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Married to Rainbro 2 (wip)

By: Anonipan_Pony on Dec 5th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.75 KB  |  hits: 133  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Still day marzipan in Equestria
  2. >As a mental recap
  3. >You woke up after a night of drinking
  4. >And were married to your Rainbro
  5. >Not to mention you were naked when you woke up
  6. >In the same bed as your 'bro'
  7. >And you didn't let her know that you had the other ring
  8. >It was a perfect match
  9. >Making it obvious
  10. >Nothing in the bedroom pointing to Rainbro' s marriage
  11. >A part of you wants her to know
  12. >And wants her to like it
  13. >Wait
  14. >Where's your phone?
  15. >Aside from the clothes on your back
  16. >Your phone was brought to Equestria as well
  17. >It was mostly useless except for…
  18. >…Shit, the camera in your phone
  19. >And you only taught one native Equestrian how to use it
  20. >Knowing that this room has no evidence of the marriage
  21. >Or horsefuckery
  22. >You head to the bathroom door
  23. >Rainbro's in the shower
  24. >So you exit the bedroom and leave her to it
  25. >Upon exiting you see not one, but two, unicorns lying on the couch turned bed
  26. >What's worse
  27. >You recognize both of them
  28. >One being Twilight Sparkle
  29. >The other being a vapid cunt who summoned you here
  30. >In a fit of jealousy to prove that she was the most powerful in all Equestria
  31. >The "great" and "powerful" Trixie
  32. >Was actually kind powerful when she had that fancy Alicorn amulet
  33. >So powerful in fact, she summoned you to prove that she was stronger than her hate-crush
  34. >Tore You from your world just to settle those feelings in her heart
  35. >And feelings that you were the brunt of after she banished Twilight
  36. >How bad was it?
  37. >She had a "secret" shrine in her wagon
  38. >dedicated to Twilight
  39. >It was as though she had mother problems and had associated it with Twilight
  40. >All She needed was some love but her head was too far up her ass instead
  41. >And that's what you told her too
  42. >So She threw the rematch and left
  43. >Now you take your revenge for all that bitching and moaning she put you through
  44. >So You slink back into the bedroom
  45. >However You are greeted with a sight
  46. >Rainbow Dash has gotten out of the shower
  47. >And Her mane was wet
  48. >it was sexy as hell
  49. >Whhhhhhyyyyyyyy?
  50. >You avert your gaze
  51. >"So D'ya find anything yet?"
  52. 'Nope nothing in here'
  53. >"let's check the other room then"
  54. ' Only on one condition'
  55. >"what?"
  56. >What you want to say is quit being hot
  57. ' Don't laugh'
  58. >"What why?"
  59. ' You'll see'
  60. >You open the door
  61. >Rainbow got on the floor
  62. >And nearly lost it when she saw that Trixie was the big spoon and Twilight the little one
  63. >It was Fucking hilarious
  64. >less so to you because they tore you from your old life due to a magical feud that would've probably ended in tears otherwise
  65. >but still
  66. >Then it got weird when Trixie started nibbling on Twilight's ear
  67. >And Twilight's only response was a soft moan followed by "oh Celestia"
  68. >Now it's fucking awkward
  69. >You and Rainbro look at each other
  70. >And fucking lose it
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