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The Science of >Rape 2

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  1. >DATA LOG #004 [ANONRAPE] 29:15 - Socks
  2. >Current location: Carousel Boutique
  3. >Following the break through discovery earlier as described in log #003, socks have been requested on rush order from Rarity in the interest of advancing the experiment
  4. >Additional note #4: The unicorn Rarity considers the mannerism of the subject to be "uncouth", and expressed dissatisfaction. However considering her reputation, being well mannered does not appear to be a necessary criteria in her choice of mates. Assessed Risk: Medium
  5. >Research Equipment: Socks acquired
  6. >DATA LOG #004 END
  7. *Later on that night
  8. >You're now Twilight Sparkle
  9. >As if walking on eggshells, you silently approach Anon's house
  10. >Luna's moon illuminate your surroundings while you slip on your socks
  11. >A quick teleportation spell moves you inside the house
  12. >It's time to initiate Phase 2 of the experiment
  13. 1/8
  14.  
  15. >You slowly sneak up into Anon's bedroom, and find Anon sleeping facing the ceiling
  16. >His crotch is exposed and ripe for your taking
  17. >You lean in, and take a deep sniff
  18. >"Bnnnmmmfff"
  19. >Anon farts.
  20. >The smell of his toxic fat enters your nose, and you feel the burning flowing down into your lungs
  21. >With each breath you feel your consciousness slipping away
  22. >You struggle maintain your balance, and fall to the ground
  23. >You begin coughing violently, and taste blood on your tongue
  24. >U r nao ded
  25. >BAD END
  26. notactuallyapart/8
  27.  
  28.  
  29. >You cautiously enter Anon's bedroom, and find your price lying on his bed, just like you planned
  30. >He is also sleeping top naked, which will make your plan go much smoother
  31. >A quick teleport later and you find yourself on top of him
  32. >"mnnff mommy?"
  33. >You can't help but to squeal with delight, Anon is so cute when he isn't thinking straight
  34. >Anon stares at you with his beautiful half open eyes, trying to comprehend the situation
  35. >Anon's mouth opens, and you put a hoof on his lips, silencing him
  36. "Shhhhh Anon, this is just a dream, a sweet and wonderful dream…"
  37. >Before he could react, you kiss him on the lips, your tongue slowly working its way inside his mouth
  38. >He relaxes his tongue, and accepts your intrusion
  39. >Your hooves slowly move down Anon's body, making sure he feels the texture of your socks
  40. >Something hard hits your belly, and you know exactly what that something is
  41. >You slide your hooves down even further, removing his pants
  42. >Now begins tonight's main event
  43. >You begin by softly rubbing your socks against Anon's tip, the rough texture teasing his rock hard member
  44. >"Ooooohh~"
  45. >Anon lets out an audible moan as you stroke up and down his length, his body twisting at your touch
  46. >He is completely at your mercy
  47. >Tonight is going to be a long night
  48. 2/8
  49.  
  50. >Day Proton-Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy in Equestria
  51. >You're Anon
  52. >Wake up, triple S
  53. >Something is ahoof
  54. >Memories of last night came rushing back
  55. >Your balls hurt a little
  56. >Luna be praised that was some good dream
  57. >Why can't Celestia do something like this, she is so la-
  58. >A concentrated sun ray hits your kitchen tap through the window and bounces onto you arm, burning the skin
  59. >Fucking Sunbutt
  60. >You go to the fridge and get some soy-filly crunch, actually made out of a filly with soy as her special talent
  61. >You're out of milk
  62. >Knocks on door
  63. >It's fucking Fluttershy
  64. >Today's fetish is old p0nies, and she brought photos of Granny Smith showering
  65. >Absolutely disgusting
  66. >Slam door, wait for Fluttershy to away
  67. >Time to go shopping
  68. 3/8
  69.  
  70. >As you wander through the p0nyville marketplace, avoiding Lyra the human obsessed mare, you find a nice spot to sit down and take a break
  71. >All these cardio will sure kill your gains
  72. >You've acquired milk, but now that you think about it, you been eating the same cereal plus milk combo for a few month now
  73. >Obvious because these fucking p0nies have a problem with you eating meat, so no bacon
  74. >Fucking oppressive cis-herbivore scum
  75. >At least you can bake cake and shit
  76. >You'll need some recipes though
  77. >You see Applejack selling apples and a stand, maybe Applejack has some
  78. >Nope, too much apples don't make a good cake
  79. >Pinkie Pie bounces past you, you wave at her and she waves back
  80. >Twilight runs a library, so maybe you can go ask her?
  81. >Guess it's time to visit the Purple Sperglord
  82. >Let's hope she doesn't knock you out with her horn again.
  83. >Knock on door
  84. >Looks like you woke up Spike, damn this nigga sleeps all day
  85. >"Hey Twilight! I'm looking for a book!"
  86. 4/8
  87.  
  88. >DATA LOG #005 [ANONRAPE] 34:51
  89. >In the previous night's experiment, the subject Anon orgasmed 9 times through the sexual practise known as "hoofjob", which involves using hooves to stimulate the male genitalia.
  90. >The equipment no doubt had an important role in the experiment's success.
  91. >Due to last night's experiment being a highly unusual event for the subject, Anon appear to be fully convinced that the experiment was, in fact, a dream
  92. >While the experiment was successful, the next phase phase of the project will involve venturing into the areas of uncertainty
  93. >The subject's reaction will need to be closely observed
  94. >DATA LOG #005 END
  95. >You're now Twilight spergkle, alicorn princess"
  96. "Wait what? Who said that?"
  97. >"Hey Twilight! I'm looking for a book!"
  98. >Oh Celestia it's Anon, what do I do!
  99. >What if he is actually here because he realised it wasn't a dream?
  100. >What if he wants to more?
  101. >What are we going to do on the bed?!
  102. >You try to slow down your breathing, and adjust your mane
  103. >A quick spell moves your socks under a pile of books
  104. >As you walk down the stairs, you almost scream out in surprise
  105. 5/8
  106.  
  107. >Anon is standing in front of your door, wearing only his jeans, his muscular body covered in some kind of shining oil
  108. >He pulls out his belt in one swift motion, and makes a slapping noise with the belt, as if it was a whip
  109. >"Somep0ny was very naughty last night, and I think she should be punished~"
  110. "Oh no master Anon, please forgive me!"
  111. >You move back up the stairs slowly, as Anon approached you, an evil grin on his face
  112. >Just as you reached the top of the stairs, Anon advanced within arms reach of you
  113. >You grabs you by your sensitive horn, as throw you across the room
  114. >You land on your bed with a loud moan
  115. "aaaaahhhhh"
  116. >Anon waste no time waiting for you to land, and by the time you were able to tell from up and down, his dominating fingers grabs your horn and jerks your head into your bed
  117. >He then raised his belt hand, and smacks your flank
  118. >"Tell me my naughty little filly, are you liking your punishment so far?"
  119. "OH YES MASTER ANON!"
  120. >"Oh my, such enthusiasm, I think you deserve an A plus for such good behaviour..."
  121. >"...and good grades should be rewarded, don't you think so my faithful slave?"
  122. >Your mouth water at the thought of being rewarded by your master
  123. 6/8
  124.  
  125. >You're now Anon
  126. >You seriously hope Purple Sperg is not normally this retarded, maybe she has the p0ny equivalent of autism
  127. >When you walked into the library, asking for a cookbook, Twilight just stood half way down the stairs, staring blankly into nothing
  128. >She actually drooling now
  129. >Poor Spike, it must be a pain dealing with her
  130. >You turn the young dragon instead, hoping he can help you
  131. "Hey Spike, you got a cookbook?"
  132. >"Sure Anon, it's in section 640"
  133. >Dis nigga may be lazy, but his is good at what he does, unlike that Twilight
  134. >I bet she doesn't even eat gamer food
  135. >After you retrieve the book you wanted, you give your best wishes to Spike and leave the library
  136. >Twilight was still standing half way down the stairs, now drooling and smiling
  137. >What is this Tom Foolery?
  138. >You get home, and open up your recipe book
  139. >The author is simply named "The Gourmet", this gourmet fellow has sighed the book too, weird name for a cook but then again p0nies have weird names
  140. >The recipes have weird names as well, "Ponetage le Magnifique", "Sunbutt Souffle"
  141. >The Sunbutt Souffle looks good
  142. 7/8
  143.  
  144. >You're now Twilight Autism
  145. >Anon just checked out a cookbook written by the legendary cook "The Gourmet"
  146. >A stallion that cooks, he will make a great husbando
  147. >Maybe if he saw your excellent cooking skills he'll want you as his special somep0ny?
  148. >You'll be making food for him in the morning, and he'll surprise you from behind, stroking your mane
  149. >"Mmmmmnnn Twilight my dear wife, you're such a wonderful cook"
  150. >You moan as he scratches the sensitive spot behind your ears
  151. >"Oooh Anon~"
  152. >Wait no, snap out of it
  153. >You wonder what kind of excuse you can make to convince Anon to let you cook for him
  154. >You'd injury him so he is no longer capable of standing, but you can't rut him that way
  155. >But you will be able to care for him in every way if you did that, even undressing him for showers
  156. >Your legs wobble at the thought
  157. >Maybe Anon has an Oedipone fetish?
  158. >Nope, this idea is not good
  159. >Suddenly, your wings shoot up in the air and an idea hits-
  160. >Wait, you don't have wings
  161. >You're going to impersonate, THE GOURMET!
  162. 8/8