
That one time we got all retardo on fake AiE thread
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>be anon
>go to equestria
>pones
>they're little
>you're big
>Try to ride them
>Crush them one by one with massive human buttocks
>Make them into jam
>Sell jam
>Make a lot of money for the Apple family
>end
>Twilight comes to ask you things.
Anon, who is best writer?
>Twilgiht, stahp.
Anon, clop is worst tipe of writing.
>Pls. Stahp.
Anon, who is this shin guy I keep hearing about?
>Twilight, y u so gai, stap.
Anon, why can't anyone ever write gud ending?
>Twi....
Anon, flutterape is so much better than-
>You slap her across the face.
>Hand gets cut on hook inside her lips mouth.
>She smiles, mouth is full of worms and hooks.
>Twilight is worst bait.
>end
>Be anon
>Be drunk
>Write about ponies doing horrible things
>bretty bad.jpg
>cry a lot
>Go to equestria
>Find out all oneshits you've written are true
>Ohgodno
>Sudoku
>end