Title:           The Science of >Rape
Author:          Anoneemoose
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First Edit:      Tuesday 22nd of January 2013 07:31:14 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 22nd of January 2013 07:31:14 AM CDT

The Science of >rape
 
>Day spaghetti in Equestria
>You're Twilight Sparkle, librarian pone of P0nyville and Celestia's personal student
>You're also a socially awkward sperglord
>It's been exactly 132 days, 10 hours and 32 minutes since the human, Anonymous arrived in Equestria
>It has also been 125 days, 3 hours and 8 minutes since Fluttershy developed a crush on your Anon, visiting him each morning, attempting to guess his fetish
>Of course she does not possess your superior intellect and have yet to succeed
>Anon is meant for you, you know it, even your book on human/p0ny agrees with you
>Then again, _you_ wrote your book on human/p0ny relationships
>According to your calculations based on the size of Anon, his dietary needs, monthly spendings and habits, he will soon need go out and purchase more food
>You'll let Spike sleep in for today
>Time to monitor everything
>Scientific Experiment #069 codename: Anonrape initiated
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>DATA LOG #001 [ANONRAPE] 00:32 - Phase 1 Observation
>Current location: P0nyville Marketplace
>Observation of the P0nyville marketplace yielded results, the subject is engaged a practice to reduce the price of goods, know as "haggling" with the apple and apple accessories vendor, Applejack
>Anon: "But those apples were only $1.99 bits before!"
>Applejack: "Ah know this, but those damn beavers flooded mah farm!"
>The subject appeared to be convinced by the vendor Applejack, and purchase a dozen apples
>Additional note #1:The Earth p0ny Applejack appears to take no interest in Anon as a mate. Assessed Risk: Low
>Subject is now heading towards Sugar Cube Corner, presumably for cupcakes
>Observation is now continuing through the window
>Pinkie Pie is now conversing with subject
>Additional note #2:The Earth p0ny Pinkie Pie shows affection towards Anon, however does not attempt to engage in sexual activities. Assessed Risk: Medium
>Pinkie Pie is now giving Anon a hug. Hug appear to be non-sexual.
>Anon is then seen walking out of Sugar Cube Corner, with frosting on the left side of his lips
>Fluttershy is then spotted hiding in a bush, Fluttershy appears to be wearing a modified version of the human underwater clothing know as a "swimsuit"
>Important Note: Fluttershy - Extremely high risk, frequent attempts to engage in sexual activity with the subject without consent have failed so far
>Fluttershy then jumps out of the bush, trying to tackle Anon, however she fails and bounces off of Anon
>Anon then turns to her and inform her that swimsuits are not his fetish
>Additional note #3:Anon has a nice ass
>LOG #001 END
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>You're now Anon
>Fluttershy just tried seduce you with some kind of swimsuit
>Nice try, but socks are your only fetish
>As you leave your yellow rapist behind, you notice Purple smart write furiously with a quil
>You seriously hope she is not writing another one of her terrible clop fics involving her being punish by Sunbutt because she had been a "tardy filly"
>You decide to say hi to her
"Hey Twilight"
>"GAAHH!"
>With a yell, Purple Smart jumps up and a purple light blasts out of her horn, it knocks you to the ground
>Some Asian guy in the background yells "KO!", and you feel the world darken around you
>Hours later, you wake up in Twilight's library/treehouse thing
>Your hear a voice coming from upstairs
>"Ooooh my, you've been a such naughty filly, always being so tardy, I think I'll punish you~"
>"Do you like that you naughty little filly? *Spank"
>You noped so hard Big Mac would be proud
>You run back downstairs, bolting for the door
>You shudder at the thought of Twilight working on a new chapter of her clop fic
>Good thing your house isn't too far away
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>DATA LOG #002 [ANONRAPE] 05:12 - Unexpected Interruption
>Current location: P0nyville library
>The subject, undoubtedly drawn to the reseacher's extraordinary beauty, greeted her while she was lost in her research, diligently taking notes
>Shocked by his extrovert behaviour, she accidentally let out a blast of magic, knocking him out
>No doubt he will be angry with her slip up, perhaps he will even seeks to punish her
>He will likely force me down with his powerful arms, and will I be forced present my vulnerable plot him
>Then, he will whisper into my ears with his deep voice, reminding me of his dominance
"Ooooh my, you've been a such naughty filly, always being so late, I think I'll punish you~"
>As he says this, he runs his rough hand through my mane, and then moves lower
>He spanks my naughty ass, leaving a red mark
"Do you like that you naughty little filly?"
>I moan in response
>...
>My thoughts are interrupted by the slamming of a door, which marked the exit of Anon
>The subject is clearly not yet prepared to advance the relationship with the researcher further
>LOG #002 END
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>DATA LOG #003 [ANONRAPE] 20:41 - Further observation
>Current location: Bush located outside of Anon's house
>The subject Anon is currently at his home, performing a human morning routine known as "triple S".
>Fluttershy has been spotted, obviously continuing her daily fetish guess attempts
>The current fetish attempt appear to be socks, a popular fetish among stallions, according to "The Big Book of Fetishes"
>Fluttershy knocks on Anon's door, and as predicted, Anon opens the door to see what Fluttershy wishes to present him
>Anon:"N-No Fluttershy that's n-not m-my fetish!"
>The subject appear to be stuttering at an increased frequency, he then slams the door on Fluttershy
>Note: A transparency spell is used for further observation
>The subject is now stumbling up the stairs, into his bedroom
>He appear to be undressing
>The subject is now lying naked on his bed, and seem to be masturb-
>Twilight drops her paper and quill
"Oooh Anon"
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>Twilight can feel the heat in her body, and the need to extinguish it
>As she watched Anon behind the bush, her hooves massaged her body, reaching lower and lower
>She teased her naughty folds, while staring unblinking at Anon, stroking the hot monkey dick that she knew belonged to her and nop0nyelse.
>She feel herself getting close, and sense Anon is too
"Cum for me Anon"
>As Anon came, Twilight closed her eyes and let out an audible moan, her legs spasming.
"Aaaaah~"
>She let a powerful orgasm, staining her surroundings
>Her shaking legs finally giving away, and she collapse into the ground, panting.
>A few minutes later, Twilight regains her balance, and straightens her mane
>Looks like she'll be visiting Rarity for some socks
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>You're now Anon, and damn nigga, that was some good masturbation
>Your hot monkey dick was hard enough to cut diamonds, the hardest metal known to p0nykind
>In fact it still is
>You're now Anon, after a second round of masturbation
>Still not fucking Fluttershy though
>Cumming inside Rainbow Dash sounds cool, but not Fluttershy, she smells like a neglected horse stable
>Shower again because you want to walk around day smelling like the gay bath house
>Head out to work, get paid, go home, sleep.
>Today was an average day
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