[10:41] <Al_Dente> Boris pls!

[10:41] <Able_Tome> While being raped

[10:41] <Able_Tome> its all in your mind

[10:41] <Al_Dente> Now I scured

[10:41] <Al_Dente> I think science isnt worth it.

[10:41] <Able_Tome> Just a dream~

[10:41] <Al_Dente> >inb4 pushed in

[10:41] * Boris_ psuhes Dente in

[10:41] <Boris_> i kent spiil

[10:41] <Able_Tome> Do I hear someone...volunteering?

[10:41] * Al_Dente falls. "BORIS WHAII!"

[10:42] <Able_Tome> Scrumptious

[10:42] <Sarge> How does one change name?

[10:42] <Boris_> !roll 1d20 board up the entrance

[10:42] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[10:42] * Able_Tome looks into the hole "Now shout everything you feel, Dente"

[10:42] <Boris_> Sorry Dente

[10:42] <Boris_> You locked in

[10:42] <Al_Dente> !Roll d100 for akimbo toothpick

[10:42] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[10:42] <Boris_> Use /nick *Newname*

[10:42] * Al_Dente looks at a broken toothpick.

[10:42] <Hearth-Work> I try, Duskie.  I try.

[10:42] * Able_Tome brings out the parchment and quill "Anything you see there?"

[10:42] * Sarge is now known as Sarge_looking

[10:43] * Al_Dente cries. "I see rocks......."

[10:43] <Al_Dente> "And darkness..."

[10:43] <Duskie> we should rp together more often

[10:43] <Sarge_looking> I cant believe no one is going after lucy....

[10:43] <Al_Dente> Didnt you all just rescue her?

[10:43] <Boris_> !roll 1d20 call of the seaponies

[10:43] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[10:43] <Sarge_looking> Yes shes gone missing agin

[10:43] <Duskie> akimbo toothpick? seppuku* toothpick

[10:43] * Able_Tome glances at the hole "Right, now for >science to work, just sing a rape song."

[10:43] <Boris_> "Shoo bee doo"

[10:43] <Hearth-Work> Definitely!  What time zone you in?

[10:43] * Al_Dente starts singing 'dont touch me there.'

[10:44] <Al_Dente> "Guies this isnt funny anymore, let me out."

[10:44] * Al_Dente knocks at the boards.

[10:44] <Able_Tome> !roll d100 for seaponies to hear the song

[10:44] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[10:44] <Duskie> carefull, there are earth bobbits in there

[10:44] * Able_Tome scratches his head "Louder, Dente."

[10:44] * Al_Dente pounds on the boards. "This isnt cool!"

[10:44] <Boris_> "Do you want t oget out"

[10:44] * Chinook-afk is now known as Chinook

[10:45] * Arrant ([email protected]) Quit ( Ping timeout: 192 seconds )

[10:45] <Able_Tome> !roll d100 for lusty seaponies

[10:45] <GameServ> 54 == 54

[10:45] <Al_Dente> !Roll d100 for heading down right tunnel

[10:45] <GameServ> 29 == 29

[10:45] <Boris_> >rape

[10:45] * Al_Dente goes a random direction into the cavern.

[10:45] <Sarge_looking> who can Gm me looking for lucy?

[10:45] * Al_Dente is no longer heard.

[10:45] * Duskie is now known as Duskie_GM

[10:45] <Duskie_GM> roll d20

[10:45] * Able_Tome looks at Sarge "In rape caverns? Ok."

[10:46] * Able_Tome pushes Sarge into the same hole Dente fell in

[10:46] <Sarge_looking> duskie do you mind? Ive got to atleast try to find her IC

[10:46] <Duskie_GM> roll al

[10:46] <Boris_> b-but I boarded it up

[10:46] * Able_Tome looks at the Sarge hitting the boards as he falls "Fff-...comrade, why?"

[10:46] <Al_Dente> !Roll d20 for not being scured

[10:46] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[10:46] * Able_Tome sighs "Oh well."

[10:47] * Al_Dente is pratically shitting himself

[10:47] * Bob ([email protected]) has joined #Fourcannon

[10:47] <Bob> Hey guys!

[10:47] <Sarge_looking> ((wait whats hapaning?))

[10:47] <Boris_> Hey fgt

[10:47] <Bob> You too

[10:47] <Boris_> [Dente is going to get raped by seaponies]

[10:47] <Duskie_GM> You see something on the ground, it looks like... an other weapon! someone must have forgot it there

[10:47] <Bob> Whut

[10:47] <Boris_> Grab your popcorn

[10:47] <Duskie_GM> do you get closer from it?

[10:47] <Able_Tome>  >not using based GM color

[10:47] <Bob> IS IT MY GLORIOUS HORN DAGGER THE SEAPONIES TOOK?

[10:47] * Al_Dente runs and grabs whatever is on the ground, crouching quietly and listening.

[10:47] <Hearth-Work> BOB!  *Tackle hugs him*

[10:47] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for good hearing

[10:47] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[10:47] * Al_Dente listens to too much loud music

[10:47] <Boris_> Nigga you deaf

[10:47] <Duskie_GM>  do you get closer from it?

[10:48] * Al_Dente moves closer

[10:48] <Bob> HEARTH! *Nuzzles her from the ground*

[10:48] <Able_Tome> !roll d100 lusty seaponies notice Dente

[10:48] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[10:48] <Duskie_GM> It's an.... ANCIENT WOODEN SPOON

[10:48] <Bob> Hue

[10:48] <Able_Tome> Lucky son of a bitch

[10:48] * Al_Dente picks up the Spoon and stares at it.

[10:48] <Duskie_GM> [1d1/2 dmg]

[10:48] <Boris_> [inb4 salad finger]

[10:48] <Bob> [lel]

[10:48] <Al_Dente> [[ .5 dmg oh im fucked ]]

[10:48] <Bob> [NO]

[10:48] <Able_Tome> [top lel, Boris]

[10:49] <Duskie_GM> you feel like an hidden power in the spoon

[10:49] <Duskie_GM> but you can't determine what is is yet

[10:49] <Hearth-Work> Too many feels today, Bob.   It just hit me that Liven may not be coming back. ;_;

[10:49] <Bob> [Saladfingers pls]

[10:49] <Able_Tome> Rusty spoon

[10:49] <Duskie_GM> wood don't rust

[10:49] <Able_Tome> Salad hooves

[10:49] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for going in right direction

[10:49] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[10:49] * Al_Dente goes left? Right? That way.

[10:49] <Bob> Oh God... I was hoping I wasn't remembering that right last night....

[10:49] <Duskie_GM> As you keep going, you hear strange noises

[10:49] <Duskie_GM> roll d20

[10:49] <Bob> ;_;;

[10:49] <Al_Dente> !Roll d20

[10:49] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[10:49] <Al_Dente> [[ right into the rape -_- ]]

[10:50] <Duskie_GM> you can here some music, but can't tell what it is

[10:50] <Boris_> [No tears]

[10:50] <Bob> !roll 1d100 for a spirit bomb for Liven

[10:50] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[10:50] * Al_Dente crouches along the cavern wall, slowly moving ahead.

[10:50] <Bob> KEK WHY

[10:50] <Able_Tome> [prepare your anus]

[10:50] <Duskie_GM> do you get in this direction?

[10:50] <Al_Dente> Yes

[10:50] <Hearth-Work> >mfw was crying irl and trying to hid it from the children

[10:50] <Bob> !roll 1d100 for everyone to help with the spirit bomb

[10:50] <GameServ> 21 == 21

[10:50] <Boris_> Haerth

[10:50] <Boris_> pls ;_;

[10:50] <Al_Dente> Hearth <3

[10:50] <Hearth-Work> !roll d100 for spirit bomb

[10:50] <GameServ> 44 == 44

[10:51] <Able_Tome> Bateman agrees

[10:51] <Bob> Damn...  I really can't believe how much this is affecting me...

[10:51] <Duskie_GM> you can hear the music better now

[10:51] <Hearth-Work> T__T

[10:51] <Duskie_GM> it's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW2HkjoC1h8

[10:51] <Able_Tome> !roll d100 to intensify spirit bomb

[10:51] <GameServ> 52 == 52

[10:51] <Boris_> HAAAH

[10:51] <Boris_> WAWW

[10:51] <Able_Tome> It's growing captn'

[10:51] <Hearth-Work> Hug me Bob!

[10:51] <Bob> !roll 1d100 for Liven to come back soon ;_;

[10:51] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[10:51] <Duskie_GM> Unlucky you, you entered the giant lustrapeworms's nest

[10:51] <Duskie_GM> roll d20

[10:51] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for running away

[10:51] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[10:51] * Bob hugs Hearth, tearing up

[10:51] <Al_Dente> [[ kek why ]]

[10:52] <Bob> !roll 1d100 for Liven to come back TODAY

[10:52] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[10:52] <Duskie_GM> you can't run away

[10:52] <Boris_> [>lustrapeworm]

[10:52] <Bob> [omg]

[10:52] <Boris_> [>Why]

[10:52] <Duskie_GM> but you feel something strange

[10:52] <Al_Dente> [[ >scured ]]

[10:52] <Duskie_GM> the spoon seems warmer thanbefore

[10:52] <Able_Tome> Your head things about running, but your legs beg for >rape and lead you to seaponies

[10:52] * Hearth-Work clings onto Bob tightly, trying to hold back the tears

[10:52] <Able_Tome> *thinks

[10:52] <Bob> !roll 1d100 for Kek to be kidding and blessing Liven

[10:52] <GameServ> 78 == 78

[10:52] <Bob> Better

[10:53] * Al_Dente pulls out the spoon and looks at it.

[10:53] <Duskie_GM> roll d20 for trying to understand its hidden power

[10:53] <Hearth-Work> Yes, now stop rolling

[10:53] <Boris_> Sorry but "Look at spoon" is not a proper command

[10:53] * Bob holds Hearth close putting a hoof around her, looking up

[10:53] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for understanding

[10:53] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[10:53] <Bob> Of course

[10:53] <Duskie_GM> You get it, you KNOW

[10:54] <Duskie_GM> The spoon can be used to prevent raping

[10:54] * Al_Dente holds the spoon out at the darkness. "No means No!"

[10:54] <Duskie_GM> you must stick it in your ass to activate it

[10:54] <Al_Dente> "But i dun wan..."

[10:54] <Able_Tome> hue, thought so

[10:54] <Boris_> My sides have ascended this mortal plane

[10:54] <Duskie_GM> the worms look at you, you're spotted, music intesifies

[10:55] <Bob> >mfw waking up to gigantic feels AND rape PnP

[10:55] <Able_Tome> Anus contracts on its own

[10:55] <Al_Dente> !Roll d20 for not panicing

[10:55] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[10:55] <Boris_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NMGsRmZTFQ

[10:55] * Al_Dente panics

[10:55] <Duskie_GM> they get closer, whipping the air with heir dick shaped tails

[10:55] * GoldenTouch ([email protected]) has joined #Fourcannon

[10:55] <Boris_> [Golden just in time]

[10:55] <Hearth-Work> Sorry for reminding you Bob, but it's been kinda eating at me this morning after Liven left for the day.

[10:55] <Bob> Hey Golden

[10:55] * Al_Dente slowly puts the spoon in "Fuck me...."

[10:55] <GoldenTouch> hola

[10:56] <Al_Dente> [[ inb4 it was a lie ]]

[10:56] <Boris_> [Ruseman]

[10:56] <GoldenTouch> [what am i in time for?]

[10:56] <Boris_> [Dente going to get tenacle raped]

[10:56] <Al_Dente>  [>lustrapeworm]

[10:56] <Al_Dente> [[ golden pls help ]]

[10:56] <Duskie_GM> You notice it's still warm inside of you, you start to like it, roll to see if you became homo

[10:56] <Bob> No, thank you, I genuinely hoped that Liven saying all that wasn't real and I was just too tired to remember it right...

[10:56] <Able_Tome> !roll d100 for ruse

[10:56] <GameServ> 61 == 61

[10:56] <Al_Dente> [[ i didnt sign up for this, i signed up for the science ]]

[10:56] * GoldenTouch lays down in a nice reclining chair and grabs popcorn

[10:56] <Boris_> >roll for homo

[10:56] <Boris_> hue

[10:56] <Al_Dente> !Roll d20 for no homo

[10:56] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[10:56] <Boris_> HA

[10:57] <Boris_> GAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

[10:57] <Able_Tome> Magical artifact in the ass? >science

[10:57] <GoldenTouch> gay~

[10:57] <Duskie_GM> you start dancing following the music's rythm

[10:57] <Al_Dente> [[ pls whai ]]

[10:57] <Duskie_GM> the worms now look sexy to you

[10:57] <Boris_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7Myff5xAZM

[10:57] <Hearth-Work> I just hope everything takes a turn for the better, but I'm prepared for the worst

[10:57] <Able_Tome> ahaha

[10:57] <Duskie_GM> [this is 100% cannon]

[10:57] <Al_Dente> [[ Duskie pls no ]]

[10:58] <Al_Dente> [[ pls bees over this ]]

[10:58] <GoldenTouch> [HA GAYEEEE]

[10:58] <Al_Dente> [ [Boris my sides ]]

[10:58] * Hearth-Work nuzzles Bob and sighs

[10:58] <Bob> Exactly.  I'm feeling huge feels, cause he added in at the last minute "It could just be a bug bite or something"...

[10:58] <Duskie_GM> You look at the dicks tails, they seem to obsess you, you feel weird contractions around the spoon

[10:58] <Duskie_GM> the cavern echoes the "HEYEAYEAYEAYEA "

[10:58] <GoldenTouch> data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBhQSERUUExQVFRUWFxQVGBUXFhQXGBcUFxcXFxgVGBgXHCYeFxkkGRcXHy8gIycpLCwsGB8xNTAqNSYrLCkBCQoKDgwOGg8PGikkHxwsLCwsKSwsKSwsLCwsKSwsLCwsLCwpKSwpLCwsLCwsKSwsKSksLCwsLCwpLCwsKSkpLP/AABEIAMABBwMBIgACEQEDEQH/xAAcAAABBQEBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAFAAIDBAYHAQj/xABSEAACAQIEAwUEBgUIBgYLAAABAgMAEQQSITEFQVEGEyJhcQcygZEUI6Gxs/BCUn

[10:58] <Boris_> Gold pls

[10:58] <Able_Tome> Golden, pls

[10:58] <GoldenTouch> http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGOtE9Zu25JMf8SaIWjRklXOMSaNGZ28aDAl5Y_i-dkjjdFHmt

[10:58] * Bob returns the nuzzle, downtrodden

[10:59] <Boris_> hue

[10:59] * GreenSleeves ([email protected]) has joined #Fourcannon

[10:59] <Al_Dente> !Roll d20 for snapping out of it

[10:59] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[10:59] * Al_Dente feels dirty.

[10:59] <Boris_> http://images.wikia.com/pokemontowerdefense/images/2/27/You_gonna_get_raped.jpg

[10:59] <Boris_> filename pls

[10:59] <Duskie_GM> the worms are not close enough to touch you

[10:59] <Duskie_GM> roll d20

[10:59] <Able_Tome> You still have time

[10:59] <Al_Dente> !Roll d20 for something anything

[10:59] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[10:59] <Able_Tome> Repent

[11:00] <Boris_> HA

[11:00] <Al_Dente> [[ pls no ]]

[11:00] <Hearth-Work> I really hope he's being overdramatic or paranoid, but we can only wait and hope now.   I gotta return to my job now.   Later everyone!

[11:00] <Bob> >Pokemontowerdefense

[11:00] <Able_Tome> >for something anything

[11:00] <Able_Tome> You've asked for this

[11:00] <Bob> Bye Hearth!

[11:00] <Al_Dente> [[ able pls ]]

[11:00] <Duskie_GM> you never washed yourself yet the worms aren't disgusted

[11:00] <Able_Tome> Cya

[11:00] <Duskie_GM> roll initiative

[11:00] <Bob> That's what I'm hoping for, too.

[11:00] <Al_Dente> !roll d20

[11:00] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[11:00] <Duskie_GM> [my sides]

[11:00] <Boris_> This is just like monster girl quest!

[11:00] <Al_Dente> [[ im gonna get raped -_- ]]

[11:00] <Able_Tome> muh sides

[11:00] <Duskie_GM> !roll 4d20

[11:00] <GameServ> 19, 13, 14, 14 == 60

[11:00] <Able_Tome> AHAHAHA

[11:00] <Al_Dente> [[ pls no ]]

[11:01] <Duskie_GM> the first worm tries to stick his dick in your ass

[11:01] <Able_Tome> aw shit, this is looking scrumptious

[11:01] <Duskie_GM> !roll d20

[11:01] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[11:01] <Boris_> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[11:01] <Duskie_GM> hit!

[11:01] <Al_Dente> [[ I still have a spoon in my ass ]]

[11:01] <Al_Dente> [[ pls no rectal trauma ]]

[11:01] <Duskie_GM> roll d4

[11:01] * Hearth-Work ([email protected]) Quit ( Quit: Web client closed )

[11:01] <Duskie_GM> !roll d4

[11:01] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[11:01] <GoldenTouch> >the worm doesn't crawl up, sticking spoon

[11:01] <Able_Tome> Its pushing it in, Dente

[11:01] <Duskie_GM> it penetrates your anus 2cm deep

[11:01] <Boris_> We need to go deeper

[11:01] <GoldenTouch> [HA]

[11:01] <Duskie_GM> but the spoon blocks him

[11:01] <Duskie_GM> the second worm's turn

[11:01] <GoldenTouch> >roll for spoon to break

[11:01] <Al_Dente> "Pls spoon"

[11:01] <Duskie_GM> !roll d20

[11:01] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[11:01] <Duskie_GM> hit!

[11:01] <Bob> >Roll for spoon to be pushed in

[11:01] <Duskie_GM> roll d4

[11:02] <Able_Tome> Dat teamwork!

[11:02] <Duskie_GM> !roll d4

[11:02] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[11:02] <Duskie_GM> CRITICAL!

[11:02] <Boris_> [REKT]

[11:02] <Able_Tome> Teamwork be based

[11:02] <Al_Dente> [[ inb4 clinic visit "I have a spoon in my ass" ]]

[11:02] <Duskie_GM> it penetrates your anus 4cm deeps, pushing the spoon deeper

[11:02] <Duskie_GM> third worm

[11:02] <GoldenTouch> "I'VE GOT A SPOON IN MY BUM!"

[11:02] <Duskie_GM> !roll d20

[11:02] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[11:02] <Duskie_GM> HIT

[11:02] <Bob> [>Prostate examinations]

[11:02] <Duskie_GM> !roll d4

[11:02] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[11:02] <Duskie_GM> CRITICAL!

[11:02] <Boris_> [Go for the mouth fgt]

[11:02] <Al_Dente> [[ im getting ruined ]]

[11:03] * Bob is now known as Ass_Doc

[11:03] <Duskie_GM> yet again your anus is raped, strangely it's not that bad

[11:03] * Ass_Doc is now known as Bob

[11:03] <Duskie_GM> last worm

[11:03] <Duskie_GM> !roll d20

[11:03] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[11:03] <Al_Dente> [[ thank kek ]]

[11:03] <Duskie_GM> ie tries to stick his dick in your mouth but you manage to dodge

[11:03] <Duskie_GM> your turn

[11:03] <Duskie_GM> it*

[11:03] <Able_Tome> >inb4 trying to take the worms out of his ass and critfailing

[11:04] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for prayer

[11:04] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[11:04] <Duskie_GM> you pray

[11:04] <Duskie_GM> but this is not verry effective

[11:04] <Boris_> lel

[11:04] <Al_Dente> [[ it never really is :\ ]]

[11:04] <Able_Tome> roll for divine fucks given

[11:04] <GoldenTouch> >GOD SMITES ALL WORMS

[11:04] <Duskie_GM> !

[11:04] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for holy diver

[11:04] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[11:04] <Boris_> hehehehe

[11:04] <Able_Tome> God has abandoned ye

[11:04] <Duskie_GM> you feel the ground shaking!

[11:04] <Duskie_GM> it's like an earthquake

[11:04] <Duskie_GM> but weaker

[11:05] <Boris_> >inb4 more worms

[11:05] <Al_Dente> "I don wan ded!"

[11:05] <Duskie_GM> ITS THE RAPE GORILLA

[11:05] <Able_Tome> >inb4 worms hatching out of h-...

[11:05] <Duskie_GM> he was invited by the worms a bit earlier

[11:05] <Able_Tome> wait wut

[11:05] <Duskie_GM> but he was late

[11:05] <Al_Dente> [[ pls be too late ]]

[11:05] <Duskie_GM> it's a 3 meters tall pink gorilla

[11:05] <Boris_> [It is]

[11:05] <Boris_> [For you]

[11:05] <Duskie_GM> with a HUGE D

[11:06] <GoldenTouch> [HAHHAHAHAHHHHAHHA]

[11:06] <Al_Dente> !Roll d20 for not crying like a bitch

[11:06] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[11:06] * Al_Dente starts to cry

[11:06] <GoldenTouch> [does anyone hear that?]

[11:06] <Duskie_GM> roll d20

[11:06] <Al_Dente> !Roll d20

[11:06] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[11:06] <Able_Tome> roll for anal circumference

[11:06] <Bob> [Can I join the fray?]

[11:06] <GoldenTouch> [it... it sounds like a train chugging down the track]

[11:06] <Duskie_GM> the gorilla thinks you're pretty ugly, but he's horny anyway

[11:06] <Al_Dente> [[ Golden pls ]]

[11:06] <Al_Dente> [[ Duskie pls ]]

[11:06] <GoldenTouch> [TOOT TOOT!!! ALL ABOARD THE RAPE TRAIN]

[11:06] <Duskie_GM> you feel it inside you

[11:06] <Bob> !roll 1d100 for Kek to help me join

[11:06] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[11:07] <Able_Tome> [[CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER]

[11:07] <Duskie_GM> I don't speak about the spoon

[11:07] <Bob> ;-;

[11:07] * GoldenTouch is now known as Conductor

[11:07] <Duskie_GM> you're about to discover a whole new world

[11:07] <Conductor> "Tooot tootttt"

[11:07] <Al_Dente> [[ seaponies they said ]]

[11:07] <Al_Dente> [[ science they said ]]

[11:07] <Al_Dente> [[ spoons they said ]]

[11:07] <Duskie_GM> there is definately no breaks on the giant pink rape gorilla

[11:07] <Al_Dente> "Pls no Mr.Gorilla...."

[11:07] <Able_Tome> >inb4 d12 on rape penetration

[11:07] <Al_Dente> "Pls"

[11:07] <Duskie_GM> initiative

[11:07] <Al_Dente> !roll d20

[11:07] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[11:07] <Bob> Hey Golden we Fight Club now?

[11:07] * Conductor is now known as GoldenTouch

[11:07] <Al_Dente> [[ WHAI ]]

[11:07] <Bob> !roll 1d20 init

[11:08] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[11:08] <Boris_> NAT 1

[11:08] <Al_Dente> [[ WHAIIIII ]]

[11:08] <Duskie_GM> [XDDDD]

[11:08] <Able_Tome> TOP LEL

[11:08] <Bob> BASED

[11:08] <Duskie_GM> !roll 4d20

[11:08] <GameServ> 7, 15, 18, 2 == 42

[11:08] <Duskie_GM> roll d20

[11:08] <Duskie_GM> !roll d20

[11:08] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[11:08] <Duskie_GM> ...

[11:08] <Duskie_GM> I can't describe

[11:08] <Duskie_GM> the words are too weak

[11:08] <Duskie_GM> your anus too

[11:08] <GoldenTouch> <Golden's word resonate in bob's head "Theres a time and place for anything, but not now">

[11:08] * Bob bucks the Gorilla in the crotch with surgical precision!

[11:09] <Bob> [hue]

[11:09] <Boris_> Bob pls go

[11:09] <Bob> [Sorry, worth a shot]

[11:09] <Able_Tome> Bob, why are you kicking air?

[11:09] <Al_Dente> [[ bob pls dont go ]]

[11:09] <GoldenTouch> [BOB I'M TRYING TO WATCH RAPE!!! STAPH]

[11:09] <Al_Dente> [[ dont leave me here ]]

[11:09] <Duskie_GM> gorilla turn

[11:09] <Duskie_GM> !roll d20

[11:09] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[11:09] <Boris_> [shhh]

[11:09] <Duskie_GM> he rushes you with huge D

[11:09] <Al_Dente> [[ i dun wan spit roast ]]

[11:10] * Bob is... um... practicing for Fight Club

[11:10] <Boris_> !roll 1d100 for shrek

[11:10] <GameServ> 78 == 78

[11:10] <Duskie_GM> but he misses, hitting the rock instead, you can see the rock has been crushed

[11:10] <Duskie_GM> he's really horny

[11:10] <Boris_> [It's all ogre dente]

[11:10] <Able_Tome> uuu, kinky

[11:10] <Bob> !roll 1d100 for Bob is Kek, Bob is life

[11:10] <GameServ> 95 == 95

[11:10] <Bob> BASED

[11:10] <Bob> BASED

[11:10] <Al_Dente> [[ i would have taken seaponies over worms... ]]

[11:10] <Duskie_GM> I suggest you roll for seppuku with the toothpick

[11:10] <GoldenTouch> BASE!

[11:10] <Duskie_GM> aim for you eye

[11:10] <GoldenTouch> HES SAFE

[11:10] <Al_Dente> [[ I dont want worms in my ass ]]

[11:11] <Boris_> he lost the toothpick

[11:11] <Al_Dente> [[ it broke when i came in :( ]]

[11:11] <GoldenTouch> [[Its to late for that Al...]

[11:11] <Duskie_GM> cut your tongue with your teeth then

[11:11] <Boris_> [The most you can do is enjoy yourself]

[11:11] <Al_Dente> [[ boris........ ]]

[11:11] * Able_Tome listens into closer to the hall, hearing faint screams. He shouts "Dente! How's the progress?"

[11:11] <Duskie_GM> you must roll above 16

[11:11] <Able_Tome> *hole

[11:11] <Bob> !roll 1d100 for it to be noncanon and consensual

[11:11] <GameServ> 65 == 65

[11:11] <Al_Dente> [[ to enjoy or die duskie? ]]

[11:12] <Duskie_GM> to die

[11:12] <Boris_> [If 16+ die]

[11:12] <Boris_> [if under enjoy]

[11:12] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for ded

[11:12] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[11:12] <GoldenTouch> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

[11:12] <Boris_> [have fun dente]

[11:12] <Duskie_GM> ...

[11:12] <Al_Dente> [[ im a huge faggot please rape my face ]]

[11:12] <Duskie_GM> al became a fleshlight

[11:12] <Duskie_GM> after hours of abuse he was dumped

[11:12] <Duskie_GM> and the gorilla never called him again

[11:13] <Duskie_GM> it didn't even said thanks

[11:13] <Al_Dente> [[ I dont think i can even get back to the entrance ]]

[11:13] <Al_Dente> [[ i cant walk ]]

[11:13] <Bob> !roll 1d100 for the gorilla to have a micropenis

[11:13] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[11:13] <Bob> I'm so sorry

[11:13] <Boris_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU

[11:13] <Duskie_GM> that's all folks

[11:13] * Able_Tome shouts "Crawl, Dente...aw well..."

[11:13] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for fetal position

[11:13] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[11:13] <Duskie_GM> also, constipation is now beyond your world al

[11:13] <Boris_> hue

[11:14] <Al_Dente> [[ i doubt i can just manage not to shit myself ]]

[11:14] * Able_Tome scribbles the results as screams subdue

[11:14] <Bob> !roll 1d100 for Al to spaghetti his way outta dis

[11:14] <GameServ> 66 == 66

[11:14] <GoldenTouch> DANTE

[11:14] <GoldenTouch> FLY YOU FOOL

[11:14] <Duskie_GM> you'll have to live the rest of your days with each single second burned in your memories

[11:14] * Al_Dente starts to crawl the way he came, crying.

[11:14] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for manly cries

[11:14] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[11:14] <Duskie_GM> and the taste of the cum in your mouth will never leave you

[11:14] * Al_Dente cries like a little bitch

[11:14] <Boris_> bitch tears

[11:14] <Duskie_GM> was I a good GM?

[11:14] <GoldenTouch> Roll for loving the taste Al

[11:15] <Al_Dente> !Roll d20 for corruption

[11:15] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[11:15] * Duskie_GM is now known as Duskie

[11:15] * Able_Tome arches his brow as he starts hearing cries "Oi, you there?"

[11:15] * Al_Dente is traumatized

[11:15] * Able_Tome glances at Boris "Open up dem planks. Hero's back."

[11:15] * Bob writes a prescription for butthurt for Al

[11:15] <Duskie> [you can keep the magic spoon, but can't use it on yourself, it's now way too small]

[11:15] * Al_Dente crawls closer to the entrance. "Pls.....Pls no....."

[11:15] * Boris_ opens up the hole

[11:16] <Boris_> "You sure look..."

[11:16] <Able_Tome> !roll d20 to levitate Dente out of the hole

[11:16] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[11:16] <Boris_> "Butthurt"

[11:16] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for no one to know

[11:16] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[11:16] * Al_Dente isnt covered in jizz

[11:16] * Able_Tome groans "Right, rope.". He pushes rope into the hole that magically materializes near him because fuck you

[11:16] <Bob> [No one notices the cum on you, thinking it's normal for you]

[11:16] <Al_Dente> [[ bob pls ]]

[11:16] <Boris_> [The gaping maw that is your ass is hard to ignore]

[11:17] <Al_Dente> [[ boris...... ]]

[11:17] <GoldenTouch> HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

[11:17] <Able_Tome> !roll d20 for rope hitting Dente on the head

[11:17] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[11:17] <Boris_> [is true m8]

[11:17] <Duskie> [you now can only walk with your hindlegs really spaced]

[11:17] <Able_Tome> !roll d4

[11:17] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[11:17] <Kaiasha-Snoozing> !roll 1d20 to became rape horse

[11:17] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[11:17] * Al_Dente gets hit in the face, he takes the rope and hugs it.

[11:17] * Able_Tome shrugs

[11:17] * Kaiasha-Snoozing becomes rape horse, but not really horny

[11:17] <Bob> !roll 1d100 for the gorilla to climb the rope!

[11:17] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[11:17] <Able_Tome> !roll d20 to pull the rope out

[11:17] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[11:17] <Kaiasha-Snoozing> !roll 1d100 rape

[11:17] <GameServ> 37 == 37

[11:18] <Kaiasha-Snoozing> Rape horse is denied another day, a collective sigh of relief is heard

[11:18] <Duskie> congratulations, you won a magic artifact

[11:18] * Able_Tome steadily pulls the rope with a shivering, cum covered stallion back

[11:18] <Bob> !roll 1d100 for this to be canon

[11:18] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[11:18] <Bob> Lucky

[11:18] <Al_Dente> [[ kek thank you ]]

[11:18] <Boris_> !roll 1d100 for canon

[11:18] <GameServ> 67 == 67

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[11:18] <Al_Dente> [[ boris pls ]]

[11:18] <Duskie> that means the spoon is cannon too, on the bright side

[11:18] <GoldenTouch> Bob prepare for a dance battle

[11:18] <Boris_> #BlameKek

[11:18] <Able_Tome> !roll 1d100 to confirm Boris

[11:18] <GameServ> 28 == 28

[11:18] <Able_Tome> aww

[11:18] <Duskie> [but you should really clean the spoon before showing it]

[11:19] <Able_Tome> More like shit it out first

[11:19] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d100 for CANNON!

[11:19] <GameServ> 88 == 88

[11:19] * Al_Dente tries not to cry, just cries alot.

[11:19] <GreenSleeves> FIRE!

[11:19] <Swift_Justice> Hue.

[11:19] <Duskie> not shitting it out, he can spit it now

[11:19] <Boris_> HAAA

[11:19] <GoldenTouch> HA

[11:19] <Able_Tome> hah

[11:19] <Swift_Justice> >tfw great grand parents grew up in Greensville

[11:19] * Al_Dente needs a hug

[11:20] <Swift_Justice> >Green

[11:20] * Bob is a jet all the way from his first cigarette to his last dying day!

[11:20] <Swift_Justice> God damn it.

[11:20] <GreenSleeves> Lel

[11:20] <Able_Tome> !roll d100 for Dente being impregnated by those worms

[11:20] <GameServ> 31 == 31

[11:20] <Duskie> the gorilla maybe?

[11:20] <Boris_> !roll 1d100 to retcon ables roll

[11:20] <GameServ> 49 == 49

[11:20] <Able_Tome> Lucky, no worms out of the ass

[11:20] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d100 for the worms to want Dente again, and rape him, in front of evertone

[11:20] <GameServ> 83 == 83

[11:20] <Al_Dente> PLS NO ABLE

[11:20] <Al_Dente> PLS NO

[11:20] <Swift_Justice> I smell prophecy...

[11:20] <Boris_> GOLD

[11:20] <Al_Dente> [[ worms attack 4 cannon ]]

[11:20] <Al_Dente> [[ "we want dente" ]]

[11:20] <GoldenTouch> KEK HAS DECIDED

[11:20] <Al_Dente> [[ throw out of town ]]

[11:20] <Boris_> [No]

[11:21] <Swift_Justice> Poor Al.

[11:21] <Boris_> [Just you]

[11:21] <Bob> !roll 1d100 for Al to be mpreg

[11:21] <GameServ> 100 == 100

[11:21] <Duskie> I think I should gm quests more often

[11:21] <Duskie> it was fun

[11:21] <GoldenTouch> HA

[11:21] <Bob> HOLY SHIT

[11:21] <Al_Dente> [[ kill pls ]]

[11:21] <Duskie> and it seems I'm a creative mind

[11:21] <Al_Dente> [[ pls ]]

[11:21] <Swift_Justice> BASED

[11:21] <GoldenTouch> AL HAS EGGS INSIDE OF HIM

[11:21] <Bob> AL I AM SO SORRY

[11:21] * Al_Dente starts to bawl.

[11:21] <Swift_Justice> >100 can only be retconned by 100

[11:21] <Swift_Justice> Hue.

[11:21] <Bob> OH gog

[11:22] <Al_Dente> [11:21] <Bob> !roll 1d100 for Al to be mpreg

[11:22] <Al_Dente> [11:21] <GameServ> 100 == 100

[11:22] <GoldenTouch> swift.... you should read what me and starlight did to him last night XD

[11:22] <GoldenTouch> http://pastebin.com/1vYrW1aC

[11:22] <Able_Tome>  Al Dente - Perk aquired: wormy's delight - automatically aggroes all worms on himself during encounters

[11:22] <Swift_Justice> I-I'm not sure if I should...

[11:22] * Al_Dente is damaged goods

[11:22] <Able_Tome> Congratulations

[11:22] <Bob> Oh God Al

[11:22] <Boris_> doo eet

[11:22] <GoldenTouch> doo it

[11:22] <Al_Dente> not sure how to feel

[11:23] <Boris_> On the bright side, his ass makes a nice carrying compartment

[11:23] <Al_Dente> Someone pls take me to the clinic

[11:23] <Al_Dente> pls

[11:23] <Bob> Sorry Al, this doctor's Pro Life!

[11:23] <GoldenTouch> 01:59   Al_Dente        !roll d20 for it was just a nightmare

[11:23] <Swift_Justice> Jesus fuck, Golden!

[11:24] * Al_Dente screams

[11:24] <GoldenTouch> 01:59   GameServ        1 == 1

[11:24] <Al_Dente> !Roll d20 for nightmare

[11:24] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[11:24] <GoldenTouch> 01:59           Trout snuggles up against Al "Its not a dream~"

[11:24] <Boris_> >Trout

[11:24] <Boris_> >Not singing bass

[11:24] <Able_Tome>  You fall down on your hooves and dream about being raped by more worms

[11:24] <Al_Dente> [[ pls no more ]]

[11:25] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 to try and stand up

[11:25] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[11:25] <Able_Tome>  The ride never ends

[11:25] * Swift_Justice ([email protected]) has left #Fourcannon (AndroIRC)

[11:25] <Boris_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3W0klg3MzE

[11:25] * Al_Dente slowly gets to his hooves, his hips spaced out unaturally.

[11:25] <Bob> #fourcannon-docks

[11:25] <GoldenTouch> 02:07           Starlight dances by in a conga line. "IT'S OKAY TO BE GAY!" 02:07   SchoolOfTrout   "Your what Al" 02:07   Al_Dente        [[ inb4 drugged and being coerced]] 02:07           GoldenTouch overhead and leaves a trail of rainbows behind him "Embrace it~" 02:07           Al_Dente mutters. "Im sor....sorta gay......." 02:08   GoldenTouch     >i fly

[11:25] <Able_Tome> Golden, pls

[11:25] <Al_Dente> Pls golden

[11:25] <GoldenTouch> im sorry

[11:25] <GoldenTouch> fight time

[11:26] <Bob> !roll 1d100 to retcon Al's preggers

[11:26] <GameServ> 86 == 86

[11:26] <Al_Dente> 01:54        Al_Dente        !roll d20 for insanity sause

[11:26] <Al_Dente> 01:54        GameServ        20 == 20

[11:26] <Bob> GOOD ENOUGH

[11:26] * Al_Dente screams for 20 mins in his bed

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[11:26] * Al_Dente unmoving, just screaming

[11:26] <Boris_> shhh

[11:26] <Rain_Drop> morning

[11:26] <Boris_> Heyo

[11:26] <Able_Tome> There's no need to be upset

[11:27] <Able_Tome> Oi, Rain

[11:27] <Boris_> Rain pls help Dente

[11:27] <Al_Dente> No morep ls

[11:27] <Boris_> He was just raped and impregnated by rapeworms

[11:27] <Al_Dente> ill be good

[11:27] <Rain_Drop> why is dente screaming?

[11:27] <Al_Dente> pls

[11:27] <Duskie> !roll d20 for gming able's next adventure

[11:27] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[11:27] <Boris_> And a gorrila

[11:27] <Rain_Drop> oh....

[11:27] <Duskie> !roll d20 for gming al's next adventure

[11:27] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[11:27] <Duskie> kek has decided

[11:27] <Able_Tome> http://youtu.be/ygr5AHufBN4 It begins anew, Dente

[11:27] <Rain_Drop> Lucy where are you!

[11:27] <Bob> RAIN THE DOCKS NEED YOU

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[11:28] <Rain_Drop> ?

[11:28] <Duskie> not a simple gorilla

[11:28] <Duskie> the rape gorilla

[11:28] <Arrant> Al, Honey? Pinging you guys

[11:28] <Duskie> it was my final boss

[11:28] <Bob> Also I kinda sorta rolled a 100 for Al to be mpreg, but rolled an 86 to retcon it

[11:28] <Rain_Drop> But Lucys gone shes wasnt there when i woke up!

[11:28] <Bob> #fourcannon-docks

[11:28] <Arrant> Al_Dente, pinging

[11:28] <Boris_> Dente ded

[11:28] <Able_Tome> Perhaps taking a morning stroll, Rain?A

[11:29] <Duskie> still

[11:29] <Rain_Drop> ....

[11:29] <Duskie> I loved when al understood how the spoon works

[11:29] <Rain_Drop> With all her stuff gone and her sword?

[11:29] <Duskie> it was such a magic moment

[11:29] <Al_Dente> Duskie pls

[11:29] <Al_Dente> It didnt ave me

[11:29] <Al_Dente> save*

[11:29] <Able_Tome> Why not? Woods are dangerous

[11:29] <Al_Dente> Why spoon!

[11:29] <Duskie> it protected you a bit

[11:29] <Bob> Wait whut Rain?

[11:29] <Duskie>  but you had shitty rolls

[11:29] <Duskie> worms got great ones

[11:30] <Rain_Drop> Lucys gone!

[11:30] <Able_Tome> Though in reality...she didn't go into the woods

[11:30] <Bob> WAUGH!

[11:30] * Able_Tome sads

[11:30] <Bob> Where?

[11:30] <Able_Tome> *saddened

[11:30] <GoldenTouch> bAl_Dente !roll d20 for mental truma 14:30        GameServ        20 == 20

[11:30] <Bob> Hue

[11:31] <Rain_Drop> From our house, she wasnt there when I woke up and I am kinda worried her sword and saddlebags are gone and I havent seen her while doing the chores around the farm

[11:32] * Rain_Drop is now known as Rain_DropGM