- >You are a Human
- >Your parents hated you, so they named you Anonymous
- >But the hatred of your parents doesn't matter right now
- >Because you are in a land of Magical, Friendly, Tiny Horses
- >Otherwise known as Equestria
- >And right now
- TWILIGHT, I'M GOING OUT
- >You're going fishing
- >“OKAY"
- >Exiting your temporary squatting place with pole in hand
- >You begin your trek to white tail woods for a protein filled breakfast
- >Saying hello to the ponies who passed and didn't try to avoid you
- >You've been here in Equestria for a while
- >how long, you couldn't say
- >Maybe a year?
- >Maybe more?
- >You have a tendency to not keep track of days or time in general
- >However P0nyville was a recent move
- >About a week ago you escaped from your previous `job`
- >And `boarded` a train going anywhere
- >Carnival's still leave a bad taste in your mouth
- >BUT ANYWAY, FISH
- >You must catch and eat them for your dietary diversity of the other residents of P0nyville
- >They don't eat meat alot
- >You've seen it here and there, but it's expensive and a you don't have a job yet
- >Which is why your holding a stick with a string tied to a hole you made at the tip of it
- >Give a man a fish and all that jazz
- >But there is a problem with this
- >As soon as that hook went under water
- >You heard crying
- >Now normally this would be understandable, with Fluttershy living nearby
- >But Two things are setting off alarms in your head
- >One, It´s pitch is WAY to high to be Flutter's
- >And Two, she said hi to you this morning and you don't think she's home yet
- >Welp, best you do it before anything else bad happens
- >After following the piercing wail, you can't help but notice something awfully familiar about it
- >Can't quite place it though
- >And quite frankly you seemed to have stopped caring
- >Because the source was right in front of you
- >A solitary wagon
- >Something crying so loud it's making your ears bleed
- >And said ear shattering wail coming from within?
- >A lesser man would be daunted
- >You aren't a lesser man
- >Or just plain dumb
- >Opening the door to the wagon...
- >this thing is FUCKING HUGE on the inside
- >I mean holy shit
- >Wait hold on investigate noise, admire later
- >Entering an adjacent room and turning on a lamp
- >It becomes swiftly apparent that unicorn lives (lived?) here
- >A large bookshelf, accompanied by a desk adorn the room
- >As well as a bed that had a...
- Wait, what?
- >You exclaim
- Is that a fucking baby?
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