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That one time we got all retardo on fake AiE thread

By: Anonpencil on Sep 9th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.00 KB  |  hits: 45  |  expires: Never
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  1.     >be anon
  2.     >go to equestria
  3.     >pones
  4.     >they're little
  5.     >you're big
  6.     >Try to ride them
  7.     >Crush them one by one with massive human buttocks
  8.     >Make them into jam
  9.     >Sell jam
  10.     >Make a lot of money for the Apple family
  11.     >end
  12.  
  13.  
  14.     >Twilight comes to ask you things.
  15.     Anon, who is best writer?
  16.     >Twilgiht, stahp.
  17.     Anon, clop is worst tipe of writing.
  18.     >Pls. Stahp.
  19.     Anon, who is this shin guy I keep hearing about?
  20.     >Twilight, y u so gai, stap.
  21.     Anon, why can't anyone ever write gud ending?
  22.     >Twi....
  23.     Anon, flutterape is so much better than-
  24.     >You slap her across the face.
  25.     >Hand gets cut on hook inside her lips mouth.
  26.     >She smiles, mouth is full of worms and hooks.
  27.     >Twilight is worst bait.
  28. >end
  29.  
  30.  
  31.  
  32.     >Be anon
  33.     >Be drunk
  34.     >Write about ponies doing horrible things
  35.     >bretty bad.jpg
  36.     >cry a lot
  37.     >Go to equestria
  38.     >Find out all oneshits you've written are true
  39.     >Ohgodno
  40.     >Sudoku
  41.     >end