Title:           A Royal Mistake
Author:          Anonipan_Pony
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/bXmLL6wi
First Edit:      Monday 2nd of September 2013 04:48:14 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Thursday 19th of February 2015 03:06:41 AM CDT

>Day 95 in Equestria
>More specifically Ponyville
>You moved here about a month ago
>To Ponyville, not Equestria in general
>You've been transported to Equestria almost for three months now
>Your name is Anonymous
>And you miss being in Canterlot castle
>Aside from the servants waiting on you hand and foot (or hoof and hoof?)
>You never got to bed the other Princess
>Now some might say you've lost some sort of decency or morals
>Or that your some kind of disgusting horsefucker
>Too bad for them it's fairly easy to push all that away in an alien world
>That and she agreed to it
>If by agree you mean "I haven't had a good rut in centuries, so get your hot monkey ass over here"
>She's very forceful despite her usual demeanor
>You gave her exactly what she wanted
>The-
*knockknockcock*
>It seems someone doesn't like you thinking about the fourth letter
>So you get on the floor
>And open the door
>"WHAT IS THIS?"
>ah Twilight Spergal
"That would be a newspaper miss Sparkle"
>heh
>"WHAT DOES IT SAY"
"I don't know I can't read ponerunes"
>It's true and it seems to have stopped her from yelling
>"How can we share a spoken language but not-"
>All you can do is shrug as she pushes her way past you
Would you like a cup of water or...
>"No, but I would like to know why the front page news is claiming that Celestia is pregnant"
>Now what would bring her...
>"And what this letter from Celestia, Sent through Spike and addressed to you, is about"
>You're dead
>Dead and Sperglord here is going to kill you
>"Saying something about meeting her in a few hours and that I should come along with you"
>Hopefully Celestia can defuse this situation
>