- >You know how some people say you have to grow up sometime?
- >While others say you're only young once?
- >Where is the line that separates those two sayings?
- >And why did you say yes to her?
- >You are Anonymous
- >You are 18 years old
- >And everything seems to be in some sort of equilibrium as you attempt to rationalize your humanity and life choices
- >But let's start at the beginning
- >When you first came to this place
- >When you first came to Equestria, just before your 17th birthday
- >It's a decent place
- >The inhabitants are friendly and after a while started trusting you
- >Could use more meat though
- >After all said inhabitants were tiny magical talking horses
- >otherwise known as p0nies
- >Odd I know but let's not get off track
- >Equestria in all is a strange place
- >In some places the technology seems almost like the stuff back home
- >But stranger in others because magic is an actual thing here
- >Like full on Magic Missile at the darkness type of magic
- >And this Treebrary you're staying for the moment as you get paid by a violet female equinus unicarnis poke and prod you with magics and such things
- >In layman's terms you are a guinea pig for a purple unicorn and living inside of her home/lab/library
- >With no other humans
- >or internet
- >or porn
- >Which brings us to our second point here
- >You've lost your virginity
- >Which is normally a good thing
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Happy Little Accidents
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